THIEF!
I'll bring the boffer bats!
I may even bring some of my hat treasure chest to share with people. I have a plastic pirate hat, a plastic fireman hat, a bobby helmet, a real army helmet (liner), several stocking caps, an antique fedora, a snowboarding hat, a Jäger-fez, a white fez, a beer helmet, a thai beanie, a chinese beanie, a couple bucket hats and several dull baseball caps (no more salami pete
)
I had a viking helmet a long time ago but i outgrew it.
It is my dream to have a giant foam "50 gallon" cowboy hat.