Calling All Ninjas

[Myflyingboat]

I am doing a speech on you! I know you can see this, now infect my brain with knowledgeable poisons!
Keep in mind, I will most likely use anything you say, and site it as an interview. So keep looking back to see if I ask any more of you.

This is not a joke, I'm being 100% serious.

[TalaRedWolf33]

Im not a ninja, but foxglove and belladonna are poisons that they use.

[Washougal_Otaku]

- It is theorized that the ninja could have its roots going as far back as the late Heian period, which ended in the late 12th century.

- The mainly accepted history of the ninja is that it began during the Sengoku period, during the 15th century, from the Mie (then called Iga) prefecture and the city of Kōka (or Kōga) in the Shiga prefecture.

- The most notable of our manuals is the Bansenshukai ("Sea of Myriad Rivers Merging"), written around 1676.  It focuses on military strategy and weaponry, as well as philosophy and astronomy, based off of the Chinese.

I hope that this is a sufficient bit of into for you!

[GregAtlas]

You could watch some of the "ask a ninja" episodes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR68W56DCBU

He's a little bit of a blabber mouth, but I can neither confirm nor deny whether any information he says is even minutely true.

(Ninjas came before the dinosaurs. People only discovered them for the first time  during the times Washougal_Otaku said.) 

[Washougal_Otaku]

(Ninjas came before the dinosaurs. People only discovered them for the first time  during the times Washougal_Otaku said.) 

(People aren't supposed to know that about us!)

[GregAtlas]

like how the **censored for your protection** the llamas and **censored** **explicit censored more** **censored more**?

It's okay, people forget what I say within a few days anyway (nobody will ever know exactly when, but they will).

Oh yeah, and I'm pretty sure Ninjas created the facepalm way back when, only it was another form of harakiri for not having to endure someone's stupidity and also to prevent said stupidity to spreading to you. I encourage anyone here to try it some time, even normies can participate.

[Washougal_Otaku]

like how the **censored for your protection** the llamas and **censored** **explicit censored more** **censored more**?

Yes, like that.

[NARUNIK]

Ya know. Were like pimps, but DUN TELL YO' MOMMY DAT.

Uhhh.. and a ninja's signature food is ramen. It's hot and steamy and boosts are energy for us to keep on fightin'! SHAMONA.

[Titus_Love_Doll]

RAMEN!!! with eggs in it

[superjaz]

AND PORK BELLY! Hey anyone been to biwa? Yummy Ramen and they had these wings they were tiny but super tasty