I realized that I can go back to being "The King of Spam" now... I'm no longer a mod and I'm not a staff member yet... I can go back to being that geeky kid who posted like mad in the "Spam spam spam spam spam spam, baked beans, spam spam spam spam" board to reach the top poster position in under 3 months only to get his title stripped from him.
This is a place where I can have fun again. This is the internet! Nothing matters here and it's all full of lulz!
"King of Spam" by Tom Munkres
Based on King of Pain by The Police. This song is dedicated to Patrick King, AKA Mr_Mustash, Kumoricon's King of Spam.
There's a little noob post on the board today
It's from a narutard who joined yesterday
There's a three page thread sitting at the top
There's a new set of factions and the wars won't stop
I have sat here before eating my toast with jam
With the words turning circles, flowing from my hand
Either my posts are all emo or I am a ham
But it's my destiny to be the king of spam
There's a little new spam thread on the board today
(That`s my post count there)
It's a 4chan meme I read yesterday
(That`s my post count there)
There's some sticky threads at the forum's top
(That`s my post count there)
There's another Chuck Norris line, that joke won't stop
(That`s my post count there)
I have sat here before eating my toast with jam
With the words turning circles, flowing from my hand
Either my posts are all emo or I am a ham
But it's my destiny to be the king of spam
There's a set of staff forums slowed to a crawl
(That`s my post count there)
There's a thread about managers who dropped the ball
(That`s my post count there)
There's a thread about shows whose fame we hope will ebb
(That`s my post count there)
There's a young otaku caught in a old troll's web
(That`s my post count there)
I have sat here before eating my toast with jam
With the words turning circles, flowing from my hand
Either my posts are all emo or I am a ham
But it's my destiny to be the king of spam
There's a Mod on a Throne with a low post count
There's a guy who only uses ALL CAPS to shout
There's an Admin ignoring people who type in red
There's a gif of a cat shaped like a loaf of bread
King of spam
There's crossplayers complaining, furries taking flack
There's a vicious locked flame post that you can't take back
There's a little noob post on the board today
It's a from narutard who joined yesterday
I have sat here before eating my toast with jam
With the words turning circles flowing from my hand
Either my posts are all emo or I am a ham
But it's my destiny to be the king of spam
King of spam
I'll always be king of spam
I'll always be king of spam
