This one is pretty old.
So I was fighting demons for some reason on a really high floor in a penthouse apartment and the only way to kill them was to rip them apart/crush them a ton of times, so that was gross. Then I realized that there was no way to survive without them eating my soul so I jumped out the window and killed myself.
Then I came back as a ghost and fought demons more. And Tanis was a Teutonic Knight with a sidekick who was a ninja turtle or something.
. . It was weird.