-
There ought to be one.
Why isn't there already?
Haiku form only!
-
A jar of mayonnaise
I forgot to eat today
Now to find a spoon
-
I have problems counting
Where is my calculator?
Oh, no batteries.
-
i got a haircut.
it is a lot shorter now.
i look like a boy?
-
Button mashing night
I need the Master Sword now
Cannot save Zelda
-
Earth is quite intense
I always talk in past-tense
ever jump a fence?
-
Silly Lit of Fey!
"Always" is not past tense, see?
Be careful, OK?
-
cat haiku
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.
The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.
Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.
Blur of motion, then --
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?
The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds --
your foot just squashed one.
You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.
My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.
Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper?'
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes,
Fear vacuum cleaner
I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
Wanna go outside.
Oh, poop! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams;
My claws are not that sharp.
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Haikus are fun
But sometimes make no sense
Refrigerator
-
Do you think that you
Could haiku all day? I can.
Please, give it a try.
my haikus are bad
they are simply sentences
that I have timed well
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There is a man here
he gargles when he laughs, ew
Please oh please, just leave
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A hero rises from the ages
Cry out your triumphant roar
Wield your magnificent blade, ribbit
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A hero rises from the ages
Cry out your triumphant roar
Wield your magnificent blade, ribbit
*applause* and bravo
that was a great haiku, pie
congratulations
how many of us
actually like hot cakes?
I don't mean pancakes
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Haikus are fun
But sometimes make no sense
Refrigerator
You stole my t-shirt
I will have to curbstomp you
Don't do it again
::{I have a t-shirt with the haiku that he wrote down for those who didn't know XD}::
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teddy bear at night
held tightl in my arm
nightmares kept away
-
This is the first haiku I ever did. It was back in the 90's when I did this. I call it "Honey Haiku."
A sweet, gentle kiss
The tulips give to the bees
With tasty honey.
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The Love of a Clown
Strolling by myself,
Cupid's arrow strikes my heart
And I fall in love.
(I came up with that title because I wrote it while working at McDonald's. In fact, it was for one of our posters).
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Dancing Haiku
Resting by the lake,
A trout dances its ballet
Of doom on my hook.
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I just found this. I think it was my first & only attempt to make a rhyming haiku (unless I did one without realizing). It's called, "Pies."
My pies will not fly,
No matter how hard I try;
They go splat and die.
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Carnation Haiku
A white carnation
Pinned to my tuxedo's chest,
Provided by her.
-
Softball (Okay, this one was for Clark College's new softball program, which has only one 1 division game in its two year history).
Devils and Blazers,
Gators and the rest, will fall
To the Clark Penguins
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Ramen and pocky
Flow like rivers through hallways;
Three days of chaos.
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I'm going to post two haikus here, neither of which are mine. In fact, they were written by Japanese poets.
The Flower-Viewing, by Chora
Moribito ya
hana wo wake-iri
hana wo izu
(Women, children, men:
into cherry bloom they push-
from bloom come out again).
Spring Scene, no name given
Tsurigane-ni
tomarite nemura
kocho-kana
(On the temple bell
has settled, and is fast asleep,
a butterfly).
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Washougal has learned
you don't have to spam haikus
in seperate posts
I post a haiku
It is better than posting
dirty limericks
-
::{I have a t-shirt with the haiku that he wrote down for those who didn't know XD}::
That is not haiku
You fail at life Nikki-san
Just kidding, hehe
-
Washougal has learned
you don't have to spam haikus
in seperate posts
No, I just wanted
to have these two together
since they are not mine.
-
Morbid slime is here
to congest your mind and still
make you sneeze sometimes
I'm a turtle man
In a turtle land, how...WHAT?
I'm a resident
we don't want your eye
all we really want is for
you to puke and die
I am obsessed with
The residents, they sure are
wonderful yes. yes!
In my perturbed woods
there are holes that are deeper
than light can go. OH!
-
Staying up real late
Spamming my way to 1K
With TomtheFanBoy
-
when eveofabyss
and I get done with our plan
I'll have three thousand
-
We're climbing the ranks,
Fanboy much further than I,
But still, we're climbing.
-
the nimble thief sneaks
a master of rogueish ways
he would like to think
as he crawls along
he is not careful enough
disheartening click
-
Sweat beads on his brow,
Like cold dew on morning grass;
Heartbeat of the hare.
Dawn has left this one
To the dour chambers of night,
Truly forsaken.
-
eyes flutter almost
closing but there is still more
to be done tonight
-
He has the top spot,
But not quite yet 3,000 ---
Goal yet accomplished.
-
A sleeper awakes
He rises with one thing on
His mind. Victory
-
Iriomote
Kittens sure are the cutest,
But watch for those claws!
-
the wind in the trees
twittering birds of springtime
outside might be nice
-
Sap in my hair. Ugh.
Sunshine is sometimes a drug
Take some air and chug.
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There ought to be one.
Why isn't there already?
Haiku form only!
Anime haiku
I made a thread years ago
But it quickly died.
It's no longer there
T'was long before the "hiccup"
But I remember
-
last post for tonight
RPGs are my weekends
I'm back tomorrow
-
Night comes so swiftly,
Like the breeze beneath bird's wing,
And the board's empty.
-
We are all happy
We're not feeling sad, we've got
sunshine in a bag
Build a religion
dress up like a sultan in
your onion head hat
cities breaking down
on a camel's back, you go
cuz you don't look back
-
Large apes make great band,
With lyrics worth repeating---
Funny faces, too!
-
Work it hard, make it
better faster stronger Work
is never over
-
Jobs are good to have
And money I really need,
So why feel sad, me?
-
My teeth really hurt
I want some strong pain killers
Ow! Or a dentist.
-
My teeth really hurt
I want some strong pain killers
Ow! Or a dentist.
I'm sorry about your teeth. *wishes I had some novocaine to give you*
But, looking at your possible cosplay list, I'm stoked for the con even more. Yay, Rinoa! My girlfriend (Kahlan) was Rinoa last year. A very cute costume it is.
anyway, I hope you get to a dentist or something for your teethses.
-
Order a taco,
and maybe a burrito,
now leave me alone!
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I'm sorry about your teeth. *wishes I had some novocaine to give you*
But, looking at your possible cosplay list, I'm stoked for the con even more. Yay, Rinoa! My girlfriend (Kahlan) was Rinoa last year. A very cute costume it is.
anyway, I hope you get to a dentist or something for your teethses.
No EveofAbyss!
Sympathy must be given
Only in haikus!
Now you must suffer
The pain of the haiku bat!
Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham!
-
Throbbing brain, indeed!
My apologies, m'lord!
I have learned the law!
Tongue, thou art too free!
Only haikou thou shall speak,
And that's what must be!
-
Alas I wish that
I could stay on longer and
post like a true fiend
Tomorrow brings sun
And early biology
Seven Fifteen....Ugh
-
Early classes....gah!
I have known such a bother.
You have my pity.
-
now to school, OH NO!
I may be late, but I guess
that is "okay" *sigh*
-
Eat yummy pocky.
Do so or you will suffer,
At the hands of Tom.
-
Suffer, truly so,
For Tom has a baseball bat...
And a mighty swing!
-
I will come for you
my bat is bent and golden
there is no escape
-
Fear the golden bat,
already stained in crimson;
it's coming for you.
-
To theater I go
To be an old matchmaker
I am full of beef
-
I haven't slept in
over two days, that can't be
very healthy, yeah?
-
Healthy, surely not,
But sleep is just a crutch, right?
So, buck up, tired one!
-
Turkey in my bread,
Lettuce, mustard, mayonaise,
What a lovely blend.
-
Haiku, poetry
designed just so that you can
Use the word orange
-
Orange, orange, ooh...
How I love the orange, yeah...
Orange, Orange, ooh!
-
cuz i'm a cat
and that is why i
sing a song
-
tonight is busy
with dancing and plays. so much
time at the theatre
-
Lick me really good,
And get to the sweet goodness;
chocolate center.
-
Li'l Kim once sung that,
Or wasn't it Fiddy Cent?
I don't like either.
-
Venom's my hero,
And he looks so bloody cool!
The film.....'twas awesome!
-
Venom is the best,
the greatest villian ever;
perfect for Spidey.
-
Perfect is right, sir!
They even fight as a team,
Black and red and blue.
-
Black and red and blue,
the new American flag,
with spiders for stars.
(^ I remember that!)
-
I think I want that
To hang and salute daily,
"We pledge allegiance..."
-
I am very close;
my posts are transforming me
into a Man-Faye.
-
stupid jazz fests, ugh!
they take over my life, Blag!
no time for forums :c
-
We miss you here, Fey!
Get through that stuff quickly, now,
And get back here soon!
-
Welcome back my friend
to the to Kumoricon's forums
with pocky waiting.
-
another monday
the work here is not as bad
as my allergies
-
Allergies are bad,
A pity that you have them.
Hope this day goes well.
-
I'm loosing my sleep
I try to sleep, but I cough...
DIE MOST FOOLISH LUNGS!!!!!!!!!!!! >:O
-
Stop picking at it,
it will never get better
if you keep that up
the clueless doctors
thousands in medical bills
five bucks for the cure
-
This writing is bland
Quick and to the point
My attempt to understand
-
Children of Men, huh?
Saw it in the theaters,
It's still a great film!
-
Why do you say "still"?
Is it a remake of some
previous movie?
-
I said still, my friend,
For it was my second time
Seeing the movie.
-
Friends sure do suck a$$
most of mine aren't friends at all
*sigh* I am not glad :'C
-
my brother is happy
kendo boyfriend kills bugs
my tum is full
-
Sitting at my desk
Hungry for something yummie
3 month old cheetos
-
Almost out of work
though I will still have a job
tomorrow, it sucks
(no new haikus, huh?)
I shall not make a new post
I'm not a "post whore"
:wink:
How about I write
Some more song lyric haikus?
I think that sounds good
Mud in pajamas
Thoroughly confused all the
passing pirhanas
Ha-ha-ha HA-HA!
The Woody Woodpecker Show
Ha-ha-ha HA-HA!
Indiana wants
Me, Lord I can't go back there
I wish I had you
-
boredom approaches
no new files coming in
send me home now please
-
I cannot hear well.
There is a cat named Dave on
my hand. It is cute.
-
only five files
but now they all are finished
slowly losing mind
-
such a busy girl D:
I have no time for posting D'X
my life is homework :'c
-
My puppy went out
to the front yard to piddle
then bit the mailman.
-
I can taste dinner
from last night, burritos from
my old microwave.
-
Magnetic poems
"Naughty Girl Desired her slave"
and "Goat Belch: Drink It"
-
That reminds me of
what goat milk does to my aunt
from Tualitin.
(note: this aunt is entirely ficticious).
-
Avast, me hearties!
Tonight we approach World's End...
...and bid Jack adieu.
-
sleach with out
now with 7 stars
show off a bit
-
Holy Crap! Seven!
So you can get to seven
without being chair!
-
I do not get it,
How did you achieve this feat?
I am so jealous.
-
bow down in envy
for dont you all wish you had
seven stars like me?
-
Gasp! I was quite wrong!
Bid Jack farewell we did not,
For lo! Jack lives on!
-
The rum is now gone.
Good riddance, that stuff is gross,
it tastes like ca ca.
-
Growing up makes me
Turn into an anxious mess
I hate growing up.
-
I think people need,
to get off the topic of,
Pirates of C 3
-
I agree with mane,
growing up really sucks man,
but it is fun too
-
I think people need,
to get off the topic of,
Pirates of C 3
I agree with you;
it is a fun trilogy,
but come on people.
-
Sun is shining bright
It's a real good day for play
But now I'm sunburnt
-
I've been gone for quite
a while. graduation..GRR!!!!
I am ferocious :}
-
People seem to like
to rain on my parade
Ha ha! UMBRELLA'D!
-
with time comes new change
I still remember your smile
Time, let me forget
-
The tall bamboo tree
Panda bears like to eat it
Yummy bamboo tree
-
Painful canker sore
makes water into fire
Uh,do you smell smoke?
-
Sun is here again...
It was just so nice, cloudy...
My day can't be ru(i)ned!
-
My toes do hurt so
Walking I am not used to
Portland is awesome.
-
Where to did you walk?
I'm sorry for your toesies,
Yes, Portland does rock.
-
back from LA wooooooo!
but now I must get a job
ALAS! the workforce :c
-
The joy of my job
I can browse sites while working.
Oh no! It is blocked!
-
oh looking for job
will i ever be able to find
one that is hireing
-
Job looking are we
It can make you feel crappy
Hire us now please!
-
California
5 syllables if you say
"I Ay" at the end
-
I need work too, but
Nobody likes to hire me...
We should start a club!
-
Olives, and mushrooms
pepporonni, and sausage
my pizza is good
-
My name is Kat right?
So I should be a catgirl.
Yay for the spam board.
-
I like the music
The music is very good
Listen all day, yay
-
From the Two to Ace
Hearts, Clubs, Diamonds, and spades
Deal me some luck
-
Robots in disguise,
More than meets the eye, indeed!
"Ksh ksh ksh" they say.
-
Wow, Everything Changed
I guess that's what happens when
all you play is WoW
XD
-
My tummy grumbles
Food waits just two blocks away
But where are my pants?
-
found a job
yay now i will finaly
have money
-
A two-parter Haiku!
Started working, yeah!
Sorting art paper I did
many paper cuts
I liked my job much
Said I lacked big paper skills
I was laid off... doh!
-
(there's one in my sig...and now for another one)
A neko ninja
Lurks quietly in shadows
Suddenly leaps out
-
strawberry Pocky
tiramisu mousse Pocky
but not Thai Pocky
-
Not mine, but my friend made up random Star Wars: Episode II haiku
Soft sand on Naboo
Like the skin of my lover
Damned two suns
Memories of heat
And sand like little pebbles
Jawa rape just sucks.
And for random Star Wars RP character
Lightsabre blade shines
Crimson droplets on my skin
Ruined leather coat
And lastly one about her cat:
Furry clawed demon
Scratching post from my bare flesh
Go hack a hairball.
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Been posting just now
Why does it say only three
I have posted more
Only three posts now
Trouble is brewing inside
What is anime?
Please stop this poor fool
For I cannot cease typing
click the post icon
-
I am so metal
I need not post on this board
Ironic ain't it
-
please don't feed the trolls
they do not need attention
they should be ignored
-
I look at my arm
a rash is developing
skin you fail me now
-
job is over
sorry i am not
school starts soon
-
strange new monitor
makes some of the words blurry
wipe wipe no change wipe
-
Often I write these
It ends up about writing
Well not this time... crap!
-
one two three four five.
six seven eight nine zero.
it is twelve in ten.
-
well, if we're just gonna phone it in like that, how about this;
black black black black black
black black black black black black black
black black black black white!
-
Lame haiku make the
baby kami cry. Don't cry
kami, we love you.
-
Eyes That Yearn
One show to the next,
My eyes ache for anime;
I'm an otaku.
-
fighting and fighting
panda should eat bamboo, not
depressing candy!
-
The thought of Japan
Is making me hunger for
Maguro sushi
yum
-
sushi is nice but
gyoza does not have the
the taste of nori
-
Eleven two three
I am bored out of my mind
hello old house thing
-
dipthongs are vowels
which create two vowel sounds
and they kill haiku
-
You can't kill haiku
if you shake my paranoia
Ya can't stop haiku
ya can't stop haiku
Stop haiku? Can't stop haiku!
shake paranoia
The movin' movin'
write just like Murasaki
into the groovin'
-
haiku has three
syllables, do you not see?
Because of dipthongs.
-
I will dip your thong
When I say "Hai!" I don't
Say "ha-ee" OK?
Deconstructing and
overenunciating
is not poetry
-
You can kiss my thong,
and by that, I mean buttocks,
because I don't care.
-
At least you are good
enough to disagree in
haiku form. Thank You.
-
It is a pleasure,
to simultaneously
rebel and conform.
-
Gather 'round the box,
The box filled with happiness,
beautiful pocky.
-
an online order
I take a risk for the club
I get way too much
-
oh do not fear Tom
For the boxes, and boxes
Will soon be no more >:3
-
And so, I purchased
ANALOG CONTROLLER 3,
the engrish is great
-
I sniffle, and then...
A gargantuan sneeze, UGH!
Yes, Grape Nuts will fly.
-
Remember your socks
When you exit this building
Or you will perish.
-
Poi is quite bad ass
I hope that soon I will burn
That would be most good.
-
Everyone should know
That haikus are so last year,
Terza Remas win!
-
Only prostitutes
Don't post in this sexy thread
doncha guys think so?
-
Sexy thread is hawt.
It eats rocks and ***** lightning.
It's made of badass.
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Modified due to foul Langauge
-
Dinner Time Soon mm
Cake is making me hungry
I can has some cake?
-
Another order
more pocky, but it has been shipped
to my parents house
:(
-
I tend to speak of
many various items
like shoujo manga
-
If I were Goku
I would shoot energy blast all day
Kamehameha
(anime haiku FTW)
-
Too long on youtube
my record is broken by
another poster
-
Ahhhh World of Warcraft
Your shiny new patch it HOT
2.4 haha
-
Y T M N D
Cannot work with safari
Very sad is me
-
Alas! Poor Tom, wahhh!
This is truly tragedy
Y T M Now Dies
-
Ahhhh World of Warcraft
Your shiny new patch it HOT
2.4 haha
Lily you have an
Addiction. Please stop and come
back to the real world
...the world of spamming,
late night posting, image links
and over-quoting!
-
Ahhhh World of Warcraft
Your shiny new patch it HOT
2.4 haha
Lily you have an
Addiction. Please stop and come
back to the real world
...the world of spamming,
late night posting, image links
and over-quoting!
Emo haiku
By: Lit_of_fey
Whatever. "Real World"
I scoff at it's pointlessness
It's broken UGH.
-
The Apostrophe
It weeps and longs to be free
of the possessive
-
Acting class is fun
I helped some techies put a
Dragon together
-
Final Fantasy:
Unlimited for the win!
Anyone seen it?
-
Final Fantasy:
Unlimited for the win!
Anyone seen it?
Unlimited had
good chocobos and a Cid
but it was too weird
-
Indeed, it was strange,
But I just cannot deny
How much I like it.
-
Miniature Bro-
Comes to stay with me. Wahoo!
There will be much fun. :D
-
Got to guide around
big man in bunny costume
children loved bunny
-
This weekend I gamed with a lady who said this was her favorite haiku on the internet;
Where is my g-spot?
It is not in the garage.
Hand me a Ho-Ho.
-
hehee Tom you Crazay
Work tomorrow: The Library
Guh anxiety
-
Spoilers are icky
you shall never reveal
the wondrous plot.
-
Hooray for new patch!
My lag is banished HUZZAH!
I may now geek out :3
-
I am super bored.
There isn't much to do, really.
"What to do?" I ask.
-
Since this thread has been
active for several days
with no posts, also
because we have done
staff permission changeover
we're locking this thread.
:D
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My first haiku
I really hope it is right
Wikipedia
-
You were missing one
Syllable there, syd dearie.
On the first line there.
But other wise, syd
It was a correct haiku.
Aren't these things funky?
-
Though I heard somewhere
That in Japan the i counts
As a syllable
Though can it be wise
To trust Wikipedia
Which people edit?
Man, are they funky
The first time that I saw these
I was so confused
-
Maybe in Japan
i would be a syllable.
But I do not know.
-
I have deja vu
I think that I heard this same
argument before
-
Deja vu is quite
interesting, don't you think?
It happens a lot. XD
-
The Kut-Ku is slain.
For I am a great Hunter.
Now give me money.
-
Trident tropical
flavored gum is really good.
I want some right now.
-
I wish I had gum
My cold makes my nose stuffed up
It makes me so mad.
-
Well on accident
I swallowed my gum. Yucky.
Good luck with your cold.
-
Poor Invader Spleen
Oh noez! She swallowed her gum
Arg, school tomorrow
-
I have to do my
scene in acting class. Oh my.
I hope I do well.
-
It is far better
drama on the stage than to
have drama elsewhere
-
I agree, it is.
But sadly I failed the scene.
Worst run-through we did.
It just had to be
the time we performed where we
screwed up on it all.
:(
-
How did you do bad?
I mean, you got the part, right?
ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS!
-
It was for a class.
you do a scene no matter
what with someone else.
-
Aw, poor Invader
Ha, my stage fright is so bad.
It's very cold here....
X.X
-
Touche, O Mustash.....
When did you become a mod?
Got a new job yet?
-
Mustash thought that he
would be my replacement mod
but I am still here
-
The yummy sandwich
With all of it's turkey meat,
makes me smile with joy.
: )
-
Tomorrow, hooray!
The Sakura Fesitival
There, I'll meet Megan.
Is that how's it's spelled?
There's so many, many ways.
She'll be Kakashi.
I'll be Sakura.
The three eleven version
It's of the manga.
-
I want to go to
the Sakura Festival.
I hope you have fun.
-
The weather was weird
I hope that I can go to
KumoriCon Lite
-
Kumoricon will
almost for sure quite a bit
warmer than comfort.
(It was last year. XP)
-
I am frustrated
not lonely, it is because
of the ones I love
-
This were wonderfully written for me, but not by me...
Your heart is a trap.
I'm Lando Calrissian.
I love you, Ackbar.
I AM A GOLD DROID
I LOVE YOU, R2-D2
BWOOP BEEP BWOOP BWOO BWERR
-
I have some kool-aid.
It is very yumminy
Do you want kool-aid?
-
This were written for me, but not by me...
Your heart is a trap.
I'm Lando Calrissian.
I love you, Ackbar.
Hrm... This looks strangely familiar...
You all just lost the game, my Haiku is superior:
Your heart is a trap.
I'm Lando Calrissian.
I love you, Ackbar.
I got there first! HAH!!!
You totally effing stole that!!! You didn't even credit someone else >:( >:( >:(
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Bri wrote that haiku.
Plagiarism is not right!
Go D I A F.
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I just had a thought.
It was very perplexing.
Hmm... this is quite strange.
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Never slept enough.
Morning shifts are the devil.
Going to waffle.
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Written by some senior citizens today (with help from Lily...)
May
Mother’s Day flowers
Gentle winds and spring baskets
Poles, ribbons and dance.
Garden
Dirt, shovel, seeds, plant
Fertilize, water, shoots, weeds.
Beautiful flowers.
Music
Joyful rhythmic voices
Inspiring, serene, soothing
Soulful, stirring hymn.
Grandmas
Loving, understanding
Baking, family stories
Advice and baby sitting.
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zeppy has my life
by a power cord you see
that's why I am dead
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I have a muffin.
it is chocolate flavored.
But I need good milk!
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Juice of the Jamba
a tasty treat for breakfast
but mine is frozen
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I had some good gum.
Best gum I have ever had.
Tasted like smarties.
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Never Kenshin skits:
Cosplay contest makes me gag.
I should be a judge.
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Haikus are easy
But sometimes they dont make sense
refridgerator
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This thread... it's alive?
That's pretty amazing, yeah.
Yay for arcade games.
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Unsure of Cosplay
Decided to volunteer
A Maid for a day
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here's something I wrote
a haiku 'bout the glomp queen
from kumo 07
Panties that are blue
Everytime she glomps someone
I get a nice shot X3
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I have a question.
Who was the glomp queen that was
at kumo 07?
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Second job is fine;
Employee discount is great.
Bought cute new cake pans.
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I have got a lov-
ely bunch of coconuts
doodely doo doo
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i killed a man
he had a wife and two kids
i slept very peacefully
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4-7-7,
Is not haiku you moron.
You make me cry bludd
[Steve's a friend; I wouldn't talk like that to a stranger]
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A haiku can be
An easy thing to make so
Please don't mess it up.
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Is pronounced as follows:
hyphen dash hyphen.
By that argument,
the three lines above these three
are surely haiku.
Also, one should note:
"pronounced" has three accents,
thus three syllables.
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Work drags on too long!
I'm hopped up on free coffee-
so office work sucks!
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I see some almonds.
They taunt me so with their crunch.
I should eat some now.
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The exotic gum
What flavors could these ones be?
Oh that? It's YOGURT!
(seriously, ew)
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His swim trunks are gone
To Kumori he can't go
Dio is afraid
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MaxX Unlimited
Is a ridiculous song.
That makes babies cry.
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A sea of Jello?
Gasp. Where can I find this sea?
Only in your dreams?
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Someone stole the spoons
as I'm about to eat soup.
Do I deserve this? D:
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I thought ramune
was really ramenade
ramen lemonade.
(I learned betterwise in 2006)
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Light "L" Yagami
April 12, 2009
Death by L fangirls
(Yes, it's a haiku!
Read the date of death out loud,
and you'll see the truth.)
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[Ra-I-To is actually three syllables. . .]
Put the emphasis
on the correct syllable
or you will sound dumb.
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[Ra-I-To is actually three syllables. . .]
Put the emphasis
on the correct syllable
or you will sound dumb.
Damn Grammar Nazis!
When I become the new God,
you will all be first!
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Where u @ brotha?
NA N SA I DE SU KA?
Questions are so cool.
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Winning 101:
Do not lose the game ever.
Or you might not win.
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Patrick cannot spell
We won't be overpowered
'cause we are many.
A haiku written for me written by my friend Brian.
What's with Brians being good at haiku?
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Hands are all cut up,
Giant box: cookie cutters.
Surprisingly sharp.
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I just ate a box
It had thumbtacks inside it.
I can haz doctor?
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shirt torn and dirty
food always runs off screaming
poor hungry zombie
(Found at 4AM on the greatness of the internts ^^)
That is amazing.
A tribute is now needed.
And thus I write one.
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Look at me hitting
that poor little otaku
One day you will love
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Cherry blossoms fall
petals lit on fire blowing
the trees cry in pain
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I am a newbie
i am at least on this site
now i will sit here
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cookies are tasty.
Just like my good friend Tofu.
MAKE MAGIC HAPPY.
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This thread is quite strange
but I like it anyways
cookie anyone?
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Staying up all night
How will I be able to?
*looks at Green Tea box*
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I wish I had cake
-cake pops up next to printer-
OMG cake, yay!
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My feet itch right now
and my fingernails hurt bad
whoop-de-doo yay me.
Unfortunately
I can not think of what else
to say right now. heh.
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Then Alice fell down.
Chasing after the rabbit.
While cake was eaten.
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I am quite saddened
I only got one cake slice
'Twas my un-birthday.
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I cleaned the kitchen.
It was very sparkily.
Do not mess it up.
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I'm quite torn you see
haiku has never been my thing
but look I did one
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The election bites
Its a good thing its over.
Still rotting my brain.
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I sure love that song
'Its Easy When You're Evil'
Always makes my day!
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My eyes, they're drying
It's getting harder to think
I must be tired
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I'm still very tired.
Now I really want my bed
School must be kill'd now.
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Ugh, storyboarding,
My video class is lame.
Wish Cueto was here.
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I just died my hair
the dye burns my head a bit
the dog just licked it
D:
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Today just turned bad.
I wish it was tomorrow.
I'll be going to... mall.
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My friend got a pen;
She tried it out on my arm.
It says "I'm a sub."
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bro@bromail.com
Has a bro e-mail address
I'd send him webmail.
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Lina Inverse has
very long red and orange hair
that's down past her butt.
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.webring.com%2Fr%2Ft%2Fthelinainverseun%2Flogo&hash=034d31d06081aad5c97d667ecdb750465b45ebc5)
"What about my butt?"
Uh... I mean...
The land of Japan,
overflowing with wonders
that tranquilize us.
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi235.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee216%2Fpixmix2784%2FSlayers.jpg&hash=625a00e10eadbf1671a88c6345ce8700319d470a)
"Much better."
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i have had a goal
to be the best i can be
since my childhood
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The clouds are getting
darker, thicker, and colder;
the Snow Army comes...
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The snow and ice fall
Fluffy, thick, and all around
It is white outside
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Boredom strikes us all.
When we least expect it to.
Watch out, it's coming. >>;
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Where is my chocolate?
My one true love, Chocolate. Or-
Is it Candy Boy?
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あ
か そ ね
み ぶ こ
い が の
か な ぜ
り く つ
て
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Why can't Tanis see
that I'm just a lazy bum
who won't use google.
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Our castle is gone.
Soon we will have a new one.
Bwahaha, Spoons win. <3
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I missed spoon war deux
I'm sure my spoons fought greatly
while I was sleeping
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I liked it better
When it was made a sticky
Oh my spoon castle
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Your hair is so soft
Your epic-ness is so vast
You go Fabio
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Dr. Horrible
Your tale makes me weep a bit
If only Penny. .
D:
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Go fly little bird
Go cut through the skies and soar
Wherever you want
Just do not forget
There's an eagle in the sky
Please keep that in mind
Edit: Anyone who knows what song this is from gets 10 points. 8D
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Haiku...+
I shall tell a tale;
a story yet unmatchéd,
of how a cow can make a rat meow,
and why the sky has the complexion of rye,
and when the men find peace from within,
and where the bear does stare into air,
but who are you to pursue,
such an inquiry?
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I will have Pocky;
You cannot have my Pocky;
it is My Pocky.
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I am rathered shocked
That nobody posted a
Valentine Haiku
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Being sicks sucks tons.
Illness, how I despise thee!
-coughcoughhackhack- Ew.
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I loathe you, homework.
I don't like working this hard
for worthless garbage.