Well when I'M feeling sad, i like to sing about all the things in the world that make me happy!
An apple pie,
A bright blue sky,
A breezy meadow in July..
An ice cream bar,
A shooting star,
The sound of a steel guitar..
I love the sound of rain,
Wearing a hat and cane,
Tiffany window panes lovely to see..
Frost on a windowsill,
The feel of a dollar bill.
Vacations in Brazil feel me with glee..
These are all the little things that make me smile,
This is all the stuff that makes life worthwhile.
Everybody knows the holocaust was a lie,
So let's sing about the things we like and don't be shy..
A strip of lace,
A pretty face,
Eugenics really makes the case.
Counting sheeps in froggy leaps,
Touching Harold inappropriately while he sleeps..
I love the feel of grain,
The screams of a man in pain.
Blood coming down like rain showering me.
That everlasting thrill during the final kill,
Body dumped in a landfill, got off scott free.
These are all the little things that make me smile,
This is all the stuff that makes life worthwhile..
One day i will eat your brain and it'll be great,
So let's sing about the things we like and meet your fate..!
(You can start hateing me now...)