Things you've written or said as a kid

[tofutakeout]

"One day there was a Pikachu and a Clafairy. Pikachu and Clafairy ran to the forest. The people were chasing them. Ash found them in the forest. They were almost losing their power. Ash took them to the Pokemon center. The End"

Nuff said. Your turn.

[NARUNIK]

 " I wish my sister was dead."

  yup. ( She deleted my Pokemon Saphire file man.)

[Nando-KiT]

im the real harry potter! Lets go adventure.    no joke my mom has the pics

[Washougal_Otaku]

I used to write songs at a young age and, to be quite honest, I think that the stuff I wrote on a bad day was better than over half of the music made in American media.  Most of them were Christian themed, but they were still better.

[NARUNIK]

Me too! I do that right now! I bet your stuff sounds way better then the other American Media.

[Washougal_Otaku]

Thank you.

Although, I've got to be honest, the last couple of songs I wrote were Tomb Raider themed, one of which was a commical rap...

[thesirensings]

Grandpa Dennis: *stomping around and yelling in his Military Sargeant manner* WHERE'S THE COFFEE?!

Me (at the age of 2 or 3): You moron, it's not coffee, it's Folgers.

[reppy]

I used to mispronounce "girls" as "grills."

I can only imagine if I ever saw a girl I thought was hot.

"MAN, THAT GRILL IS HOT."

"Yes Derek, grills are hot.  Don't touch them or you'll get burned."

"lolwat?" :<

Granted I was really young when I said this, so I really doubt I would have thought any girl / grill was hot. 

[thesirensings]

I used to pronounce "vacuum" as "f*ck you" and "green" like "qwee".

So when I was but a wee thing, I was in the store with my mother, noticed a green vacuum, and exclaimed: "Vacuum green!"

Mom thought I had said "F*ck you, queer!"

[RemSaverem]

My first poem, written back East, awaiting the kindergarten school bus, in the blustery wind & snow:
"My fingertips, nose, & toes are froze
and the back of my knees are beginning to freeze.
Oh what a bummer, I wish it was summer."
I recited this to warm up.
I suppose I can trace holding fic open mics to this moment.

[DemonSpawn]

This is taken from a journal I wrote in first grade:


"When I grow up I want to be either an actress or an artist. (accompanied by a stick figure wearing a princess outfit)
Why I want to be these things:
I would want to be an actor because my mom thinks I'm a good actor. Sometimes I get my mom to believe somethings are true but sometimes they're not." (Even in first grade I used the right 'they're')

Also, when asked to decribe my personality I said:
"I am very smart but I forget to do somethings and I get into trouble a lot and sometimes I zoom off into the clouds."

[RemSaverem]

Precocious!

[DemonSpawn]

I just think it's funny that I was like I CAN DO IT CAUSE MY MOM SAID SO.

[RemSaverem]

Ah to be that innocent!

[reppy]

I used to write my name like this:



For some reason, I'd draw my E as big as possible with as many lines through it as I could fit.  Not sure why.  They would end up looking like gigantic, retarded trees. D:

[DemonSpawn]

I used to spell my name H-A-I-R-L-E-Y. 'Cause I learned my sister's name (M-I-R-A-N-D-A) before I learned mine and so I thought 'r' came after 'i'.

[Chan_Highwind]

I once convinced my younger siblings to wait in hiding for Elmo to come pick them up for seseme street with big bird.

Yeah... ten hours later I was grounded for two months.

[Blizzara Dragon]

When I was little, I couldn't say "mommy". I would yell "me" instead. It got funny when I would get separated and tried to find her, cause I would walk around yelling "ME! MEEEEEE! WHERE IS MEEEEEEEE!"

[Saki-the-cat]

I used to walk up to random people and tell them i was a Pokemon.

[Fuyuko]

For some odd reason, I used to mispronounce "home" as "whore"; so whenever my family and I would get home, I'd announce "We're whore~" =w=

[Pots]

I used to mispronounce "girls" as "grills."

I can only imagine if I ever saw a girl I thought was hot.

"MAN, THAT GRILL IS HOT."

"Yes Derek, grills are hot.  Don't touch them or you'll get burned."

"lolwat?" :<

Granted I was really young when I said this, so I really doubt I would have thought any girl / grill was hot. 

^{is it because of your southern accent???}

[NARUNIK]

I used to say the word "A**WHOLE WANKER " as a kid, on purpose too. It's because of my dads funny flash games on his old computer.

My mario 64 was glitched up or something and whenever mario said "LETS GO" I thought he said "TESTICALS" I repeated that word obviously.

[Saki-the-cat]

I can't believe i forgot about this...

Apparantly(my dad told me about this) when i was really young, i used to pronounce The Peanuts gang as The Penis gang.

[Dubaby]

When I was little I thought that everytime a helicopter flew over my house that my dad was flying in it so I'd run outside and flail around in the yard hoping he'd wave out the side door at me (about 1/3 of the time it was him so it wasn't totally ridiculous.) When I was REALLY little I also thought that any guy in a flight-suit was my dad, so everytime we went to pick my dad up at the base after a rescue mission I would run at the first guy I saw yelling "DADDY! DADDDDDYYYYYY!!!!" and climbing all over their legs. My mom said the confused looks on the poor guys faces were priceless. lol.

[Washougal_Otaku]

I once convinced my younger siblings to wait in hiding for Elmo to come pick them up for seseme street with big bird.

Yeah... ten hours later I was grounded for two months.

That sounds like you.

[kit2kit]

When I was little I would think about things too hard and one thing I remember thinking about was "How does the picture come up on the TV" Some how I got to the conclusion that if you break a TV as it was on, what ever was on the screen would come out.
So one day my brother was trying to do cartwheels (or whatever) as my mom was watching swimming on TV my mom said "Stop that before you break the TV." So I yelled out "Yeah! Or all the water will come out!" My mom and my brother laughed. After that I knew my theory was incorrect :C

[DemonSpawn]

So I've been a perfectionist since I was a baby. Even when I was learning to talk, if I couldn't say a word right I wouldn't say it.

I remember getting told about this one time when I was little, my grandma was using a calculator in the kitchen.

Me: "Grandma, what's that?"
Her: "Calculator."
Me: *stares*
Her: "Calculator."
Me: *walks away*
*****45 Minutes later*****
Me: "Grandma?"
Her: "Yes, Hailey?"
Me: "Calculator." *walks away*

[reppy]

I used to walk up to random people and tell them i was a Pokemon.

In 4th grade, I used to tell the other kids in my class I was from the planet Nebula.  Me and 2 other boys were part of the alien group. >_>

[Fuyuko]

Another thing I remember very well (thanks to my Grandma reminding me every time she visits) is when I was around four and I noticed that she and I were wearing the same colored sneakers. For some reason this got me all excited and I said, "Grama! I has white shoes and you has white shoes~!" ...Yeah, it's not huge but I guess it's her favorite memory of me. xD

[makichan]

When I was about four my sister took me to a haunted house on Halloween. There was a witch that came to greet us because she was supposed to be the guide that took us through. At one point we came to a point in the house where all of these hands began reaching out of the wall and the lady said, "These are the brain snatchers." Then she turned to me and said, "Would you like another braaaain?"
Me: "Naaah, thanks, I already got one!" 8D
She didn't know what to do with me but I got a good laugh out of my sister XD

[Washougal_Otaku]

I used to walk up to random people and tell them i was a Pokemon.

In 4th grade, I used to tell the other kids in my class I was from the planet Nebula.  Me and 2 other boys were part of the alien group. >_>

I used to say that I was from Saturn, but I got my butt kicked by about 5 of the local kids for being a dork.  (Stupid jerks...)

[shanime_panda]

Oh man I have a ton of these things that my Pre-school teachers wrote down daily.

apparently Barney visited our class, and I went up to him and said "I DON'T LIKE BARNEY" even as a child I thought Barney was creepy.

" On the day that Shannon got fit for her cap and gown, she was very excited. 'Thank-you, Miss Nancy, for the costume!'" - I knew I was destined to cosplay.

My parents told me that when your feet feel all tingly and numb that means they fell asleep, so I started saying "my feet are sleepy" If I was tired of walking.

When we graduated pre-school, Miss Nancy asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. my reply? "I'm going to be doing homework when I grow up." OH HOW RIGHT I WAS

During the Hubbub of the days activities, Shannon forlornly walks up to Miss Nancy and says, "Why does God have to leave?". Our Priest was moving, apparently I thought he was either God himself or that if your priest leaves, God goes with him.

[RemSaverem]

I remember in Hebrew School I won some kind of award for a poem I wrote and had to perform it for the congregation. It went something like "There once was a fellow named Begin, whom everyone knew wasn't fakin', when he said he wanted peace on-the-dot, with a fellow whose name was Sadat..." It was about the Middle East Peace Accords at Camp David with Jimmy Carter....I guess we had some kind of assignment to write about how we felt about various previous historical attempts at Middle East Peace.....

[The_Geek]

"I'm psychic you see."
"I'm a fairy you see."
"I'm a witch you see."
I was destined to play fantasy-related characters, you see?