Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 492851 times)

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #3750 on:** February 22, 2013, 01:12:54 am »

granted, pieces of a lost destroyed world that traveled for thousands of light years lands in your backyard setting it ablaze! Another bigger piece explodes into fragments over Russia and is caught on camera.

I wish for a new toy!

GregAtlas · « **Reply #3751 on:** February 26, 2013, 06:40:32 am »

(lol, fail at corrupting my wish, that's just granting it)

Granted: Welcome the most creepy hybrid between Barney and Furby you'll ever see... oh, and it poops itself.

I wish for corrupted wishes.

Notclose2perfect · « **Reply #3752 on:** February 27, 2013, 06:30:03 pm »

Wish does not compute!

I wishes for more wishes.

GregAtlas · « **Reply #3753 on:** March 03, 2013, 04:25:08 am »

Granted, but you have 3 seconds to use them all. 3...2...1... **pushes the big red flashing button**

I wish my nephew would be responsible.

JaegerDarkness · « **Reply #3754 on:** March 18, 2013, 09:32:42 am »

Granted, but your nephew slipped and fell on black ice.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of pocky and Mountain Dew.

JaegerDarkness · « **Reply #3755 on:** January 20, 2014, 08:06:36 pm »

Granted, now you're diabetic.

I wish someone else would reply to this thread.

Ryo~T.B · « **Reply #3756 on:** January 20, 2014, 08:22:06 pm »

Granted, now you have the runs.

I wish that the Director of Operations would email me back....faster....with a answer...

JaegerDarkness · « **Reply #3757 on:** January 20, 2014, 09:41:24 pm »

Granted, however your computer showed you the blue screen of death and spontaneously combusted, before you could read it.

I wish Kumoricon's general meeting for the month of February, was on February First.

Ryo~T.B · « **Reply #3758 on:** January 25, 2014, 08:49:11 pm »

Granted, but it cancelled due to a mass storm that rained cats and dogs, literally.

I wish for a butler who would love to can my room and has the name Sebastian.

JaegerDarkness · « **Reply #3759 on:** January 25, 2014, 08:57:05 pm »

Granted, but ……

I wish I could think of a way to corrupt your wish.

Ryo~T.B · « **Reply #3760 on:** January 25, 2014, 09:11:37 pm »

Granted, but you can't.

I wish for a piece of chocolate pudding pie

JaegerDarkness · « **Reply #3761 on:** January 25, 2014, 09:16:02 pm »

Granted, but you've become a piece of chocolate pudding pie and I wanna eat you.

I wish I had some silverware.

Beruchi baka · « **Reply #3762 on:** January 25, 2014, 09:50:50 pm »

Granted, except your silverware is soon stolen due to it's amazing and enviable silverware...ness.

I wish I had tofu. :c

JaegerDarkness · « **Reply #3763 on:** January 25, 2014, 10:08:24 pm »

Granted, but your tofu suffered from genetic mutations on its way to your plate and those mutations resulted in you being eaten.

I wish I was in Japan, right now.

Beruchi baka · « **Reply #3764 on:** January 25, 2014, 10:16:11 pm »

;o;

Granted. Japan is in awe of your amazing teleporting abilities! In awe, and frightened. Japan is wary. You are now locked away so they can find out how you did it and harness the power for themselves. Sorry.

I wish it wasn't so cold.

JaegerDarkness · « **Reply #3765 on:** January 25, 2014, 10:38:10 pm »

Well, I turned into Kurama and broke out of the facility.

Granted, but now you're the Human Torch, because you're always on fire.

I wish I owned a flying car.

Beruchi baka · « **Reply #3766 on:** January 26, 2014, 06:24:05 pm »

Granted. Sadly, your flying car breaks down in the middle of flying it. Over the ocean.

I wish my nap was longer.

JaegerDarkness · « **Reply #3767 on:** January 26, 2014, 06:29:22 pm »

Granted, however you nap for so long, that you end up missing Kumoricon 2014.

I wish I had some pocky.

Beruchi baka · « **Reply #3768 on:** January 26, 2014, 07:43:03 pm »

Granted! Now you've got pocky. In all the rejected flavors; porkrinds, bluecheese, salmon, eggnog.

I wish I had another chocolate covered strawberry frappe.

JaegerDarkness · « **Reply #3769 on:** January 27, 2014, 08:42:36 am »

Granted. You've got your chocolate covered strawberry frappe, but it was made with a mix of dog **** and expired ingredients.

I wish I owned my own home.

Ryo~T.B · « **Reply #3770 on:** February 02, 2014, 07:32:23 pm »

Granted, but it was crushed with a boulder after the colossal titan kicked (breached) the wall..

I wish SnK was real and I was in the Survey Corps and was invited to Team Levi and married Levi annnnndddd we lived happily together while killig titans and saving humankind with Eren and everyone, but with a magic spell that could not let anything corrupt this wish.

JaegerDarkness · « **Reply #3771 on:** February 02, 2014, 08:09:58 pm »

Granted. However, your spell …… *is kicked in the crotch, before I can fully corrupt the wish*

*writhes in pain* I wish I had an ice pack.

Ryo~T.B · « **Reply #3772 on:** February 02, 2014, 08:23:42 pm »

Granted, but the smiling titan ate you.

I wish to own taco bell

JaegerDarkness · « **Reply #3773 on:** February 02, 2014, 08:32:06 pm »

Granted. However, your Taco Bell is right next to Fukushima.

I wish to own a Boeing 747-8.

Z_Skie · « **Reply #3774 on:** March 16, 2014, 09:19:47 pm »

Granted but you and your friends and family burn to death from a crash.

I wish to be Eu Hellscythe

CaptnPoptart · « **Reply #3775 on:** June 18, 2014, 11:11:03 pm »

Granted, but now everybody judges you for your change (I'm sorry i dont know who that is...^^; )

I wish I could eat as much junk food as I want without getting fat(ter) (DAMN YOU OTAKU_24 im craving pocky and mountain dew now x) )

Z_Skie · « **Reply #3776 on:** June 21, 2014, 01:13:40 am »

Quote from: CaptnPoptart on June 18, 2014, 11:11:03 pm

Granted, but now everybody judges you for your change (I'm sorry i dont know who that is...^^; )

I wish I could eat as much junk food as I want without getting fat(ter) (DAMN YOU OTAKU_24 im craving pocky and mountain dew now x) )

(To be honest I don't really know either it is something my brother wanted me to say)

Granted but each time you eat said junk food your taste buds begin to break down making the junk food less and less tasty.

I wish I lived the life of a D.Gray Man exorcist and had the best weapon known to the black order.

Hillopurkki · « **Reply #3777 on:** October 15, 2014, 01:26:27 am »

Granted, but that weapon's ability is to sing so loudly and obnoxiously, it will annoy everyone, including you, to death within three minutes.

I wish for a cute butt.

zenneth · « **Reply #3778 on:** November 04, 2014, 11:05:32 am »

granted for the exchange that your butt is now on your face.

i wish i can do ninjutsu

Z_Skie · « **Reply #3779 on:** December 02, 2014, 07:53:07 pm »

Granted but each time you use it you get the same amount of damage as your opponent and you can never fully heal from said damage.

I wish that I could be best friends with my favorite actors and voice acters

CyberIncision · « **Reply #3780 on:** June 02, 2015, 06:26:28 am »

Congratulations! You are all best friends! You are now their puppy they all share!

I wish that I could look at someone and know their full story

JaegerDarkness · « **Reply #3781 on:** January 05, 2016, 10:07:12 am »

Granted. You now know the full story of Annie Leonhardt, but it cost you your life, because you died a "Marco like" death.

I wish people would sign up for my panel. https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/index.php?topic=19309.msg797482#new

JaegerDarkness · « **Reply #3782 on:** August 25, 2016, 06:11:21 pm »

Granted, but while your panel was accepted, Kumoricon was canceled due to a 9.0 earthquake.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper.

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #3783 on:** September 23, 2016, 05:12:08 pm »

Eternal Dragon: "your wish has been granted. A new truck will drop at this spot every month."
*truck drops and lands hard, shaking up all the sodas*

I wish I had 10 boxes of Funnoodle!

JaegerDarkness · « **Reply #3784 on:** October 12, 2016, 08:18:36 pm »

Wish granted. You get ten boxes of pool noodles.

I wish Kumoricon was still in Vancouver Washington.

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 492851 times)