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Offline jaybug

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Re: The terrible pun thread! post your favorites!
« Reply #100 on: April 13, 2010, 08:26:11 pm »
we tried this in french class often. We wanted to have a surprise-partir, not a surprise-parti! Surprise-leaving, not party.

Another French one is a verlan, an inverse of a word. Beurre, which means butter, but is the reverse of Arab. I had thought they meant butter was an Arabic word for years until just a few years ago. duh.
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« Reply #101 on: April 14, 2010, 12:58:59 pm »
A man sent a list of ten puns to a friend, hoping at least one would make him laugh. No pun in ten did.
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« Reply #102 on: April 14, 2010, 02:00:06 pm »
DemonSpawn passed this one along to me..

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« Reply #103 on: April 16, 2010, 02:20:04 pm »
In a lower court two convicted crfiminals are brought before a judge who exaclaimed, "You robbed an international House of Pancakes (IHOP)? How waffle, I hope you've loined something from this!"
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