So, there was this BUMP who was driving along a BUMPy road when he drove over a speedBUMP, and (driving much too fast above the speed limit), the BUMP flew through the air until it BUMPed into a BUMP-covered elephant, who, feeling the BUMP quickly smacked the BUMP-instigating BUMP back over the speedBUMP, whereupon the BUMP got back on track and continued driving, much more cautious of wily speedBUMPS. The moral of the story, watch for BUMPS and keep your BUMPS away from other people's BUMPS, lest you get your BUMPS crossed, and cause a crossed BUMP to become cross with your BUMP!
