"There's no such thing as too much security at a Con! >.<"
lol, I got in collosulcon 3 unnoticed like 2 times in the same day, and once again the last day... but it doesn't look like they really cared about checking passes. And I know, posting that makes me look like... well, a few choice words (total @$$ maybe?), but hey, If I can sneak in your humble little con... can I get a granola bar! And I'll actually try this time instead of literally skipping through the back door! DO YOU EXCEPT MY WAGER, HUMANS! OR! DO I HAVE TO SLAY ALL OF YOU WITH MY INSECTIOD ARMY! CAPABALE OF LEVELING ENTIRE CITIES, AND HAVE BIG PIONTY, MANDABLE LIKE TEETH THINGYS! AND BREATH FIRE! DESOLATING THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF PLANETS IN WICH THE LIKES HAVE ONLY BEEN SEEN IN THE WORST SCI-FI TV SPECIALS YOU CAN ONLY BEGIN TO IMAGINE!!! AH HA HA HA HA!!!
So... did I get the security position or what?