This reminds me of Viking Women versus the Sea Monster, one of the craziest episodes of MST3K ever. Every skit was about waffles. My friends and I memorized this song and would perform it for Charlie's mom so we could have parties at her house.
W is for the many Ways that you're served
A is for the Admiration you
F if fluffy, and flakey and fun!
F is for the flavor that is second to none
L is for how light you are you melt in my mouth
E IS FOR EGGS!
Oh baby, put them all together with a how do you do,
O waffles we love- Serve me up another please.
O waffles we love- Top mine off with melty cheese.
O waffles we love- Chili waffles suit me fine
O waffles we love- Wash them down with Aunt Jemima?
Ohhhh waffles weeee loooooove yooooou!
