ITS SO COLD I CAN ONLY TALK IN SHIFT-JAM

[NightLotus]

ANYONE ELSE HAVE THIS PROBLEM??
ITS SO COLD O_O

[superjaz]

It took me 3 clicks of my car unlock button to unlock my car last night, I would unlock using my keys but that lock seems to be missing...

[Griff_the_dragoon]

it is so could here that we can throw some hot water in the air and when it hits the ground it is ice

[NightLotus]

My car's gas motor is like... dying from the cold... since its a hybrid its ok, but it makes all these pathetic whining whizzing whirring sounds when every i accelerate, and instead of taking like 10 secconds to get up to 60 its taking like 20 ;;>_>

OH AND IT HAS A SUPER CRAPPY CVT WHICH IS LIKE "OH HAI! YOU WANT TO ACCELERATE?? HOW DOES 5000 RPM SOUND?? " 

ALSO:
thefuckingweather.com

[TomtheFanboy]

it is so could here that we can throw some hot water in the air and when it hits the ground it is ice

I always liked the one where "It's so cold when I put the tea kettle on to boil ice cubes came popping out the spout."

[NightLotus]

"i put things in my freezer to warm them up"

[superjaz]

funny story the fridge at my work had warm ice cream in it...  my car is not wanting to start but it has been, it sounds like a sick kitten

[NightLotus]

oh! perfect description of the car noise!