Ill do my favorite comedic ones for now
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege."
- Unknown
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the
significance of a clean desk?
- Laurence J. Peter
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it
flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
- Matt Groening
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the
guts to bite people themselves.
- August Strindberg
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- Noel Coward
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
- Sam Levenson
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
- PJ O'Rourke
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
- Rita Mae Brown
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
- Wilson Mizner
(Look where Intel got with their long pipelines, and see where good
fat interconnects and amd64 took AMD)
It's not the GHZ speed, it's how you use it.
Exactly. It's not the speed of the clock, it's the suction of the instruction.
It's the width, not the length, that matters
-Random Slashdot users
