OMG LOL.
"Today at school, my teacher was listing off names for attendance, and when he got to "Edward", the cutest boy in the class, all of the girls sighed, and the boy, Edward, got up and thanked everyone, then walked over and kissed me. My name is Bella. MLIT."
"In the ninth grade biology class I teach, there is a boy named Ed and a girl named Bella. I have paired them up for every lab assignment we have had so far in this year in hopes that they will get together. I even asked my supervisors permission to hold a blood testing day. MLIT"
"Was I the only one who ever wondered what it must have been like for Edward during Bella's 'time of the month'. Maybe I'm reading into this story a little too much... MLIT. LOL :-D"
These people are scary!
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