Quotes of the Day

[Teddy_Bearxx]

I was working yesturday when my brother Victor came in and was hang out, one of our new kids, Jacob, was talking with him about Soul Eater. The first thing out of Victor's mouth was;

"Stein could have easily slept with Medusa!"

". . ."

So, it got me wondering what other peoples daily quotes are like. If you have a funny one, or one you just want to share, post it here.

[kit2kit]

*playing Mother 3 and is about to die*
"LUCAS, EAT THIS FRIKEN BANANA!"

[Teddy_Bearxx]

This happend last night;

"You gaged me before the first day. I demand a hug." -Tim Laiche

He would stop running his mouth during the meeting so I covered it up with my hands xD

[icanhaspocky]

*After reading about a woman who was severely punished for wearing a miniskirt*

Sister:  Mustang would not approve.
Me: No, no he wouldn't.

[Wrath-Chan19]

An anti-abortion protester walked up to me today and told me about other ways to take care of having a baby. My response "I'm not pregnant, nor am I with someone right now," polietly
I wanted to add, "And I'm crushing on a girl right now," but I didn't want the "being Gay is a sin" rant