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Oh noes not the Towelban?
« on: March 28, 2010, 10:55:23 pm »
mom misheared the people on the news say taliban. she said:

"What? There's a towel-ban?"
after several minutes of laughter, she then said "Poor Towley, what'll he ever do with the towel-ban?"

So, what are your thoughts on the new "Towel-ban"?
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Re: Oh noes not the Towelban?
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2010, 12:35:19 am »
I wonder if Hetalia has a towel ban? America's locking Iraq and Afghanistan in their rooms until the towel ban is lifted and until they learn to fend for themselves. It's like trying to teach old dogs new tricks, or domesticating wolves. They will try to bite you while they're being trained.

Meanwhile America's getting along happily with Japan and praising the good works of anime he's producing. And Canada, though shy and patient, finally gets his spotlight with the Winter Olympics.

Someone should make a modern Hetalia Olympics episode! Or a cosplay video of it!
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Re: Oh noes not the Towelban?
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2010, 05:15:21 pm »
I think you mean Afghanisu-tan, TSJ. Hetalia deals with WWII, Afghanisu-tan is the War on Terror.

Also, during the elections, in New York, there was a "typo" that wrote Obama's name as Osama. My mother has also heard people accidentally (well, at least it seemed accidental) call Osama bin Laden Obama bin Laden, although considering where I live. .
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Re: Oh noes not the Towelban?
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2010, 08:19:02 pm »
Aren't they from Ashcanistan?
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Re: Oh noes not the Towelban?
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2010, 11:28:21 am »
^ yes.
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Re: Oh noes not the Towelban?
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2010, 09:23:01 pm »
NARUNIK, this is not about that. It is about the TOWELBAN, get your facts straight.
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Re: Oh noes not the Towelban?
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2010, 03:15:12 am »
But with the towelban around, what will our showers and pool parties be like?
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Re: Oh noes not the Towelban?
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2010, 10:48:40 am »
we'd have to use sand paper
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Re: Oh noes not the Towelban?
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2010, 12:58:33 pm »
We could all use shamWOWs... That's not technically a towel....
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Re: Oh noes not the Towelban?
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2010, 08:01:14 pm »
it's scamWOW, get it right geek <3

And a shammy IS a towel, says so on the commercial.

Oh, I know, we can use sponges.

Also, paper towels are out of the question.
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Re: Oh noes not the Towelban?
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2010, 08:06:21 pm »
or we could use ductape... its sure to rip off all your water... and otherthings as well....
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Re: Oh noes not the Towelban?
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2010, 08:07:33 pm »
oh dear kefka, that would certainly hurt.
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Re: Oh noes not the Towelban?
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2010, 08:08:01 pm »
only for the first couple minutes... thats what happens during towel-bans
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Re: Oh noes not the Towelban?
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2010, 08:11:54 pm »
Ahh, it's a true story then.
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Re: Oh noes not the Towelban?
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2010, 10:08:39 pm »
Duct tape doesn't work to remove water. I don't remember when I found out, but I did. I think I was trying to use some on something wet, and it didn't stick.

Use WD-40, it is a moisture displacer! And it smells better than duct tape! Beware of any fish that my bite.
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Re: Oh noes not the Towelban?
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2010, 10:22:16 pm »
I wouldn't use WD-40 anyway,
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