Alright, well, step uno: You must fix yourself to your computer desk, chair, or entertainment center.
Step ni: Whatever people tell you you must do, ignore it and stay on the forums.
Step trois: Check the spam forum constantly. If even one thread has a final post by someone other than you, fix it immediately. It is the law of the Man-Faye: "Always have the last word, regardless of the cost!"
Step Shi: Repeat as much as desired or needed.
Hopefully this helps, my young padewon. ^_^