So guess what happened to me today!

[pieisexactlythree]

OMG I just got a 5 digit raise today!  Woo Hoo! 
$   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $  $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $  $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $   $*dances*


^{I can (and will) buy a lot of desu with that!}

[superjaz]

yay money money money
...money!

[TomtheFanboy]

5 digits....

OK if you were starting at the minimum of 8.50 an hour that would mean you go from a salary of about 10,000 a year to..... 1,000,000,000.... A MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR!!!!
 

[guspasho]

 

Wow! Congratulations! So you'll be taking the forum out for drinks soon, right?

[Daidouji]

Oooh! Count me in! =D hahahaha
XD

[pieisexactlythree]

Ok then, how 'bout sake club? 

Tom, I don't work hourly.

[Serena Kiti]

Congratulations on your five digit raise! <3

- Serena Kiti

[laurifer]

Congrats you illegal drug-smuggling mafioso hard worker! lol

[TomtheFanboy]

Pie, I didn't say you worked hourly. I was just calculating the minimum growth in a funny way. A minimum wage/full time job has the equivilant of a $10,000 salary (close enough). Since you DON'T work hourly I can only presume that you actually made way more a year and are actually making about TEN MILLION a year now.

After next year could you build the convention a hotel for us to have the con in?

[pieisexactlythree]

Woah, Tom.  I can see you've got l33t math skillzorz.  I'll buy you a drink, K?

[Vondan]

Now you can continue your japanese Salaryman motif and redecorate your house like one of those salaryman hotels ware the rooms are the size of a bunk bed and then you  can put all your stuff in those crazy vending machines

[Syd-chan]

Oo, oo! [Blah, I sound like Pudding from TMM without the 'Na no da'] WHO WANTS TO BUY THE NOOB A DRINK?!?!?!? SQUEEEEE!! -insert seperate random bubbly anime girl squeal here-

[superjaz]

me wan t drinkie!!!

[Sasu-kitty]

Man, and I don't even have a job.

Lucky.

[pieisexactlythree]

I can only presume that you actually made way more a year and are actually making about TEN MILLION a year now.

If it were $10M, I'd be eating takoyaki at a cafe in Osaka right now.  And since I'm such a nice guy, I'd bring y'all along with me for a weekend.

[Negima]

Hang on just a second

*Goes make a cup of coffee*
*Drinks coffee*
*Spit-take*

WOW!!!!  That's amazing!

[superjaz]

but i don't like coffie

[Negima]

Oh gawd, I just realized something and I'm almost surprised no one has said it yet.
*Looks around*
Well I guess I have to say it.... (I apologize in advance)

Since your raise was 5 digits, that must your raise was OVER 9000!!!!!!

[superjaz]

Oh gawd, I just realized something and I'm almost surprised no one has said it yet.
*Looks around*
Well I guess I have to say it.... (I apologize in advance)

Since your raise was 5 digits, that must your raise was OVER 9000!!!!!!

OMG!!!!

[jaybug]

And how many of those digits involve nickels and dimes, pennies, and fractions of cents? Hmmm? Did you get the Richard Pryor raise a la Superman III?

Seriously, congratulations. I'm only getting a 3% raise.

[TomtheFanboy]

Uh oh guys, what if he got a 5 digit raise and he's just messing with us and his company realllllllly sucks!

you got a five digit raise!

Instead of $10,000 after taxes you'll be making $10,000.00005!

or

We're giving you a five figure raise! This coincides with our paycheck system being converted to Lira instead of US dollars!

[superjaz]

Oh gawd, I just realized something and I'm almost surprised no one has said it yet.
*Looks around*
Well I guess I have to say it.... (I apologize in advance)

Since your raise was 5 digits, that must your raise was OVER 9000!!!!!!

i must admit i didnt get this joke ...
*hangs head in shame*
plz explain

[pieisexactlythree]

OMG! Negima FTW!!!!