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Title: The haiku thread
Post by: guspasho on April 25, 2007, 02:23:31 pm
There ought to be one.
Why isn't there already?
Haiku form only!
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: Pie Row Maniac on April 25, 2007, 02:38:53 pm
A jar of mayonnaise
I forgot to eat today
Now to find a spoon
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 25, 2007, 02:44:16 pm
I have problems counting
Where is my calculator?
Oh, no batteries.
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: totemo_oishii on April 25, 2007, 05:09:37 pm
i got a haircut.
it is a lot shorter now.
i look like a boy?
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: ~boogiepop~ on April 25, 2007, 05:41:54 pm
Button mashing night
I need the Master Sword now
Cannot save Zelda
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: Lit_of_Fey on April 25, 2007, 09:20:06 pm
Earth is quite intense
I always talk in past-tense
ever jump a fence?
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 26, 2007, 09:14:00 am
Silly Lit of Fey!
"Always" is not past tense, see?
Be careful, OK?
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Post by: kylite on April 26, 2007, 10:37:55 am
cat haiku

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.

The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.

Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then --
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds --
your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper?'

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes,
Fear vacuum cleaner

I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, poop! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams;
My claws are not that sharp.
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: kurosakiichigo666 on April 26, 2007, 10:45:01 am
Haikus are fun
But sometimes make no sense
Refrigerator
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 26, 2007, 11:20:15 am
Do you think that you
Could haiku all day? I can.
Please, give it a try.

my haikus are bad
they are simply sentences
that I have timed well
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 26, 2007, 03:41:18 pm
There is a man here
he gargles when he laughs, ew
Please oh please, just leave
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: Pie Row Maniac on April 26, 2007, 04:46:01 pm
A hero rises from the ages
Cry out your triumphant roar
Wield your magnificent blade, ribbit
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 26, 2007, 05:12:50 pm
Quote from: "Pie Row Maniac"
A hero rises from the ages
Cry out your triumphant roar
Wield your magnificent blade, ribbit


*applause* and bravo
that was a great haiku, pie
congratulations

how many of us
actually like hot cakes?
I don't mean pancakes
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: ~boogiepop~ on April 26, 2007, 06:33:43 pm
Quote from: "kurosakiichigo666"
Haikus are fun
But sometimes make no sense
Refrigerator


You stole my t-shirt
I will have to curbstomp you
Don't do it again

::{I have a t-shirt with the haiku that he wrote down for those who didn't know XD}::
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: superjaz on April 26, 2007, 09:41:37 pm
teddy bear at night
held tightl in my arm
nightmares kept away
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on April 27, 2007, 08:47:17 am
This is the first haiku I ever did.  It was back in the 90's when I did this.  I call it "Honey Haiku."

A sweet, gentle kiss
The tulips give to the bees
With tasty honey.
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on April 27, 2007, 09:11:18 am
The Love of a Clown

Strolling by myself,
Cupid's arrow strikes my heart
And I fall in love.

(I came up with that title because I wrote it while working at McDonald's.  In fact, it was for one of our posters).
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on April 27, 2007, 09:17:17 am
Dancing Haiku

Resting by the lake,
A trout dances its ballet
Of doom on my hook.
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on April 27, 2007, 09:25:31 am
I just found this.  I think it was my first & only attempt to make a rhyming haiku (unless I did one without realizing).  It's called, "Pies."

My pies will not fly,
No matter how hard I try;
They go splat and die.
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on April 27, 2007, 09:43:26 am
Carnation Haiku

A white carnation
Pinned to my tuxedo's chest,
Provided by her.
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on April 27, 2007, 09:43:42 am
Softball (Okay, this one was for Clark College's new softball program, which has only one 1 division game in its two year history).

Devils and Blazers,
Gators and the rest, will fall
To the Clark Penguins
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: EveofAbyss on April 27, 2007, 09:51:03 am
Ramen and pocky
Flow like rivers through hallways;
Three days of chaos.
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on April 27, 2007, 10:13:30 am
I'm going to post two haikus here, neither of which are mine.  In fact, they were written by Japanese poets.

The Flower-Viewing, by Chora
Moribito ya
hana wo wake-iri
hana wo izu

(Women, children, men:
into cherry bloom they push-
from bloom come out again).


Spring Scene, no name given
Tsurigane-ni
tomarite nemura
kocho-kana

(On the temple bell
has settled, and is fast asleep,
a butterfly).
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 27, 2007, 10:30:48 am
Washougal has learned
you don't have to spam haikus
in seperate posts

I post a haiku
It is better than posting
dirty limericks
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: kurosakiichigo666 on April 27, 2007, 10:35:20 am
Quote
::{I have a t-shirt with the haiku that he wrote down for those who didn't know XD}::


That is not haiku
You fail at life Nikki-san
Just kidding, hehe
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on April 27, 2007, 10:37:04 am
Quote from: "TomtheFanboy"
Washougal has learned
you don't have to spam haikus
in seperate posts


No, I just wanted
to have these two together
since they are not mine.
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: Lit_of_Fey on April 27, 2007, 12:32:02 pm
Morbid slime is here
to congest your mind and still
make you sneeze sometimes

I'm a turtle man
In a turtle land, how...WHAT?
I'm a resident

we don't want your eye
all we really want is for
you to puke and die

I am obsessed with
The residents, they sure are
wonderful yes. yes!

In my perturbed woods
there are holes that are deeper
than light can go. OH!
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: EveofAbyss on April 28, 2007, 12:50:24 am
Staying up real late
Spamming my way to 1K
With TomtheFanBoy
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 28, 2007, 12:58:53 am
when eveofabyss
and I get done with our plan
I'll have three thousand
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: EveofAbyss on April 28, 2007, 01:15:38 am
We're climbing the ranks,
Fanboy much further than I,
But still, we're climbing.
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 28, 2007, 01:31:26 am
the nimble thief sneaks
a master of rogueish ways
he would like to think

as he crawls along
he is not careful enough
disheartening click
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: EveofAbyss on April 28, 2007, 02:08:54 am
Sweat beads on his brow,
Like cold dew on morning grass;
Heartbeat of the hare.

Dawn has left this one
To the dour chambers of night,
Truly forsaken.
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 28, 2007, 02:19:51 am
eyes flutter almost
closing but there is still more
to be done tonight
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: EveofAbyss on April 28, 2007, 08:28:14 am
He has the top spot,
But not quite yet 3,000 ---
Goal yet accomplished.
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 28, 2007, 11:39:50 am
A sleeper awakes
He rises with one thing on
His mind. Victory
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: EveofAbyss on April 28, 2007, 12:24:51 pm
Iriomote
Kittens sure are the cutest,
But watch for those claws!
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 28, 2007, 12:46:50 pm
the wind in the trees
twittering birds of springtime
outside might be nice
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Post by: Lit_of_Fey on April 29, 2007, 06:28:01 pm
Sap in my hair. Ugh.
Sunshine is sometimes a drug
Take some air and chug.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Negima on April 29, 2007, 07:22:27 pm
Quote from: "guspasho"
There ought to be one.
Why isn't there already?
Haiku form only!

Anime haiku
I made a thread years ago
But it quickly died.

It's no longer there
T'was long before the "hiccup"
But I remember
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 29, 2007, 10:00:58 pm
last post for tonight
RPGs are my weekends
I'm back tomorrow
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: EveofAbyss on April 30, 2007, 12:14:21 am
Night comes so swiftly,
Like the breeze beneath bird's wing,
And the board's empty.
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 30, 2007, 08:16:18 am
We are all happy
We're not feeling sad, we've got
sunshine in a bag

Build a religion
dress up like a sultan in
your onion head hat

cities breaking down
on a camel's back, you go
cuz you don't look back
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: EveofAbyss on April 30, 2007, 08:43:35 am
Large apes make great band,
With lyrics worth repeating---
Funny faces, too!
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 30, 2007, 09:12:59 am
Work it hard, make it
better faster stronger Work
is never over
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: EveofAbyss on April 30, 2007, 11:18:20 pm
Jobs are good to have
And money I really need,
So why feel sad, me?
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: manekineko on May 01, 2007, 12:13:15 am
My teeth really hurt
I want some strong pain killers
Ow! Or a dentist.
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: EveofAbyss on May 01, 2007, 07:33:05 am
Quote from: "manekineko"
My teeth really hurt
I want some strong pain killers
Ow! Or a dentist.


I'm sorry about your teeth. *wishes I had some novocaine to give you*
But, looking at your possible cosplay list, I'm stoked for the con even more. Yay, Rinoa! My girlfriend (Kahlan) was Rinoa last year. A very cute costume it is.

anyway, I hope you get to a dentist or something for your teethses.
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on May 01, 2007, 07:35:50 am
Order a taco,
and maybe a burrito,
now leave me alone!
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on May 01, 2007, 12:17:10 pm
Quote from: "EveofAbyss"
I'm sorry about your teeth. *wishes I had some novocaine to give you*
But, looking at your possible cosplay list, I'm stoked for the con even more. Yay, Rinoa! My girlfriend (Kahlan) was Rinoa last year. A very cute costume it is.

anyway, I hope you get to a dentist or something for your teethses.



No EveofAbyss!
Sympathy must be given
Only in haikus!

Now you must suffer
The pain of the haiku bat!
Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham!
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: EveofAbyss on May 01, 2007, 08:41:38 pm
Throbbing brain, indeed!
My apologies, m'lord!
I have learned the law!

Tongue, thou art too free!
Only haikou thou shall speak,
And that's what must be!
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: Lit_of_Fey on May 01, 2007, 10:04:51 pm
Alas I wish that
I could stay on longer and
post like a true fiend

Tomorrow brings sun
And early biology
Seven Fifteen....Ugh
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: EveofAbyss on May 01, 2007, 10:44:40 pm
Early classes....gah!
I have known such a bother.
You have my pity.
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Post by: Lit_of_Fey on May 02, 2007, 08:02:26 am
now to school, OH NO!
I may be late, but I guess
that is "okay" *sigh*
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on May 02, 2007, 08:49:36 am
Eat yummy pocky.
Do so or you will suffer,
At the hands of Tom.
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Post by: EveofAbyss on May 02, 2007, 12:52:27 pm
Suffer, truly so,
For Tom has a baseball bat...
And a mighty swing!
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on May 02, 2007, 05:16:43 pm
I will come for you
my bat is bent and golden
there is no escape
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on May 02, 2007, 05:24:24 pm
Fear the golden bat,
already stained in crimson;
it's coming for you.
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Post by: Lit_of_Fey on May 02, 2007, 06:28:06 pm
To theater I go
To be an old matchmaker
I am full of beef
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Post by: manekineko on May 02, 2007, 10:54:53 pm
I haven't slept in
over two days, that can't be
very healthy, yeah?
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: EveofAbyss on May 02, 2007, 11:14:52 pm
Healthy, surely not,
But sleep is just a crutch, right?
So, buck up, tired one!
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on May 03, 2007, 09:16:45 am
Turkey in my bread,
Lettuce, mustard, mayonaise,
What a lovely blend.
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Post by: TomtheFanboy on May 03, 2007, 09:22:23 am
Haiku, poetry
designed just so that you can
Use the word orange
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: EveofAbyss on May 03, 2007, 10:55:58 am
Orange, orange, ooh...
How I love the orange, yeah...
Orange, Orange, ooh!
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Post by: superjaz on May 03, 2007, 12:22:17 pm
cuz i'm a cat

and that is why i

sing a song
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: Lit_of_Fey on May 03, 2007, 04:09:24 pm
tonight is busy
with dancing and plays. so much
time at the theatre
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on May 03, 2007, 06:58:46 pm
Lick me really good,
And get to the sweet goodness;
chocolate center.
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Post by: EveofAbyss on May 04, 2007, 10:24:40 am
Li'l Kim once sung that,
Or wasn't it Fiddy Cent?
I don't like either.
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Post by: EveofAbyss on May 04, 2007, 10:32:29 am
Venom's my hero,
And he looks so bloody cool!
The film.....'twas awesome!
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on May 04, 2007, 10:41:03 am
Venom is the best,
the greatest villian ever;
perfect for Spidey.
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Post by: EveofAbyss on May 04, 2007, 10:42:30 am
Perfect is right, sir!
They even fight as a team,
Black and red and blue.
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on May 04, 2007, 11:03:17 am
Black and red and blue,
the new American flag,
with spiders for stars.

(^ I remember that!)
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Post by: EveofAbyss on May 04, 2007, 11:05:26 am
I think I want that
To hang and salute daily,
"We pledge allegiance..."
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on May 05, 2007, 04:51:47 pm
I am very close;
my posts are transforming me
into a Man-Faye.
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: Lit_of_Fey on May 06, 2007, 10:47:32 am
stupid jazz fests, ugh!
they take over my life, Blag!
no time for forums :c
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Post by: EveofAbyss on May 06, 2007, 05:57:29 pm
We miss you here, Fey!
Get through that stuff quickly, now,
And get back here soon!
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on May 07, 2007, 08:36:11 am
Welcome back my friend
to the to Kumoricon's forums
with pocky waiting.
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Post by: TomtheFanboy on May 07, 2007, 10:02:46 am
another monday
the work here is not as bad
as my allergies
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Post by: EveofAbyss on May 08, 2007, 07:50:10 am
Allergies are bad,
A pity that you have them.
Hope this day goes well.
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Post by: Lit_of_Fey on May 08, 2007, 08:23:52 pm
I'm loosing my sleep
I try to sleep, but I cough...
DIE MOST FOOLISH LUNGS!!!!!!!!!!!! >:O
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Post by: TomtheFanboy on May 09, 2007, 07:44:47 am
Stop picking at it,
it will never get better
if you keep that up

the clueless doctors
thousands in medical bills
five bucks for the cure
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: GotHentai on May 09, 2007, 05:10:15 pm
This writing is bland
Quick and to the point
My attempt to understand
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Post by: EveofAbyss on May 11, 2007, 10:39:45 am
Children of Men, huh?
Saw it in the theaters,
It's still a great film!
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on May 11, 2007, 01:57:38 pm
Why do you say "still"?
Is it a remake of some
previous movie?
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: EveofAbyss on May 12, 2007, 12:08:09 am
I said still, my friend,
For it was my second time
Seeing the movie.
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Post by: Lit_of_Fey on May 12, 2007, 08:08:54 pm
Friends sure do suck a$$
most of mine aren't friends at all
*sigh* I am not glad :'C
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: superjaz on May 12, 2007, 09:17:54 pm
my brother is happy
kendo boyfriend kills bugs
my tum is full
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Post by: Evaldas on May 15, 2007, 05:11:51 pm
Sitting at my desk
Hungry for something yummie
3 month old cheetos
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Post by: TomtheFanboy on May 15, 2007, 05:54:39 pm
Almost out of work
though I will still have a job
tomorrow, it sucks

(no new haikus, huh?)
I shall not make a new post
I'm not a "post whore"  

:wink:

How about I write
Some more song lyric haikus?
I think that sounds good

Mud in pajamas
Thoroughly confused all the
passing pirhanas

Ha-ha-ha HA-HA!
The Woody Woodpecker Show
Ha-ha-ha HA-HA!

Indiana wants
Me, Lord I can't go back there
I wish I had you
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Post by: valliegirl on May 16, 2007, 02:54:02 pm
boredom approaches
no new files coming in
send me home now please
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: Lit_of_Fey on May 16, 2007, 06:56:38 pm
I cannot hear well.
There is a cat named Dave on
my hand. It is cute.
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Post by: valliegirl on May 17, 2007, 09:47:55 am
only five files
but now they all are finished
slowly losing mind
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Post by: Lit_of_Fey on May 18, 2007, 08:21:04 pm
such a busy girl D:
I have no time for posting D'X
my life is homework :'c
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on May 19, 2007, 11:55:37 am
My puppy went out
to the front yard to piddle
then bit the mailman.
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on May 23, 2007, 09:05:48 am
I can taste dinner
from last night, burritos from
my old microwave.
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Post by: TomtheFanboy on May 23, 2007, 09:06:24 am
Magnetic poems
"Naughty Girl Desired her slave"
and "Goat Belch: Drink It"
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on May 23, 2007, 09:09:52 am
That reminds me of
what goat milk does to my aunt
from Tualitin.

(note: this aunt is entirely ficticious).
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Post by: EveofAbyss on May 24, 2007, 02:06:19 pm
Avast, me hearties!
Tonight we approach World's End...
...and bid Jack adieu.
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: superjaz on May 24, 2007, 08:54:57 pm
sleach with out
now with 7 stars
show off a bit
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Post by: TomtheFanboy on May 24, 2007, 09:46:27 pm
Holy Crap! Seven!
So you can get to seven
without being chair!
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on May 24, 2007, 10:23:40 pm
I do not get it,
How did you achieve this feat?
I am so jealous.
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: superjaz on May 24, 2007, 11:00:38 pm
bow down in envy
for dont you all wish you had
seven stars like me?
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Post by: EveofAbyss on May 27, 2007, 08:08:49 am
Gasp! I was quite wrong!
Bid Jack farewell we did not,
For lo! Jack lives on!
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on May 29, 2007, 09:01:47 am
The rum is now gone.
Good riddance, that stuff is gross,
it tastes like ca ca.
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: manekineko on May 30, 2007, 12:12:31 pm
Growing up makes me
Turn into an anxious mess
I hate growing up.
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: kurosakiichigo666 on May 30, 2007, 12:33:58 pm
I think people need,
to get off the topic of,
Pirates of C 3
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: kurosakiichigo666 on May 30, 2007, 12:35:10 pm
I agree with mane,
growing up really sucks man,
but it is fun too
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on June 01, 2007, 08:14:22 am
Quote from: "kurosakiichigo666"
I think people need,
to get off the topic of,
Pirates of C 3


I agree with you;
it is a fun trilogy,
but come on people.
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: manekineko on June 01, 2007, 12:35:33 pm
Sun is shining bright
It's a real good day for play
But now I'm sunburnt
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Post by: Lit_of_Fey on June 04, 2007, 12:17:15 pm
I've been gone for quite
a while. graduation..GRR!!!!
I am ferocious :}
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on June 04, 2007, 03:40:31 pm
People seem to like
to rain on my parade
Ha ha! UMBRELLA'D!
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: Greyman on June 12, 2007, 01:07:15 am
with time comes new change
I still remember your smile
Time, let me forget
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: Zetsu4200 on June 12, 2007, 05:50:39 pm
The tall bamboo tree
Panda bears like to eat it
Yummy bamboo tree
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: Evaldas on June 13, 2007, 03:10:26 pm
Painful canker sore
makes water into fire
Uh,do you smell smoke?
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: EveofAbyss on June 16, 2007, 01:32:52 pm
Sun is here again...
It was just so nice, cloudy...
My day can't be ru(i)ned!
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: manekineko on June 16, 2007, 06:01:55 pm
My toes do hurt so
Walking I am not used to
Portland is awesome.
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: EveofAbyss on June 18, 2007, 07:44:22 am
Where to did you walk?
I'm sorry for your toesies,
Yes, Portland does rock.
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: Lit_of_Fey on June 18, 2007, 11:04:19 am
back from LA wooooooo!
but now I must get a job
ALAS! the workforce :c
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on June 18, 2007, 01:59:32 pm
The joy of my job
I can browse sites while working.
Oh no! It is blocked!
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: superjaz on June 18, 2007, 03:23:33 pm
oh looking for job
will i ever be able to find
one that is hireing
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: manekineko on June 18, 2007, 04:38:12 pm
Job looking are we
It can make you feel crappy
Hire us now please!
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on June 20, 2007, 06:21:48 am
California
5 syllables if you say
"I Ay" at the end
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: EveofAbyss on June 20, 2007, 09:45:05 am
I need work too, but
Nobody likes to hire me...
We should start a club!
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: Greyman on June 22, 2007, 01:20:56 pm
Olives, and mushrooms
pepporonni, and sausage
my pizza is good
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: manekineko on June 22, 2007, 11:46:13 pm
My name is Kat right?
So I should be a catgirl.
Yay for the spam board.
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: Greyman on June 23, 2007, 01:45:03 pm
I like the music
The music is very good
Listen all day, yay
Title: The haiku thread
Post by: Greyman on June 29, 2007, 02:58:02 am
From the Two to Ace
Hearts, Clubs, Diamonds, and spades
Deal me some luck
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on July 09, 2007, 11:02:14 am
Robots in disguise,
More than meets the eye, indeed!
"Ksh ksh ksh" they say.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Lit_of_Fey on July 19, 2007, 09:49:52 am
Wow, Everything Changed
I guess that's what happens when
all you play is WoW

XD
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Kuranberi on July 28, 2007, 08:23:58 pm
My tummy grumbles
Food waits just two blocks away
But where are my pants?
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: superjaz on July 30, 2007, 03:05:42 pm
found a job
yay now i will finaly
have money
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Evaldas on August 07, 2007, 10:12:58 am
A two-parter Haiku!


Started working, yeah!
Sorting art paper I did
many paper cuts

I liked my job much
Said I lacked big paper skills
I was laid off... doh!
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Naleh on August 23, 2007, 02:26:20 pm
(there's one in my sig...and now for another one)
A neko ninja
Lurks quietly in shadows
Suddenly leaps out
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on August 23, 2007, 02:53:57 pm
strawberry Pocky
tiramisu mousse Pocky
but not Thai Pocky
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Delphi on September 04, 2007, 01:02:02 am
Not mine, but my friend made up random Star Wars: Episode II haiku
Soft sand on Naboo
Like the skin of my lover
Damned two suns

Memories of heat
And sand like little pebbles
Jawa rape just sucks.

And for random Star Wars RP character
Lightsabre blade shines
Crimson droplets on my skin
Ruined leather coat

And lastly one about her cat:
Furry clawed demon
Scratching post from my bare flesh
Go hack a hairball.

Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: stonemonkthewise on September 05, 2007, 10:03:50 pm
Been posting just now
Why does it say only three
I have posted more

Only three posts now
Trouble is brewing inside
What is anime?

Please stop this poor fool
For I cannot cease typing
click the post icon
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: vangorgoroth on September 06, 2007, 10:12:43 pm
I am so metal
I need not post on this board
Ironic ain't it
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on September 18, 2007, 03:58:28 pm
please don't feed the trolls
they do not need attention
they should be ignored
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: risotto on September 18, 2007, 04:14:41 pm
I look at my arm
a rash is developing
skin you fail me now
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: superjaz on September 18, 2007, 04:16:16 pm
 job is over
sorry i am not
school starts soon
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on September 19, 2007, 10:39:22 am
strange new monitor
makes some of the words blurry
wipe wipe no change wipe
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Hei on September 30, 2007, 11:27:07 pm
Often I write these
It ends up about writing
Well not this time... crap!
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DancingTofu on September 30, 2007, 11:41:08 pm
one two three four five.
six seven eight nine zero.
it is twelve in ten.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Hei on September 30, 2007, 11:45:07 pm
well, if we're just gonna phone it in like that, how about this;

black black black black black
black black black black black black black
black black black black white!
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on October 01, 2007, 06:49:58 am
Lame haiku make the
baby kami cry. Don't cry
kami, we love you.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on October 08, 2007, 09:17:08 am
Eyes That Yearn

One show to the next,
My eyes ache for anime;
I'm an otaku.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on October 08, 2007, 02:48:16 pm
fighting and fighting
panda should eat bamboo, not
depressing candy!
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: dashing on October 12, 2007, 11:47:04 am
The thought of Japan
Is making me hunger for
Maguro sushi


yum
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: superjaz on October 12, 2007, 05:48:49 pm
sushi is nice but
gyoza does not have the
the taste of nori
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Lit_of_Fey on October 13, 2007, 11:19:46 pm
Eleven two three
I am bored out of my mind
hello old house thing
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DancingTofu on October 14, 2007, 12:11:12 am
dipthongs are vowels
which create two vowel sounds
and they kill haiku
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on October 14, 2007, 08:21:09 am
You can't kill haiku
if you shake my paranoia
Ya can't stop haiku

ya can't stop haiku
Stop haiku? Can't stop haiku!
shake paranoia

The movin' movin'
write just like Murasaki
into the groovin'
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DancingTofu on October 15, 2007, 12:05:12 am
haiku has three
syllables, do you not see?
Because of dipthongs.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on October 16, 2007, 09:10:58 am
I will dip your thong
When I say "Hai!" I don't
Say "ha-ee" OK?

Deconstructing and
overenunciating
is not poetry
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DancingTofu on October 16, 2007, 09:43:52 pm
You can kiss my thong,
and by that, I mean buttocks,
because I don't care.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on October 17, 2007, 03:28:34 pm
At least you are good
enough to disagree in
haiku form. Thank You.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DancingTofu on October 18, 2007, 08:43:22 pm
It is a pleasure,
to simultaneously
rebel and conform.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on October 29, 2007, 04:15:09 pm
Gather 'round the box,
The box filled with happiness,
beautiful pocky.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on October 31, 2007, 05:10:56 pm
an online order
I take a risk for the club
I get way too much
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Lit_of_Fey on November 23, 2007, 11:16:57 am
oh do not fear Tom
For the boxes, and boxes
Will soon be no more >:3
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DancingTofu on November 23, 2007, 08:01:43 pm
And so, I purchased
ANALOG CONTROLLER 3,
the engrish is great
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Lit_of_Fey on November 24, 2007, 11:58:35 am
I sniffle, and then...
A gargantuan sneeze, UGH!
Yes, Grape Nuts will fly.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DancingTofu on December 02, 2007, 05:56:34 pm
Remember your socks
When you exit this building
Or you will perish.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Lit_of_Fey on February 22, 2008, 02:03:17 am
Poi is quite bad ass
I hope that soon I will burn
That would be most good.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: EveofAbyss on February 22, 2008, 11:24:44 am
Everyone should know
That haikus are so last year,
Terza Remas win!
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Lit_of_Fey on February 22, 2008, 08:50:27 pm
Only prostitutes
Don't post in this sexy thread
doncha guys think so?
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DancingTofu on February 23, 2008, 11:00:10 pm
Sexy thread is hawt.
It eats rocks and ***** lightning.
It's made of badass.

-----------------------------

Modified due to foul Langauge
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Daxe on March 07, 2008, 07:49:00 pm
Dinner Time Soon mm
Cake is making me hungry
I can has some cake?
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on March 08, 2008, 09:56:39 am
Another order
more pocky, but it has been shipped
to my parents house
 :(
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Invader spleen on March 08, 2008, 02:43:09 pm
I tend to speak of
many various items
like shoujo manga
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: balmno on March 08, 2008, 03:09:41 pm
If I were Goku
I would shoot energy blast all day
Kamehameha

(anime haiku FTW)
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on March 18, 2008, 09:58:04 am
Too long on youtube
my record is broken by
another poster
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Lit_of_Fey on March 18, 2008, 11:14:54 am
Ahhhh World of Warcraft
Your shiny new patch it HOT
2.4 haha
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on March 18, 2008, 11:39:37 am
Y T M N D
Cannot work with safari
Very sad is me
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Lit_of_Fey on March 18, 2008, 12:24:15 pm
Alas! Poor Tom, wahhh!
This is truly tragedy
Y T M Now Dies
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on March 18, 2008, 03:56:30 pm
Ahhhh World of Warcraft
Your shiny new patch it HOT
2.4 haha

Lily you have an
Addiction. Please stop and come
back to the real world

...the world of spamming,
late night posting, image links
and over-quoting!
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Lit_of_Fey on March 20, 2008, 03:19:06 am
Ahhhh World of Warcraft
Your shiny new patch it HOT
2.4 haha

Lily you have an
Addiction. Please stop and come
back to the real world

...the world of spamming,
late night posting, image links
and over-quoting!

Emo haiku
By: Lit_of_fey

Whatever. "Real World"
I scoff at it's pointlessness
It's broken UGH.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on March 20, 2008, 02:02:20 pm
The Apostrophe
It weeps and longs to be free
of the possessive
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Invader spleen on March 20, 2008, 08:33:43 pm
Acting class is fun
I helped some techies put a
Dragon together
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: EveofAbyss on March 21, 2008, 08:45:30 am
Final Fantasy:
Unlimited for the win!
Anyone seen it?
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on March 21, 2008, 11:13:02 am
Final Fantasy:
Unlimited for the win!
Anyone seen it?

Unlimited had
good chocobos and a Cid
but it was too weird
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: EveofAbyss on March 21, 2008, 11:16:47 am
Indeed, it was strange,
But I just cannot deny
How much I like it.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Lit_of_Fey on March 22, 2008, 10:52:56 am
Miniature Bro-
Comes to stay with me. Wahoo!
There will be much fun. :D
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Invader spleen on March 23, 2008, 04:21:26 pm
Got to guide around
big man in bunny costume
children loved bunny
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on March 24, 2008, 08:35:28 am
This weekend I gamed with a lady who said this was her favorite haiku on the internet;

Where is my g-spot?
It is not in the garage.
Hand me a Ho-Ho.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Lit_of_Fey on March 25, 2008, 01:13:11 am
hehee Tom you Crazay
Work tomorrow: The Library
Guh anxiety
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Invader spleen on March 25, 2008, 02:28:13 pm
Spoilers are icky
you shall never reveal
the wondrous plot.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Lit_of_Fey on March 26, 2008, 03:13:33 am
Hooray for new patch!
My lag is banished HUZZAH!
I may now geek out :3
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: laurifer on March 26, 2008, 09:31:45 pm
I am super bored.
There isn't much to do, really.
"What to do?" I ask.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on March 27, 2008, 08:11:42 am
Since this thread has been
active for several days
with no posts, also

because we have done
staff permission changeover
we're locking this thread.
 :D

Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Syd-chan on April 02, 2008, 08:04:36 pm
My first haiku
I really hope it is right
Wikipedia
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Invader spleen on April 02, 2008, 08:13:46 pm
You were missing one
Syllable there, syd dearie.
On the first line there.

But other wise, syd
It was a correct haiku.
Aren't these things funky?
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Syd-chan on April 02, 2008, 09:24:40 pm
Though I heard somewhere
That in Japan the i counts
As a syllable


Though can it be wise
To trust Wikipedia
Which people edit?


Man, are they funky
The first time that I saw these
I was so confused
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Invader spleen on April 03, 2008, 04:25:42 pm
Maybe in Japan
i would be a syllable.
But I do not know.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 04, 2008, 04:46:23 pm
I have deja vu
I think that I heard this same
argument before
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Invader spleen on April 04, 2008, 04:50:43 pm
Deja vu is quite
interesting, don't you think?
It happens a lot. XD
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DancingTofu on April 05, 2008, 01:30:50 am
The Kut-Ku is slain.
For I am a great Hunter.
Now give me money.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Invader spleen on April 05, 2008, 01:49:36 pm
Trident tropical
flavored gum is really good.
I want some right now.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Syd-chan on April 05, 2008, 08:04:30 pm
I wish I had gum
My cold makes my nose stuffed up
It makes me so mad.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Invader spleen on April 05, 2008, 08:37:13 pm
Well on accident
I swallowed my gum. Yucky.
Good luck with your cold.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Syd-chan on April 06, 2008, 09:29:22 pm
Poor Invader Spleen
Oh noez! She swallowed her gum
Arg, school tomorrow
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Invader spleen on April 06, 2008, 10:18:13 pm
I have to do my
scene in acting class. Oh my.
I hope I do well.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 07, 2008, 07:27:57 am
It is far better
drama on the stage than to
have drama elsewhere
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Invader spleen on April 07, 2008, 09:39:20 pm
I agree, it is.
But sadly I failed the scene.
Worst run-through we did.

It just had to be
the time we performed where we
screwed up on it all.

 :(
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Syd-chan on April 09, 2008, 10:04:51 pm
How did you do bad?
I mean, you got the part, right?
ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS!
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Invader spleen on April 10, 2008, 03:54:14 pm
It was for a class.
you do a scene no matter
what with someone else.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Syd-chan on April 16, 2008, 06:39:42 am
Aw, poor Invader
Ha, my stage fright is so bad.
It's very cold here....

X.X
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Syd-chan on April 16, 2008, 05:36:49 pm
Touche, O Mustash.....
When did you become a mod?
Got a new job yet?

Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 16, 2008, 11:25:34 pm
Mustash thought that he
would be my replacement mod
but I am still here
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Invader spleen on April 17, 2008, 04:02:09 pm
The yummy sandwich
With all of it's turkey meat,
makes me smile with joy.

: )
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Syd-chan on April 18, 2008, 09:32:27 pm
Tomorrow, hooray!
The Sakura Fesitival
There, I'll meet Megan.

Is that how's it's spelled?
There's so many, many ways.
She'll be Kakashi.


I'll be Sakura.
The three eleven version
It's of the manga.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Invader spleen on April 18, 2008, 10:35:36 pm
I want to go to
the Sakura Festival.
I hope you have fun.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Syd-chan on April 24, 2008, 10:22:28 am
The weather was weird
I hope that I can go to
KumoriCon Lite
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Invader spleen on April 24, 2008, 08:49:29 pm
Kumoricon will
almost for sure quite a bit
warmer than comfort.

(It was last year. XP)
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 25, 2008, 06:37:32 am
I am frustrated
not lonely, it is because
of the ones I love
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: megchan on April 26, 2008, 02:16:24 pm
This were wonderfully written for me, but not by me...

Your heart is a trap.
I'm Lando Calrissian.
I love you, Ackbar.

I AM A GOLD DROID
I LOVE YOU, R2-D2
BWOOP BEEP BWOOP BWOO BWERR
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Invader spleen on April 26, 2008, 02:18:34 pm
I have some kool-aid.
It is very yumminy
Do you want  kool-aid?
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: megchan on April 26, 2008, 06:56:49 pm
This were written for me, but not by me...

Your heart is a trap.
I'm Lando Calrissian.
I love you, Ackbar.


Hrm... This looks strangely familiar...

You all just lost the game, my Haiku is superior:

Your heart is a trap.
I'm Lando Calrissian.
I love you, Ackbar.

I got there first! HAH!!!

You totally effing stole that!!! You didn't even credit someone else  >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: megchan on April 26, 2008, 09:05:36 pm
Bri wrote that haiku.
Plagiarism is not right!
Go D I A F.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Invader spleen on April 26, 2008, 11:22:15 pm
I just had a thought.
It was very perplexing.
Hmm... this is quite strange.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: megchan on April 27, 2008, 11:00:08 am
Never slept enough.
Morning shifts are the devil.
Going to waffle.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Lily on April 27, 2008, 04:03:54 pm
Written by some senior citizens today (with help from Lily...)

May

Mother’s Day flowers
Gentle winds and spring baskets
Poles, ribbons and dance.

Garden

Dirt, shovel, seeds, plant
Fertilize, water, shoots, weeds.
Beautiful flowers.

Music

Joyful rhythmic voices
Inspiring, serene, soothing
Soulful, stirring hymn.

Grandmas

Loving, understanding
Baking, family stories
Advice and baby sitting.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DancingTofu on April 27, 2008, 09:32:10 pm
zeppy has my life
by a power cord you see
that's why I am dead
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Invader spleen on April 27, 2008, 09:44:32 pm
I have a muffin.
it is chocolate flavored.
But I need good milk!
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 28, 2008, 05:49:50 am
Juice of the Jamba
a tasty treat for breakfast
but mine is frozen
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Invader spleen on April 28, 2008, 07:42:50 pm
I had some good gum.
Best gum I have ever had.
Tasted like smarties.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: megchan on May 28, 2008, 10:20:41 pm
Never Kenshin skits:
Cosplay contest makes me gag.
I should be a judge.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Daxe on June 26, 2008, 07:36:30 pm
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they dont make sense
refridgerator
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Invader spleen on June 26, 2008, 09:44:18 pm
This thread... it's alive?
That's pretty amazing, yeah.
Yay for arcade games.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Kanmu on July 20, 2008, 09:41:14 pm
Unsure of Cosplay
Decided to volunteer
A Maid for a day
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: rosebride17 on July 21, 2008, 11:00:08 pm
here's something I wrote
a haiku 'bout the glomp queen
from kumo 07

Panties that are blue
Everytime she glomps someone
I get a nice shot X3
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Invader spleen on July 28, 2008, 10:41:46 am
I have a question.
Who was the glomp queen that was
at kumo 07?
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: megchan on July 28, 2008, 07:06:18 pm
Second job is fine;
Employee discount is great.
Bought cute new cake pans.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DancingTofu on July 29, 2008, 01:27:47 am
I have got a lov-
ely bunch of coconuts
doodely doo doo
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: laharlsama on July 29, 2008, 11:07:27 pm
i killed a man

he had a wife and two kids

i slept very peacefully
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DancingTofu on July 30, 2008, 12:07:12 am
4-7-7,
Is not haiku you moron.
You make me cry bludd

[Steve's a friend; I wouldn't talk like that to a stranger]
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on July 30, 2008, 01:18:11 am
A haiku can be
An easy thing to make so
Please don't mess it up.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DancingTofu on August 01, 2008, 02:58:03 am
---
Is pronounced as follows:
hyphen dash hyphen.

By that argument,
the three lines above these three
are surely haiku.

Also, one should note:
"pronounced" has three accents,
thus three syllables.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: megchan on August 01, 2008, 03:12:56 pm
Work drags on too long!
I'm hopped up on free coffee-
so office work sucks!
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Invader spleen on August 01, 2008, 03:24:02 pm
I see some almonds.
They taunt me so with their crunch.
I should eat some now.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TomtheFanboy on August 02, 2008, 04:45:28 pm
The exotic gum
What flavors could these ones be?
Oh that? It's YOGURT!

(seriously, ew)
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: megchan on August 06, 2008, 10:26:15 pm
His swim trunks are gone
To Kumori he can't go
Dio is afraid
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DancingTofu on August 07, 2008, 08:18:50 pm
MaxX Unlimited
Is a ridiculous song.
That makes babies cry.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: StarryShay on September 02, 2008, 08:30:39 pm
A sea of Jello?
Gasp. Where can I find this sea?
Only in your dreams?
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Prince Nori on September 04, 2008, 01:14:51 pm
Someone stole the spoons
as I'm about to eat soup.
Do I deserve this? D:
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DancingTofu on September 04, 2008, 04:53:02 pm
I thought ramune
was really ramenade
ramen lemonade.

(I learned betterwise in 2006)
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Chandra Nalaar on September 06, 2008, 09:52:18 pm
Light "L" Yagami
April 12, 2009
Death by L fangirls

(Yes, it's a haiku!
Read the date of death out loud,
and you'll see the truth.)
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DancingTofu on September 07, 2008, 10:27:46 pm
[Ra-I-To is actually three syllables. . .]

Put the emphasis
on the correct syllable
or you will sound dumb.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Chandra Nalaar on September 08, 2008, 02:16:04 pm
[Ra-I-To is actually three syllables. . .]

Put the emphasis
on the correct syllable
or you will sound dumb.

Damn Grammar Nazis!
When I become the new God,
you will all be first!
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DancingTofu on September 08, 2008, 11:39:36 pm
Where u @ brotha?
NA N SA I DE SU KA?
Questions are so cool.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DancingTofu on September 10, 2008, 02:05:25 am
Winning 101:
Do not lose the game ever.
Or you might not win.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: megchan on September 10, 2008, 01:26:05 pm
Patrick cannot spell 
We won't be overpowered
'cause we are many.

A haiku written for me written by my friend Brian.

What's with Brians being good at haiku?
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: megchan on September 11, 2008, 10:41:39 am
Hands are all cut up,
Giant box: cookie cutters.
Surprisingly sharp.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DancingTofu on September 12, 2008, 12:42:24 am
I just ate a box
It had thumbtacks inside it.
I can haz doctor?
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DancingTofu on September 12, 2008, 04:27:40 pm
shirt torn and dirty
food always runs off screaming
poor hungry zombie

(Found at 4AM on the greatness of the internts ^^)
That is amazing.
A tribute is now needed.
And thus I write one.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Waffles on September 13, 2008, 12:55:21 am
Look at me hitting
that poor little otaku
One day you will love
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: The Sphinxyness on September 15, 2008, 07:15:25 pm
Cherry blossoms fall
petals lit on fire blowing
the trees cry in pain
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: meep on September 22, 2008, 04:10:23 pm
I am a newbie
i am at least on this site
now i will sit here
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DancingTofu on September 23, 2008, 12:32:53 am
cookies are tasty.
Just like my good friend Tofu.
MAKE MAGIC HAPPY.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Alderfairy on September 27, 2008, 07:26:01 pm
This thread is quite strange
but I like it anyways
cookie anyone?
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: oslapedo on September 30, 2008, 11:40:26 pm
Staying up all night
How will I be able to?
*looks at Green Tea box*
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: MiriaRose on October 03, 2008, 08:11:07 pm
I wish I had cake
-cake pops up next to printer-
OMG cake, yay!
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Alderfairy on October 03, 2008, 11:13:31 pm
My feet itch right now
and my fingernails hurt bad
whoop-de-doo yay me.

Unfortunately
I can not think of what else
to say right now. heh.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: StarryShay on October 05, 2008, 12:53:54 pm
Then Alice fell down.
Chasing after the rabbit.
While cake was eaten.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: MiriaRose on October 11, 2008, 09:03:07 pm
I am quite saddened
I only got one cake slice
'Twas my un-birthday.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 13, 2008, 06:30:45 pm
I cleaned the kitchen.
It was very sparkily.
Do not mess it up.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: tofutakeout on October 27, 2008, 08:08:29 pm
I'm quite torn you see
haiku has never been my thing
but look I did one
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DemonSpawn on November 05, 2008, 10:18:54 pm
The election bites
Its a good thing its over.
Still rotting my brain.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: NightLotus on November 05, 2008, 10:50:22 pm
I sure love that song
'Its Easy When You're Evil'
Always makes my day!
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Cassiopeia on November 05, 2008, 10:52:02 pm
My eyes, they're drying
It's getting harder to think
I must be tired
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DemonSpawn on November 06, 2008, 08:16:34 am
I'm still very tired.
Now I really want my bed
School must be kill'd now.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Cassiopeia on November 06, 2008, 01:44:03 pm
Ugh, storyboarding,
My video class is lame.
Wish Cueto was here.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: tofutakeout on November 09, 2008, 02:22:44 pm
I just died my hair
the dye burns my head a bit
the dog just licked it

D:
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DemonSpawn on November 28, 2008, 11:51:40 am
Today just turned bad.
I wish it was tomorrow.
I'll be going to... mall.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: megchan on December 05, 2008, 01:37:39 pm
My friend got a pen;
She tried it out on my arm.
It says "I'm a sub."
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DancingTofu on December 07, 2008, 01:11:15 am
bro@bromail.com
Has a bro e-mail address
I'd send him webmail.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 13, 2008, 01:42:38 am
Lina Inverse has
very long red and orange hair
that's down past her butt.

(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.webring.com%2Fr%2Ft%2Fthelinainverseun%2Flogo&hash=034d31d06081aad5c97d667ecdb750465b45ebc5)
"What about my butt?"

Uh... I mean...

The land of Japan,
overflowing with wonders
that tranquilize us.

(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi235.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee216%2Fpixmix2784%2FSlayers.jpg&hash=625a00e10eadbf1671a88c6345ce8700319d470a)
"Much better."
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on December 13, 2008, 11:16:28 pm
i have had a goal
to be the best i can be
since my childhood
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 14, 2008, 09:06:07 am
The clouds are getting
darker, thicker, and colder;
the Snow Army comes...
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: ambergen87 on December 21, 2008, 08:44:16 pm
The snow and ice fall
Fluffy, thick, and all around
It is white outside
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: StarryShay on December 22, 2008, 10:12:12 am
Boredom strikes us all.
When we least expect it to.
Watch out, it's coming. >>;
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: megchan on January 03, 2009, 11:38:02 am
Where is my chocolate?
My one true love, Chocolate. Or-
Is it Candy Boy?
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: TanisNikana on January 12, 2009, 01:48:38 am

か そ ね
み ぶ こ
い が の
か な ぜ
り く つ
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: oslapedo on January 12, 2009, 01:54:48 am
Why can't Tanis see
that I'm just a lazy bum
who won't use google.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: StarryShay on January 12, 2009, 10:19:50 pm
Our castle is gone.
Soon we will have a new one.
Bwahaha, Spoons win. <3
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: oslapedo on January 13, 2009, 06:50:18 am
I missed spoon war deux
I'm sure my spoons fought greatly
while I was sleeping
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Post by: oslapedo on January 13, 2009, 10:35:24 pm
I liked it better
When it was made a sticky
Oh my spoon castle
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Post by: oslapedo on January 14, 2009, 09:41:07 pm
Your hair is so soft
Your epic-ness is so vast
You go Fabio
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: MiriaRose on January 19, 2009, 12:19:48 pm
Dr. Horrible
Your tale makes me weep a bit
If only Penny. .

D:
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Cassiopeia on January 19, 2009, 04:24:15 pm
Go fly little bird
Go cut through the skies and soar
Wherever you want

Just do not forget
There's an eagle in the sky
Please keep that in mind


Edit: Anyone who knows what song this is from gets 10 points. 8D
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: DancingTofu on January 20, 2009, 09:13:28 pm
Haiku...+

I shall tell a tale;
a story yet unmatchéd,
of how a cow can make a rat meow,
and why the sky has the complexion of rye,
and when the men find peace from within,
and where the bear does stare into air,
but who are you to pursue,
such an inquiry?
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 22, 2009, 06:22:28 pm
I will have Pocky;
You cannot have my Pocky;
it is My Pocky.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on February 15, 2009, 03:32:52 pm
I am rathered shocked
That nobody posted a
Valentine Haiku
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: MiriaRose on February 15, 2009, 03:51:18 pm
Being sicks sucks tons.
Illness, how I despise thee!
-coughcoughhackhack- Ew.
Title: Re: The haiku thread
Post by: makichan on February 15, 2009, 08:02:36 pm
I loathe you, homework.
I don't like working this hard
for worthless garbage.