Well on first attempt, I tried putting pennies into a box that I drew a ? on, and punched underneath it. Didn't work as well. "If Mario can do it, why can't we??" Tried mushrooms, same result, it takes a really hard punch to pop things out, or otherwise breaking the box. Then I would be squeezing down a pipe (50 gallon trash can) "grr, I'm not that fat! go down!" and two more on each side of the stage, as I wiggle into one and come out the other. Then finally getting something right, I would find a fireflower and bounce fireballs (tennis balls with streamers) at a ninja or Bowser or something. Possibly with Toad at the end with his line "I'm sorry but the princess is in another castle!" and I might go "Oh, skip this job! I'm going to Hyrule!"
Bonus ending: Toad gives me a letter from Princess Peach asking to rescue her and the rewards will be endless, with her signature. Also attached is a Starman to help me. Back in focus, I power up with the Starman (super saiyan style) and run off stage.
Bu that's just my thoughts.