Author Topic: Funny quotes of Kumoricon 2012 (Read 15388 times)

Negima · « **on:** September 04, 2012, 08:48:06 pm »

It's been my tradition of starting this topic after every con and I don't feel like braking that tradition just yet.

Post hilarious quotes that you said or heard during the convention. It can either be something you said or something that someone said in passing, in the halls, or during a panel.

First thing I heard when I came to the con:
(Boy talking to girl about his age): "I just tell people I was born from you."

zenneth · « **Reply #1 on:** September 04, 2012, 09:08:27 pm »

i told this to people that have those alpaca dolls in the most sebastian manner as possible

Me (RP-ing as sebastian): excuse me, may i pet your alpaca

garfieldelric · « **Reply #2 on:** September 04, 2012, 09:10:22 pm »

Me (imitating George Takei): "Oh, my!"

And me again, when I heard something funny @ Whose Line: "TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS!"

orlyfan15 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 04, 2012, 09:18:22 pm »

me (cosplaying as Demyx): *at the kingdom hearts panel, playing an advise game* use a struggle bat and wack them on the head!!!!

chelseahavoc · « **Reply #4 on:** September 04, 2012, 09:26:01 pm »

me in sailor moon getting my wand peace bonded: "Hey! I need to prove im not gonna beat someone over the head with my wand

"

AllyKat · « **Reply #5 on:** September 04, 2012, 10:23:42 pm »

As I Entered The Elevator:

"so that's why we made him do it twice, because it was too big."

Elevators are awkward with conversations.

veraca · « **Reply #6 on:** September 04, 2012, 10:25:45 pm »

A little boy to Wanda: It's the queen bee!

Len-chan · « **Reply #7 on:** September 04, 2012, 10:35:28 pm »

my own quote "Wanna rub my banana?" WAIT ITS NOT AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS

SEE 3ft tall banana plush backpack

told you it wasnt soo bad

veraca · « **Reply #8 on:** September 04, 2012, 10:37:30 pm »

No, Len. It is. That banana joke thing from the Operations room on Day 0 stayed with my group ALL con. It spiraled far out of control in 18+ jokes on Day 2 as well. But it was all in good fun- and we REALLY do honestly love your costume for it. We call you "the banana that started it all" out of sheer love.

Len-chan · « **Reply #9 on:** September 04, 2012, 10:46:53 pm »

Lol i swear i meant it innocently XD its a plushie backpack forgive me ; ;

veraca · « **Reply #10 on:** September 04, 2012, 10:48:42 pm »

I forgive you~ I don't know if Denise will forgive Paper though (who had said the joke to begin with). I meant it innocently, too! *hugs* You were such an awsome Len~

medalis · « **Reply #11 on:** September 04, 2012, 10:52:39 pm »

HEY GURL HEY

Oh Whose Line, how memetic ye are.

princess_of_zeal · « **Reply #12 on:** September 04, 2012, 10:53:31 pm »

I was at the Doctor Who panel, after they called up the 4th doctor and they spoke, I asked "Do you have any Jelly Babies?" (Sadly, she didn't)

DufenDorgen · « **Reply #13 on:** September 05, 2012, 12:29:54 am »

The butter cutter.

zenneth · « **Reply #14 on:** September 05, 2012, 07:54:11 am »

Quote from: DufenDorgen on September 05, 2012, 12:29:54 am

The butter cutter.

THIS GOT ME LAUGHING SO MUCH

ALSO

Alice going in the hole again XD

Chibiorochimaru · « **Reply #15 on:** September 05, 2012, 11:30:36 am »

*sprays on some axe body spray- okay whos pregnate now~

DufenDorgen · « **Reply #16 on:** September 05, 2012, 05:50:18 pm »

Quote from: zenneth on September 05, 2012, 07:54:11 am

Quote from: DufenDorgen on September 05, 2012, 12:29:54 am
The butter cutter.

THIS GOT ME LAUGHING SO MUCH

ALSO

Alice going in the hole again XD

"Alice in wonderland down the rabbit hole...part 2" I swore that guy was a cheat. But probably isn't. He made that whole thing not so painful to watch.

RobinOfLocksley · « **Reply #17 on:** September 08, 2012, 12:21:19 am »

This girl selling T-shirts at the expo was being "friendly" and trying to get me to buy one of the "lucky bags" which get you 3 random T-shirts for $40.
So she says to me. "If you buy one of the lucky bags, I'll rub your sack and make it extra lucky."
I'll bet that girl sells a lot of T-shirts.

GregAtlas · « **Reply #18 on:** September 08, 2012, 02:58:11 am »

One of the girls who hugged me on day 2 when I was cosplaying Kefka's god form: "hehe, he smells like purple." then takes a couple sniffs... "OMG, HE REALLY DOES SMELL LIKE PURPLE! O.o" (referring to the body makeup... I hope... which also tasted good honestly XD)

Slightly Anime Dating Game: "scroused"

reppy · « **Reply #19 on:** September 08, 2012, 09:52:19 am »

zenneth, I must admit to making up several puns based around your name.

When talking about how cool you are, "He's the Mangelo."

When Ruki was getting irritated at how long it was taking you, "Man, that guy is Angeslow."

I feel like there was another one, but I can't remember it. I know you won't be mad though because you're my Angebro.

RobinOfLocksley · « **Reply #20 on:** September 09, 2012, 11:10:57 pm »

We spent the weekend making this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTpw0mlfC_4
And it's a whole treasure trove of funny quotes, if anyone's interested.
FIRST guy we got on camera was Blackstar, so you know it's good.

GregAtlas · « **Reply #21 on:** September 11, 2012, 07:21:12 pm »

"Are you wearing contacts?" Happened on day 0 and 1 cosplaying Kaito and Day 2 cosplaying Kekfa. Nope! Natural eye color is blue. ^^'

Bresslol · « **Reply #22 on:** September 11, 2012, 11:45:18 pm »

Part of me is sad no roast quotes made it, but then I realize David or Jeff would eat those posts alive.

Raveen92 · « **Reply #23 on:** September 11, 2012, 11:49:02 pm »

Sadly, Most I heard from Kumoricon was a bunch of "Oh My God Excalibur may I take your Picture?" or "Excalibur can I have a hug?" or Excalibur's song.

acton · « **Reply #24 on:** September 12, 2012, 11:15:13 pm »

“What-what poor excuse of a person would have nothing better to do with their time than to dress up in a costume just to go to events to meet other people in costume?! “
Kumoricon 2012 Skit: His Butler: A Hobby

TanisNikana · « **Reply #25 on:** September 12, 2012, 11:21:52 pm »

"Can I get the exit count?" "Exit count is 1140." "Hey Tanis, stagger 70 in groups of ten."

That was all I remember hearing.

princess_of_zeal · « **Reply #26 on:** September 13, 2012, 04:14:23 pm »

I was dressed as Hina Ichigo and in a non-con restaurant. While explaining what a con was a person goes "You don't look anime to me." (I was with the 10th doctor and River Song) They weren't being sarcastic.

Pixie · « **Reply #27 on:** September 14, 2012, 10:09:36 pm »

On day one I brought a can of glitter spray. As I used it, someone cosplaying a bishonen pointed and said:

"Hey! you stole my bishie sparkles!"

I sprayed them, and there was much rejoicing as the bishonen regained his sparkle.

IrukaSensei · « **Reply #28 on:** September 18, 2012, 11:17:54 pm »

"My eel wants to visit your cave" Pirate Prussia to Mei by the clock tower.

We recorded the entire skit, but the people at con paying attention were trying not to laugh during recording. XD

Ginpatsu · « **Reply #29 on:** September 20, 2012, 10:34:35 pm »

Quote from: acton on September 12, 2012, 11:15:13 pm

“What-what poor excuse of a person would have nothing better to do with their time than to dress up in a costume just to go to events to meet other people in costume?! “
Kumoricon 2012 Skit: His Butler: A Hobby

Thank you for making my day. *Sebastian bow* I shall proceed to passing this compliment along to my young master. :3

Tank · « **Reply #30 on:** September 21, 2012, 01:10:22 am »

exausted day 3 staffers: "Kumoricon 2012: Nobody died."

BloddyRosePettles · « **Reply #31 on:** October 04, 2012, 06:43:43 am »

"All of the Nerds?" "ALL of the nerds." Me and my friends walking through the park. Actually, throughout the whole con we kept saying "All" before everything. I think it was just the amazingness of being at Kumoricon again. I miss it already.

Sadict · « **Reply #32 on:** October 04, 2012, 04:57:14 pm »

Day 1, waiting in line for the Soul Eater Panel.
Black*Star was drinking water and said, "Black*Star and his favourite Japanese drink. Water."

I got that plus some more with Black*Star on video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFeFd48hPwo&feature=plcp

He was so awesome.

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #33 on:** October 04, 2012, 09:48:04 pm »

I'm not sure it's funny but I spent most con saying, "EAT!" to my friends

princess_of_zeal · « **Reply #34 on:** October 05, 2012, 12:37:18 am »

Quote from: Sadict on October 04, 2012, 04:57:14 pm

Day 1, waiting in line for the Soul Eater Panel.
Black*Star was drinking water and said, "Black*Star and his favourite Japanese drink. Water."

I got that plus some more with Black*Star on video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFeFd48hPwo&feature=plcp

He was so awesome.

I watched this around my nieces and they made me re-play it 3 times. They're 5 and 6.

mesaverde · « **Reply #35 on:** November 18, 2012, 02:10:59 pm »

I asked to get a picture of the Blair and Male Blair after the fashion show, and the famous Blackstar was next to them. I said "could I get a picture of you guys because there was too much glare onstage." However, the Blackstar thought I said "too much Blair", and said "too much sex, camera can't comprehend."

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Author Topic: Funny quotes of Kumoricon 2012 (Read 15388 times)