Author Topic: Berti Botsu Every Flavoured Pocky (Read 9978 times)

TomtheFanboy · « **on:** May 28, 2006, 12:07:04 am »

Since we've got all sorts of NEW pocky falvors for the summer, I thought it'd be fun to make up more. However, we want to make up the worst possible pocky flavors that you could get. Now try to be more creative than poop pocky and earwax pocky. Imagine the kinds of flavors they've put into the Every flavour beans from Jelly Belly. I'll start,

Tamarind Pocky (go to http://www.bad-candy.com/)
Sea Salt Pocky (crunchy bits!)
Bleu Cheese Pocky

See? I think we can all imagine those kooky Japanese snack makers developing these! What flavors can you come up with?

guspasho · « **Reply #1 on:** May 28, 2006, 12:40:15 am »

Seaweed Pocky
Tilapia Pocky
Sour Cream Pocky
Spinach Pocky
Cilantro Pocky
Pork Pocky (aka "Porky")
(Any meat flavor, basically. Except chicken. Mmm, chicken.)
Vinegar Pocky
Licorice Pocky
Soy Sauce Pocky

Negima · « **Reply #2 on:** May 28, 2006, 12:24:29 pm »

Blowfish Pocky (delicious and deadly)
Squid Pocky (with ink-filling)
Cajun Pocky

Hawkeye · « **Reply #3 on:** May 29, 2006, 10:00:29 pm »

wasabi pocky, ginger pocky, sake pocky, watermelon pocky, lychee pocky, peach pocky, sea urchin roe pocky, salmon pocky, seaweed pocky, octopus pocky, shrimp pocky, anglerfish pocky, I could keep going but I won't

Negima · « **Reply #4 on:** May 29, 2006, 10:02:52 pm »

Quote from: "Hawkeye"

wasabi pocky

For some strange reason my mind is telling me I've seen wasabi pocky in Japan. Then again, my memory is that of a goldfish.
Maybe I'm thinking of wasabi chips.

superjaz · « **Reply #5 on:** May 30, 2006, 09:56:49 am »

Quote from: "Negima"

Quote from: "Hawkeye"
wasabi pocky

For some strange reason my mind is telling me I've seen wasabi pocky in Japan. Then again, my memory is that of a goldfish.
Maybe I'm thinking of wasabi chips.

wasabi chips mmm those are intersting they taste like wasabi and beef hence the name ......
yup they sure r intersting tho i must admit not my favorit treat
they sometimes have them at uwajimaiya and some times not

Hawkeye · « **Reply #6 on:** May 30, 2006, 03:21:47 pm »

quail egg pocky, duck egg pocky, duck pocky, sardine pocky, broccoli pocky, potato pocky, cheddar cheese pocky

nonomi_ikari · « **Reply #7 on:** May 31, 2006, 12:31:18 pm »

Toe-jam Pocky
Ranch Dressing Pocky
Monkey poo Pocky
Dog fur Pocky
Dust Pocky
[I love Lychee...Lychee Pocky would rule...;_; ]
Carrot Pocky
Bass Pocky
Kimchi Pocky
Blood Pocky - The Vampires love it! <3
Brussel Sprout Pocky
Gym Sock Pocky

Neko_Chan · « **Reply #8 on:** May 31, 2006, 01:58:59 pm »

Emo Pocky.

It tastes like broken dreams, gutair solos and a bad relationship.

Hawkeye · « **Reply #9 on:** May 31, 2006, 02:44:18 pm »

Anger pocky, tastes like sweat

Daxe · « **Reply #10 on:** May 31, 2006, 04:46:30 pm »

Rocky Mountain Oyster Pokey!!

nonomi_ikari · « **Reply #11 on:** June 01, 2006, 12:00:59 pm »

Shounen Pocky = Made of action, buff guys, nearly naked girls and lots of bruises.

jaybug · « **Reply #12 on:** June 01, 2006, 12:10:49 pm »

engine oil

gasoline, but it costs an arm and a leg

rocks, rocky pocky

pocket lint, pocky pocky

hockey puck rubber, hocky pocky

If I said lucky pocky, what would that smell like to you? :shock:

dollar bill, bucky pocky

nonomi_ikari · « **Reply #13 on:** June 01, 2006, 12:34:42 pm »

...Money tastes....kinda interesting. :shock:

Cat Urine Pocky
Iodine Pocky
Crappy AO Chimichanga That Tastes of Rancid A** Pocky [You had to be at AO in 2005 and up in the con suite when I was trying to eat the Chimichanga to understand that...God it tasted of rancid butt. -_-]
Old Reporter Pocky
Jock Strap Pocky
Pop A Cap In Yo' A** Pocky...Tastes like lead...YAY, LEAD POISONING!!
Paradise by the Dashboard Light Pocky. Tastes like Meatloaf.
Bloody Valintine Pocky. Tastes like Emo boys, blood and chocolate.
White Board Marker Pocky

Kouta · « **Reply #14 on:** June 01, 2006, 02:03:32 pm »

I think it would be funny to have the ones that are even what this is based off of... namely: dirt, grass, black pepper, and popcorn.

jaybug · « **Reply #15 on:** June 01, 2006, 05:42:34 pm »

Tastes like, shattered glass pocky, gangrene bandage dressing pocky,? Or would you rather have scrambled eggs and bacon pocky? Club sandwich pocky?

I got it Thanksgiving Pocky! Turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy, stuffing, sweet potatoes, green beans with cream of mushroom soup and bacon bits, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie, pecan pie, rolls, butter, olives, radishes, carrot sticks, celery sticks, baby corn, artichoke hearts, what else goes with Thanksgiving dinner?

Is there no Sushi Pocky? How about Fish Sticks Pocky? French Fry Pocky? Escargot Pocky?

Negima · « **Reply #16 on:** June 01, 2006, 07:23:04 pm »

"Medication Pocky" anyone?

Asprin Pocky
Cough Drop Pocky
Vitamin C Pocky
Laxative Pocky

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #17 on:** June 01, 2006, 11:48:00 pm »

Quote from: "Neko_Chan"

Emo Pocky.

It tastes like broken dreams, gutair solos and a bad relationship.

Neko_chan is my hero!

Poop pocky guys? Seriously? I can see dust, blood, and fur but not poo!

After helping out in a first grade classroom I know some of the ones like booger and toe jam would be popular enough.

Funny things about the flavors like turkey and pepper, they make those flavors in Pretz. For those of you who haven't heard of Pretz, I like to describe it as a cracker stick. Just like Pocky is a cookie stick.

Did you guys know that they made Soy Pocky and Sesame pocky? The soy had a brwonish coating that kinda tasted like peanut butter. The sesame had a blackish coating that tasted like a cracker.

I would love to have gotten my hands on the Red Bean Pocky (Azuki right?) when they had it but I didn't get any.

Hmmmm..... anybody think that they could make Pocky at home? I think some home cooked recipes would be AWESOME!

Kouta · « **Reply #18 on:** June 02, 2006, 01:07:11 am »

now ya got me wanting some more tomato pretz >.>

nonomi_ikari · « **Reply #19 on:** June 02, 2006, 12:45:40 pm »

Quote from: "TomtheFanboy"

Poop pocky guys? Seriously? I can see dust, blood, and fur but not poo!!

Didn't I do monkey poo? ~shrugs~ Oh well. ^^

Hawkeye · « **Reply #20 on:** June 10, 2006, 09:25:49 pm »

man faye pocky

jaybug · « **Reply #21 on:** June 10, 2006, 10:17:21 pm »

Is there any way to change the basic shape of Pocky? Say make them round, then you have Pocky Pucks.

Keenon Williams · « **Reply #22 on:** June 11, 2006, 12:56:54 am »

Soylent pocky (IS PEOPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!)
Chocobo pocky
Menchi pocky
Okonomiyaki pocky
Chamo pocky
Turtle soup pocky
And of course, hawaiian pizza pocky. (whoever thought ham and pineapple went good together is a sick individual.)

Vondan · « **Reply #23 on:** June 11, 2006, 01:13:38 am »

I'm going to make some leather cases to fit a box of pocky. I'll use leather wet molded over a block of wood the same size as the box. In the basic form they will look like leather ammo pouches. How could they be incorpeated into a costume.

Pockybacca

The Pockyisher

Von "needs to buy his first box of pocky just to measure the box" Dan

jaybug · « **Reply #24 on:** June 11, 2006, 01:58:51 am »

3 words
Battery Operated Pocky

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #25 on:** June 11, 2006, 09:42:49 am »

I think about half the ones we've come up with a real flavors of pretz. Particularly shrimp and the other meats.

Some of these flavors don't even sound that weird! Watermelon, peach, lychee? Yum!

One of my friend suggested Durian last night. I can see them making that one for people but I dunno....

Hawkeye · « **Reply #26 on:** June 11, 2006, 09:47:02 am »

:-) The fruit flavored ones sound good to me.

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Author Topic: Berti Botsu Every Flavoured Pocky (Read 9978 times)