Reminds me of a roommate I had who said he was a devote Christian.
I was trying to watch Battle Angel Alita and I commented on “Oh the Junk City is Salem and the Rich City is JaRu Salem” I’m half deaf and I had to rewind and turn on the CC to tell what they were saying. As he was Drunk he starting going off on How the Japanese secretly recognize the superiority of christians but wont admit it and I responded that they were probably just incorporating the names like they would using source material from any other cycle of Mythology or folklore, he said I just did not understand these things as i'm not a christian and stormed off.
Then as I was watching a PBS Special on the history of Christ he was drunk and came in Yelling “it’s Lies all Lies, Lies, Lies, Lies.
Then when I was watching The Amazing Randy explain how people on TV talk shows fake talking with the dead he is drunk and storms in yelling it’s Demons, All Demons they are all Demons.
Then I was playing a PC Game with “Legion” in the title and he comes out drunk and tells me the word legion comes from the bible. I told him it is a Latin word for a great many but in this case meant a roman military formation of 6 to 10 thousand men. He says I’m wrong and quotes a bible scripture with the word Legion in it. I said the Bible (the Greek word for book from the city of Byblos) was originally an oral tradition. The Old Testament being written down in Hebrew no earlier than about 1000 BC and the New Testament started as oral testimonials and personal letters written in Greek and Aremetic in about 30 to 70 AD and that the bible as he knows it was edited together and translated into Latin in about 320 AD by a Brother Linus after the first Lateen Counsel then later translated into other languages the one he had being translated in Shakespearean times using the form of English of that Era with a few words from the earlier languages left in like Legion. And he laughed and said what do I know I’m not a Christian.
But I Later found out he thought Fortune Cookies were made with evil magic so I could chase him around the apartment with a fortune cookie as he yelled “Ahhhhhh it’s full of demons”
Von "So Square that lady friends tell me to pretend to be a cristian and go to church and find all the nerdy church ladies I want" Dan