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Offline laurifer

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Computer horror stories/computerlessness
« on: November 26, 2007, 11:22:49 pm »
UPDATE
I got my computer back and it's running well! Taking out the viruses cleared out about 8 GB of space so I'm really happy about that. Now I guess this can just be a computer horror story thread!
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Re: Oh noes computerlessness! :O
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2007, 11:40:33 pm »
Back in the day I got a nice shiney new P4 and got a bargain tower + 400 watt powersupply for $30, after I got all the parts from newegg I wired it all together booted it up and went to install windows.  That was the last of it, that  power supply was toast, I had to go to ENU and get a replacement powersupply to the tune of $90
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Re: Oh noes computerlessness! :O
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2007, 01:53:06 am »
watch out for those cheap ass power supplies.......

My worst computer incident was when i forgot to screw down my video card. Got the system running, but had tweaked my monitor when i took it down, and was bothered. So i moved it back. Which bumped my tower. Which poped out the Video Card. Which fried said card, the Motherboard, and the CPU....

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Re: Oh noes computerlessness! :O
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2007, 10:59:34 am »
heh. the police. nice one muhstash, but i got ya beat. my laptop, and all my non gaming electronics were seized by military security for suspected piracy. they found nothing. didn't get it back for 2 months, and afterwards i had to wipe my comp of all the crap they put on it.
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Re: Oh noes computerlessness! :O
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2007, 08:28:25 pm »
was updating current computer dad was putting parts in (donk ask me why he was >.>; ) and he nocked off one of the resisters on the mother board when putting a hard drive. X_X we couldnt figure why didnt work for the longest time but that is what he says must of happened. needless to say i was computerless for like 2 weeks. ;-; it was a long 2 weeks.
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Re: Oh noes computerlessness! :O
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2007, 08:57:50 pm »
went to work one day...came back to find my brother had turned off the computer and in doing so fried the power supply
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Re: Oh noes computerlessness! :O
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2007, 09:17:57 pm »
heh. the police. nice one muhstash, but i got ya beat. my laptop, and all my non gaming electronics were seized by military security for suspected piracy. they found nothing. didn't get it back for 2 months, and afterwards i had to wipe my comp of all the crap they put on it.
I'm going to let Mr. Mustash go into detail on his story.  I still vote for him since, last I heard, he still hasn't gotten it back.

I have 2 stories.  The first one wasn't too bad.
I had a 4 year old Vaio laptop and thought, "Hey, I don't really need to close my laptop all time, do I?  I'll just leave it open (unfolded)."  Then one morning when I realized the sun rise shown right on my laptop screen, I decided to close it.  Next thing I know I hear a loud SNAP and see that one of the hinges had flown off.  I little tape here, a quick trip to the school tech support there, and I find out it shouldn't do any internal damage but I should look for a new laptop anyway.

The death of my Vaio laptop (now 5 years old) happened... I can't remember how it started but I remember it happened fast.  I would try to do a simple action and instead I would hear a weird clicking noise coming from the keyboard.  Turning on the computer became a hit and miss and I suspected the fan wasn't working properly.  In fact, if I wanted to use the computer for 2 hours, I had to wait over a full day before it would allow that to happen.  Every time I turned it on it became a rescue mission for my files.

But from the sound of it these are not as bad as other stories here.

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Re: Oh noes computerlessness! :O
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2007, 09:35:30 pm »
Oh man. Back in the day when I received my first computer around 4th-5th grade me and my dad were trying to set up an internet connection via dial-up. My dad had to leave for work, but I was messing with the dial-up settings while he was gone. With the phone cable connected to the computer, I tested it out. As I looked on my screen I noticed the number that was connecting to had 911 in front of it. I thought that wasn't quite right so I immediately stopped the connection. I was quick enough that there wouldn't be any problems caused from the slight mess up, so I went on to do something else.

WRONG. A little while after it happened I hear the doorbell ring. My sister, in the other room, came out to answer the door, both of us wondering who it could be. We open the door; its the cops! Apparently from me trying to use dial-up it managed to send a pair of cops to our home. I can't tell you how scared I, an elementary school kid at the time, was. I was huddling behind my sister as they were questioning what was going on.The misunderstanding was cleared up and the police went on there merry way. I didn't touch that computer for the rest of the night until my parents came home.

Not really a horror story but an interesting incident....  ;D

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Re: Oh noes computerlessness! :O
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2007, 09:26:41 pm »
Hahaha wow my story seems pretty insignificant compared to all of yours...fried computer parts = no good FYI I am on my dad's work
laptop haha

Update!
I think my computer's fixable...I had over 2000 files infected...ouch. Somehow the files that my brothers downloaded from Limewire (yes, gross I know...I don't like it I torrent) were all infected and multiplied and spread through my system like wildfire XD

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Re: Oh noes computerlessness! :O
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2007, 09:37:59 pm »
whether your comp is fixable or if you have to format it, I recommend stepping up the protection. heres what I use on my PC:

Comodo Firewall(Free)
AVG Anti Virus(Free)
Avast Anti Virus(Free)
Ad Aware SE(Free)
Spybot Search and destroy(Free)

I personally recommend getting all of it. keep em updated, and run scans weekly. doing that should keep your comp pretty clean.
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Re: Oh noes computerlessness! :O
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2007, 10:43:10 pm »
i personally have and use AVG Anti Virus & Spybot Search and destroy on a somewhat regular bases ^_^
both work great :D
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Re: Oh noes computerlessness! :O
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2007, 02:43:18 am »
I've been using computers for a long time... the first one being one my dad had on loan from work in the early 90s to do timecards for the people he was responsible for.

The Ancient IBM PS2-Z50 (or something like that...) was a 286 with a strange bus (according to the repair guy) a whopping 2mb of ram, and a 40mb hard disk.  I probably still have school reports getting bitrot on floppy disks...  However something went wrong with it, and the repair guy accidentally broke one of the main board interconnection areas on it, leading to it being gone for several weeks.

Later my parents got me a brand new IBM PS1-... something, which had a Pentium-166 (No MMX) cpu, 66mhz FSB, 60ns EDO 72pin Sims, and started out from the factory with 32mb of ram, upgraded at purchase to 64mb, much later upgraded to 128mb.
That's where I learned, quite the hard way, that windows, in any flavour, LOVES to be re-installed every 6-12 months for best performance.  I'd do it every 3 or so after the first hard drive upgrade.

However, the very first time I had to do it I had all of my files backed up as a multi-disk (aprox 50-60) .zip archive... since I didn't really have anything else useful to back up on to...

Only it failed Horribly somewhere early on because one of the disks had gone bad.  So not only did it take hours (storing), I also lost pretty much all my data.

The next item for upgrade, after much pleading, was a super speedy (I think maybe 6 or 8x) Ricoh CD burner.  At Last I could backup my install disks, Realistically store my documents... and to this day, have a massive 15-20 CD collection of files stored with the proprietary backup software that came with the drive...  Someday I might recover my files from that before they bitrot too far.

Over the years since then I've done many things with many, many more systems.  Like having a laptop turned on, and set on the back of a couch, only to bump it accidentally and have it die badly (thankfully it was replaced).  I too got burned with one of those cheep PSUs with bad capacitors, and since then I've looked at reviews and bought name brand units (Seasonic is my current favourite, though most of the respectable names from cooling solutions offer rebranded PSUs, usually subcontracted out to Seasonic or other nice PSU makers.).

More recently, I discovered that if you don't alter/access data on a modern consumer hard disk at least once every 3-4 years, it can silently go bad.  Also, my parents computer had two things go wrong with it.  CPU fried and the hard drive died.  (Probably heat death/occasional bumps given it's placement.)  Unfortunately they weren't so good about having some kind of backup layer in place... Like burning everything important to CD every so often.  I must admit that I too am a little lazy like that and don't do it as often as I should.  Though in my case I Did splurge for RAID 5 (Originally 4 x 250 for 750gb of usable storage... but my somewhat new super raid is 9x500 for up to 2tb), which protects me from more common hardware failures, if not user error.

This eventually leads to ads for a specific product, however the site does explain data-integrity and briefly touches on security related to it, in ways that are more easily understood by non-technical individuals. tao of backup

The only two other pieces of information I have to offer in the area...
1) Backup systems, not just drives, are always nice.
2) Dilbert/Dogbert knew what they were talking about.  When something fails, it's time to upgrade.  (though honestly you should stay ahead of the failures...)
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Re: Oh noes computerlessness! :O
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2007, 02:46:37 pm »

More recently, I discovered that if you don't alter/access data on a modern consumer hard disk at least once every 3-4 years, it can silently go bad.  Also, my parents computer had two things go wrong with it.  CPU fried and the hard drive died.  (Probably heat death/occasional bumps given it's placement.)  Unfortunately they weren't so good about having some kind of backup layer in place... Like burning everything important to CD every so often.  I must admit that I too am a little lazy like that and don't do it as often as I should.  Though in my case I Did splurge for RAID 5 (Originally 4 x 250 for 750gb of usable storage... but my somewhat new super raid is 9x500 for up to 2tb), which protects me from more common hardware failures, if not user error.

This eventually leads to ads for a specific product, however the site does explain data-integrity and briefly touches on security related to it, in ways that are more easily understood by non-technical individuals. tao of backup

The only two other pieces of information I have to offer in the area...
1) Backup systems, not just drives, are always nice.
2) Dilbert/Dogbert knew what they were talking about.  When something fails, it's time to upgrade.  (though honestly you should stay ahead of the failures...)

Access data? You mean like just opening something up?

And I am planning to get a nice 500 GB external hard drive for Christmas so yes I will back up my data lol.

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Re: Oh noes computerlessness! :O
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2007, 05:15:57 pm »
Long story short: My computer got a virus and was starting to send it out to other people when we brought it into a shop for THREE MONTHS. AND we had to get a new computer....

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Re: Computer horror stories/computerlessness
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2007, 05:58:05 pm »
My friend linked me to some random gay porn and my grandparents now think I look at random gay porn.

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« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2007, 03:16:26 am »
Solution*: Let them find you looking at lots of 'normal' porn... Preferably pseudo-porn like swimsuit models, very tame softcore stuff like that.

*NOTE: I have not checked if you are an adult or not, and only offer this as good advice for those free to look at such information.
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« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2007, 10:12:37 am »
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