I'd go if the booze was provided for without having to pay. I wouldn't mind throwing back or just kicking it with people my size, I just don't have the money or job to fund myself.
One thing I could suggest is the $5 free play night at this next Wednesday from 5 Pm to 2 AM at Ground Kontrol on 5th and Couch downtown. Now the $5 I could probably scrounge up, but I wouldn't be anywhere close to buying food or drink.