Anybody know any good jokes?

[Animeman73]

Hey there Kumoricon peeps Animeman73 here. And I'm looking for a few good rib tiickling jokes. I'll give a few of my own but let's hear from you as well. Know any good jokes?

Did you hear the one about the practical joker and the trap door, he really fell for it.

I once crossed a turkey with a Penguin. I got a very cross penguin.

Your turn folks READY...GO!!

[soundninja12]

One day, two muffins were in an oven, and one muffin said to the other:
"It's gettin' hot in here"
And the other one said:
"OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN"

Best one ever...