jaz-a-zilla sighting and rampage of a Tigard apartment!!!

[superjaz]

this just in
unsuspecting local tigard resident chris merritt was getting ready for work when the fierce creature rampaged his living room

jaz-a-zilla stomped in and made the apartment quake, stomping her feet then threatingly raising her arms like a t-rex fastion and knocked over a stack of books while releasing her cry of "roaw!!!!" then went back to her lair to hybernate.  the tigard man chris survied and had this first hand acount to give

"well I was putting on my socks when jaz came out of the bedroom, she kinda did this cat rowl yell thing and triped on some books, I told her to go back to bed and i tucked her in, she said she was jaz-azilla and was berry mad at being awake too early, i told her okay"

obviously the tramatic experince has left chris shaking, local police suspect drug use. and warn to be on the look out of jaz-a-zilla

[COMaestro]

'Twas a harrowing experience. I am lucky to have survived! Pray you never come across a Jaz-a-zilla in your living room first thing in the morning. You could die (from cuteness) 

[jaybug]

I wonder where you can get a cosplay of a Jazazilla?

[SageBell]

rotfl

[superjaz]

for the record jaz-a-zilla wears only the finest grey and blue paisly cotton robes over blue tie dyed sleep shirts finished with invader zim pajama bottoms
very scary

due to the pawish motions of jaz-a-zilla's thunderus claws scientist have come to belive that jaz-a-zilla is direct desendent of the early.......
KITTEN-TIGAR-JAZ-SHARK!!!!!!!

If you remeber the reports, a kitten-tigar-jaz-shark is kinda like a cat fish only furryer with small tiny paw like fins, so small that she requires a floaty wings to stay afloat and prefers shallow swiming pools to hunt its prey the super fast christopher fish that can literaly swim in circles around the kitten-tigar-jaz-shark so the  kitten-tigar-jaz-shark ends up ordering pizza to stave off starvation

but yes the paw like fins and the paw like swipes of jaz-a-zilla match up EXACTLY!!

but yes we have scetch artist working on a likenes so be on the look out!

[DancingTofu]

OH MY! :O

What if one of those books was expensive? D:

[superjaz]

reports show that no books were harmed

BUT mere inches from where jaz-a-zilla rampaged were STACKS of signed Chareline Harris a signed book by anne rice and ...............

an actual autograghed bruce campbell book with an estmated value in the high elevendy billions!

they were safe....this time 

[jaybug]

Lions, and Kitten Tiger Jaz Sharks, Oh My! Said the three on their way to see the wizard of Oz.

[KogaRyu]

this just in
unsuspecting local tigard resident chris merritt was getting ready for work when the fierce creature rampaged his living room

jaz-a-zilla stomped in and made the apartment quake, stomping her feet then threatingly raising her arms like a t-rex fastion and knocked over a stack of books while releasing her cry of "roaw!!!!" then went back to her lair to hybernate.  the tigard man chris survied and had this first hand acount to give

"well I was putting on my socks when jaz came out of the bedroom, she kinda did this cat rowl yell thing and triped on some books, I told her to go back to bed and i tucked her in, she said she was jaz-azilla and was berry mad at being awake too early, i told her okay"

obviously the tramatic experince has left chris shaking, local police suspect drug use. and warn to be on the look out of jaz-a-zilla

STOP you're Scaring me!

[COMaestro]

The deadly Jaz-a-zilla has struck again! Again cranky from sleepiness, the Jaz-a-zilla stormed into my living room and went out of her way to kick over a stack of CD's. Growling and snarling the whole time. She then advanced on me, snarling, and I backed away in fear. This seemed to mellow the creature, and thus I escaped unscathed once again. Upon sitting down, the Jaz-a-zilla curled up into a ball next to me and fell asleep. Snarling occasionally as she dreamed of crushing cities and knocking over books and cd's.

[DancingTofu]

Definitely drug use.  I suspect head trauma and kneelice.

[superjaz]

breaking news we HAVE statement from jaz-a-zilla
"snarly snarly snarly"

I think we can learn a lot from this

[COMaestro]

I have footage of the creature courtesy of my brother-in-law Karl
**copyrighted footage used with permission.**

[DancingTofu]

Those buildings look sharp! :O