when the zombie Apocalypse happens can we come to your house? I know how to cook.
Yes, but:
a) Bring your own gear - none of that #Occupy freeloader attitude will be admissible. Mosin-Nagant rifles are STILL available CHEAP:
You can get ammo in large sealed "sardine cans" - just remember to get the special OPENER for them!
Cost is still about 22 cents a round if you buy a 440 round can for under $100.
Stuff is corrosive, so swab with a little WINDEX or dilute ammonia as soon as possible, then continue cleaning with customary solvents and oils.
Finish with a spritz of teflon oil like Break-Free or Tri-Flow, and these cheap simple weapons will last two or three LIFETIMES. Srsly.
The 7.62x54 bullet delivers accurate fire, easily scoring a center of mass hit at 200 yards. Add a scope (NOW there comes the big $$$) and you can tag coffee cup lids at twice that distance (CHEEP targets!)
and hunt medium sized game even further out.
I can share my cleaning rods and brushes, though.
b) I know how to cook too!
I'm not really caught up in the ZOMBIE craze; I've gotten bored with all this 'dark' stuff - we did the vampire craze back when
Helsing came out, we did demons, psychos played (very well) by Jack Nicholson, the kid with the hockey mask who kept coming back for about 13 movies, we even did Dark Elves back when
Lodoss and
Bastard!! came out ( Arshes Nei and Pirotesse) in an earlier anime age. We have a company called 'Skull Candy.' We did Soul Eater and Death Note and Soul Society (Bleach.) Done that allreay. What's always with the death imagery!
I am now ready for scintillating, glorious, coruscating, fulgerating LIGHT against the dark: impeccable honor, true justice, courtesy, chastity, courage, incorruptible character, and righteous fury demanding and meting out devastating justice without wrath. Can we try Paladins next, please?