Author Topic: The unofficial "weird things you've overheard at the con" thread (Read 7686 times)

laurifer · « **on:** September 04, 2007, 04:56:13 pm »

Well we know that during the con while you're waiting in line or just hanging out you're bound to hear something really funny or something taken out of context...totemo and I thought it would be a great idea to keep track of all the random and silly comments and phrases we heard at the con, so here goes!

"I hate gloves! I hate gloves with a passion!"

"It's not mansecks, it's buttsecks!"

"A RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT!!!"

"Yuri: please insert here"

Add your stuff here, too! Make me laugh

emmyriceball · « **Reply #1 on:** September 04, 2007, 06:52:56 pm »

I didn't overhear it since I was actually there and listening, but this was pretty funny.

Sexy-no-jutsu Sasuke: Tobi! Hey, Tobi! Over here!

Tobi: What?

SnJ Sasuke: Will you let us spank you with this paddle on tape?

Tobi: ... I don't think I can say no.

He was spanked. x3

ThiefKingsHier · « **Reply #2 on:** September 04, 2007, 07:42:46 pm »

"Youve just been pwned by a pawn"

Its true, those were damned clever pawns. I wish I could remember exactly what was said.

majinekochan · « **Reply #3 on:** September 04, 2007, 08:04:56 pm »

I do remeber that I told Ed to drink his milk,
I was the Martel, pawn

Naleh · « **Reply #4 on:** September 04, 2007, 10:00:16 pm »

hmm weirdest thing... I did play patty-cake with a Deidara cosplayer on the Elevator... we even made up a cute little song... *clear's throat*
patty-cake
patty-cake
ninja man
bake me Itachi
as fast as you can
roll 'im and bake 'im
and mark him with an I
and put 'im in the oven
for Sasuke and me!

...ya it was interesting... Also saw Py-head decapitate Luna... another picture I took (I hope it develops!) ...kinda makes me feel a little sorry for the developers.

Black~Rose · « **Reply #5 on:** September 04, 2007, 10:38:55 pm »

Hmmmm..................... Well I said some weird things (like always XD ) But I cant speak for the other people. I'm Usually the Craziest of the bunch (Surpassed by my Friend Marilyn)

ThiefKingsHier · « **Reply #6 on:** September 04, 2007, 10:54:52 pm »

Our con motto " I need an adult!" Was muttered many a time.

And as arrogant as it seems i must quote myfriends and I as it was not so much strange but the " Oh yea, I wnet there" factor is high.

Shuuhei: Lets go to th park for some hot Shuuhei on Renji action.

Renji: or Renji on Shuuhei action!

Byakuya: How about everyone on Byakuya action?

Renji: How about everyone on YOUR WIFE ACTION! I soo went there..and now Im going over hea. *Runs inside*

stonemonkthewise · « **Reply #7 on:** September 04, 2007, 11:04:31 pm »

I overheard:

"Next Year I might just have to cosplay a grand theft auto 3 Pimp"

Funniest weird thing I overheard anyway...

misamisa · « **Reply #8 on:** September 05, 2007, 12:53:19 am »

Quote from: Naleh on September 04, 2007, 10:00:16 pm

hmm weirdest thing... I did play patty-cake with a Deidara cosplayer on the Elevator... we even made up a cute little song... *clear's throat*
patty-cake
patty-cake
ninja man
bake me Itachi
as fast as you can
roll 'im and bake 'im
and mark him with an I
and put 'im in the oven
for Sasuke and me!

...ya it was interesting... Also saw Py-head decapitate Luna... another picture I took (I hope it develops!) ...kinda makes me feel a little sorry for the developers.

Hey, I saw you two in the elevator and you sang it for me! I laughed.

That was fun. In-elevator entertainment!

hikaru_maxwell · « **Reply #9 on:** September 05, 2007, 02:54:44 am »

Quote from: Naleh on September 04, 2007, 10:00:16 pm

hmm weirdest thing... I did play patty-cake with a Deidara cosplayer on the Elevator... we even made up a cute little song... *clear's throat*
patty-cake
patty-cake
ninja man
bake me Itachi
as fast as you can
roll 'im and bake 'im
and mark him with an I
and put 'im in the oven
for Sasuke and me!

...ya it was interesting... Also saw Py-head decapitate Luna... another picture I took (I hope it develops!) ...kinda makes me feel a little sorry for the developers.

That was me! ^_^

I was totally gonna say that until I read your post. Woot.

superjaz · « **Reply #10 on:** September 05, 2007, 12:35:20 pm »

right before con i was super stressed out cuz i cound't find my ballet slipper and i was like i quote

"if i dont find it i'm NOT going!!!!"
kendo boyfriend:"hon dont say that"
me "oh i am so not going if i dont find it"
kendo boyfriend"honey...."
worry not i had found it

Delphi · « **Reply #11 on:** September 05, 2007, 01:12:21 pm »

In our rooms:

Sis: You have deodorant marks on your shirt.
Me: Bah! I'll wear them like a badge of honor!

And someone talking about trying to find their Naruto:
"Who would have thought it'd be that easy to lose a walking traffic cone?!"

reppy · « **Reply #12 on:** September 05, 2007, 02:48:15 pm »

I dunno if this really counts as weird, but I got my picture taken with a male Chi cosplayer (funny.. only on a forum with other anime fans could that be considered "not weird"). I made sure to cop a feel, and well, the funniest part of it was the guy's dad was the one taking the picture for me.

"This was supposed to be my daughter's costume for tomorrow. I doubt she would have got 1/8th this attention."

"Haha, really?"

"I doubt she'll be wearing it now."

"True, not after it's been defiled like that." (recalls moments earlier as he was groping Chi)

After assisting the volunteers:

Goggle Squad: See, communism works!
Me: More like conunism!

I guess you had to be there. >_>;

I think the coolest line ever was the little kid that won the "best use of green in a costume" award. "How about that green Link costume!? WOW!" or something.

laurifer · « **Reply #13 on:** September 05, 2007, 05:48:39 pm »

lol these are all really funny XDDDD

Kirakins · « **Reply #14 on:** September 05, 2007, 05:56:03 pm »

Quote from: Naleh on September 04, 2007, 10:00:16 pm

...ya it was interesting... Also saw Py-head decapitate Luna... another picture I took (I hope it develops!) ...kinda makes me feel a little sorry for the developers.

That was my boyfriend XD XD

Cassiopeia · « **Reply #15 on:** September 05, 2007, 08:50:36 pm »

Quote from: reppy on September 05, 2007, 02:48:15 pm

I think the coolest line ever was the little kid that won the "best use of green in a costume" award. "How about that green Link costume!? WOW!" or something.

Oh yes. My brother.

Jared: You know what?
Everybody: What?
Jared: My Link costume is totally awesome! Wow.

Does anyone have footage of that?!?!??!?

Rikki · « **Reply #16 on:** September 05, 2007, 08:53:23 pm »

"I'm just hanging out with a rapist and a child molester"

"Mom, make me a Super Pie"

"Wow, that chair screams asshole"

majinekochan · « **Reply #17 on:** September 05, 2007, 08:58:19 pm »

"Needles and fingers don't play well together"

Syd-chan · « **Reply #18 on:** September 05, 2007, 10:34:19 pm »

Well, I was singing Fere Jacques or whatever.....So, if anyone had heard that, it's me!

SageBell · « **Reply #19 on:** September 05, 2007, 10:44:31 pm »

i met the asain verysion of jarrad bacon!!

thats a kid who goes to my school and when he gets too excited lifts his shirt up and stuff like that..
it was that asian guy who wore that blouse that was like buttoned only in the center and he had a plushie on him.

i was so like omg thats jarrad bacon in a foreign form eeeeep!!

reppy · « **Reply #20 on:** September 05, 2007, 10:51:23 pm »

Quote from: Cassiopeia on September 05, 2007, 08:50:36 pm

Quote from: reppy on September 05, 2007, 02:48:15 pm
I think the coolest line ever was the little kid that won the "best use of green in a costume" award. "How about that green Link costume!? WOW!" or something.

Oh yes. My brother.

Jared: You know what?
Everybody: What?
Jared: My Link costume is totally awesome! Wow.

Does anyone have footage of that?!?!??!?

I've been asking for it!!#$@#

Cassiopeia · « **Reply #21 on:** September 05, 2007, 11:04:23 pm »

Quote from: reppy on September 05, 2007, 10:51:23 pm

Quote from: Cassiopeia on September 05, 2007, 08:50:36 pm
Quote from: reppy on September 05, 2007, 02:48:15 pm
I think the coolest line ever was the little kid that won the "best use of green in a costume" award. "How about that green Link costume!? WOW!" or something.

Oh yes. My brother.

Jared: You know what?
Everybody: What?
Jared: My Link costume is totally awesome! Wow.

Does anyone have footage of that?!?!??!?

I've been asking for it!!#$@#

I can't believe that no one has it. .__.

Although, out of all people, you'd expect me to have it... I was too busy laughing that I forgot to record it. x.o'

Hawkeye · « **Reply #22 on:** September 06, 2007, 04:11:38 pm »

Meroku saying "I've kept my hands to myself, I promise."

Delphi · « **Reply #23 on:** September 06, 2007, 06:40:33 pm »

This was last year's con but the Miroku comment reminded me:

Trish: "Seriously. All Mirokus need to have their hands peace bonded to their crotch."

Hawkeye · « **Reply #24 on:** September 07, 2007, 10:29:38 pm »

Meroku saying he wanted his staff peace bonded in as many colors as possible, including bright pink

Neko_Chan · « **Reply #25 on:** September 15, 2007, 04:31:03 pm »

Quote from: Cassiopeia on September 05, 2007, 08:50:36 pm

Quote from: reppy on September 05, 2007, 02:48:15 pm
I think the coolest line ever was the little kid that won the "best use of green in a costume" award. "How about that green Link costume!? WOW!" or something.

Oh yes. My brother.

Jared: You know what?
Everybody: What?
Jared: My Link costume is totally awesome! Wow.

Does anyone have footage of that?!?!??!?

He was sooooo cute!! OMG. One of my favorite moments of the con.

We had this pass-word type thing goin' on when anyone wanted to enter the the hotel room. Someone knocked and we all said "Who iss ittt?" and if you didn't reply with "rapist" or "pedooo~" you didnt get in.

Sometimes people would knock on the door and they wouldnt answer. And then we'd all be like "O_O" hoping it wasnt really a pedo. XD

Kotoumi · « **Reply #26 on:** September 16, 2007, 10:51:08 pm »

"Oh my God, those girls are stalking Bakura!"

--Heard in the Dealer's room on Monday when Keru and I were following the Bakura we kept running into.
Funny thing is, he actually knew we were following him and didn't mind from what we could tell.

...and nobody accused us of that even though we always ended up in the same places at the same time without trying. o_o;

Oh yeah, and my friends daring each other to ask random cosplayers to bear their children.
One asked Miroku. xD

Waffles · « **Reply #27 on:** September 17, 2007, 01:31:13 am »

any staff ever go into the vendors room at night?

"I will rape you"!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #28 on:** September 18, 2007, 05:45:11 pm »

I'm not quoting the other two motion detectors!

There should be video of closing ceremonies on the convention DVD (once it is done).

At the Silent Hill Photoshoot:
Pimp Py-Head: Kiss my disco ball!
cosplayer: *after kissing it* I Feel dirty!

Malachi_Lestat · « **Reply #29 on:** September 20, 2007, 01:53:58 am »

I was cosplaying Prison Rukia from Bleach.
I was talking to and Ichimaru Gin cosplayer right after Friday Pre-reg

Me- Hey! I'm Rukia!
Ichimaru- YES! CAN I KILL YOU?
Another Ichimaru- I HAVE AN AIZEN! LETS DO IT!

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Author Topic: The unofficial "weird things you've overheard at the con" thread (Read 7686 times)