The game is The Game.
When you know of The Game, you are playing The Game.
Every time you think about The Game, you lose The Game.
When you lose The Game, you must tell someone that you have lost The Game or otherwise make it clear that you have done so.
After losing The Game, one begins playing again once thoroughly distracted.
Those breaking the rules are in direct violation of ORS 91.1337.573.69 and will be persecuted as prescribed by federal law for such an offense.