Author Topic: what's your death preferance? (Read 6319 times)

anime_rocker · « **on:** January 12, 2008, 01:02:08 pm »

in other words if you had a choice, how would you like to die?( i know kind of a disturbing question, but i just wanted to see what people say!LOL!) personally i'd like to be blown up, but that's just me~!

~boogiepop~ · « **Reply #1 on:** January 12, 2008, 08:37:44 pm »

I would like to be spelunking in the jungle when SUDDENLY rabid mongooses would jump out at me and start biting me and I would scream and start running into no particular direction and then I would fall off a cliff and land in a tree but I would be fine. I would go along my way trying to find a way back to where I was when I would fall into a pit that some natives built with sharp pointy sticks at the bottom. The spikes would penetrate my organs and would surprise me so much that I would choke on the gum I was chewing.

Now is that the best death ever or what?

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2 on:** January 12, 2008, 09:34:45 pm »

Any game over that gets me on the high score board is A-OK! ;P

anime_rocker · « **Reply #3 on:** January 12, 2008, 10:13:01 pm »

Quote from: ~boogiepop~ on January 12, 2008, 08:37:44 pm

I would like to be spelunking in the jungle when SUDDENLY rabid mongooses would jump out at me and start biting me and I would scream and start running into no particular direction and then I would fall off a cliff and land in a tree but I would be fine. I would go along my way trying to find a way back to where I was when I would fall into a pit that some natives built with sharp pointy sticks at the bottom. The spikes would penetrate my organs and would surprise me so much that I would choke on the gum I was chewing.

Now is that the best death ever or what?

that was awesome!!!!!!!!!!LMAO! it's definately the most interesting!^_^

MichaelEvans · « **Reply #4 on:** January 13, 2008, 08:54:22 am »

If I have to die at all, there are two ways I'd prefer to do it.

Peacefully, in my sleep, at the end of a long and successful (fulfilling many if not all my goals) life.

In the defense of my ideals, in a fight I willingly take on.

Though honestly, the later option means my ideals were at risk, if I die they may suffer as well. So that's not a good way to die if alone.

NeonFoxRocks · « **Reply #5 on:** January 13, 2008, 09:02:43 pm »

Fighting robots, or dragons, or dragon robots. But in cold hard reality probably crushed to death by desu spam.

GaaraoftheFunk · « **Reply #6 on:** January 14, 2008, 03:12:01 pm »

I'd like to die by being shot in a mall shooting by some psycho kid.:3

Its random,I'd be on news,And its quick.^_^

anime_rocker · « **Reply #7 on:** January 14, 2008, 08:36:02 pm »

Quote from: GaaraoftheFunk on January 14, 2008, 03:12:01 pm

I'd like to die by being shot in a mall shooting by some psycho kid.:3

Its random,I'd be on news,And its quick.^_^

lmao! sweet dude!!! (sorry about the 'dude' thing... i type the way i talk!)

Negima · « **Reply #8 on:** January 14, 2008, 10:56:12 pm »

First choice, natural causes after a long, long, healthy life.

Second choice includes snowmobiles, 28 toothpicks, rope, a rotten fruit basket, a DVD of Fruits Basket, and 58 cents in change.
I think you can guess how it would happen.

Prinz Eugen · « **Reply #9 on:** January 15, 2008, 12:51:43 am »

I'd love to answer this here but since the Intar-net makes permanent or long-lasting records even of remarks like these, I might need a new job someday, and my remarks here would appall a possible future employer...

Ask me in person though...

Pie Row Maniac · « **Reply #10 on:** January 15, 2008, 03:18:37 pm »

I want a Cowboy Bebop death

jaybug · « **Reply #11 on:** January 15, 2008, 04:27:13 pm »

That someone else had to tell me about it kind of death. Hey dude, you're dead! No s%$t? Yeah! Whoa! Kind of death.

anime_rocker · « **Reply #12 on:** January 15, 2008, 07:25:31 pm »

Quote from: jaybug on January 15, 2008, 04:27:13 pm

That someone else had to tell me about it kind of death. Hey dude, you're dead! No s%$t? Yeah! Whoa! Kind of death.

sure...

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #13 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:10:55 am »

Probably....doing something that you wouldn't think would kill you, because I'm unexpected like that. Coming you from directions that don't actually exist!

Like killed while picking strawberries.

Or Washing windows on a one story house.

Or....licking something I dunno.

teehee

jaybug · « **Reply #14 on:** January 17, 2008, 04:03:00 pm »

Hobos never die, they just take the train to the next stop.

Syd-chan · « **Reply #15 on:** January 17, 2008, 04:10:46 pm »

Hmmm.....Probably in my sleep......For natural causes....OR some big, dramatic death like in the movies..... XD

But....this is how I think I'll die....

Car accident
Drowning [even though I can swim really good]
Or shot.....By, like.....some random guy.....XD

DancingTofu · « **Reply #16 on:** January 18, 2008, 07:42:24 pm »

Quote from: jaybug on January 17, 2008, 04:03:00 pm

Hobos never die, they just take the train to the next stop.

That's really deep, man.

anime_rocker · « **Reply #17 on:** January 27, 2008, 02:18:34 pm »

must... resurect... topic!

DancingTofu · « **Reply #18 on:** January 28, 2008, 12:54:32 am »

I want to die by beating Super Bubble Bobble without losing any lives or blinking.

Yes, you die when you do that.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #19 on:** January 28, 2008, 03:42:28 am »

I want to die....from nerdiness.

It's just physics.

when your nerdiness output becomes greater than your weight times the hour of sleep you get. You just drop dead.

If you lucky you go into a coma

shadow_shrine · « **Reply #20 on:** January 28, 2008, 09:48:16 am »

im prolly gonna die from drowning......
one of my friends is gonna throw one of my beloved plushies in the deep end, and in the midst of my chaos, i will slip and fall in, and drown cuz i cant swim @~@

DancingTofu · « **Reply #21 on:** January 28, 2008, 12:39:31 pm »

Nerdiness output can be determined as a function of t as shown:

f(t) = (L[v-n] + b^s(r_of^l)/t²m³

Where L is the number of perscription untinted lenses you own, v is the degree to which your vision is impaired, n is the number of times you adjust them over a course 1 hour to optimise your vision, b is the number of books you've read, s is the number of books you've re-read, r_o is the radius of your largest benign tumor, f is the number of times you've been called a fag today, l is the number of times you've been called a loser today, t is the time since you last did something blatantly nerdy in seconds., and m is your muscle mass.

dakrum · « **Reply #22 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:58:18 pm »

OMG i read the topic title and the music for when mario dies in the first mario bro. played in my head XD

Winfred · « **Reply #23 on:** January 28, 2008, 06:44:23 pm »

-calculates- My nerdiness output is... 0.0167? Well that's a failure. >_>

I'd like to die via dividing by zero, thusly destroying the universe and myself in the process. That....that would be awesome.

anime_rocker · « **Reply #24 on:** January 28, 2008, 07:29:06 pm »

kay then... another way i'd like to die is death by pocky... i don't know. you come up with the ' how'...

ThiefKingsHier · « **Reply #25 on:** February 03, 2008, 08:30:12 pm »

I always wanted to bleed to death form repeated stabbings/slashings from an epic battle.but everyone knows I cant die so the question is moot. *sigh*

anime_rocker · « **Reply #26 on:** February 05, 2008, 01:42:18 pm »

lol.

AnimeMatrix · « **Reply #27 on:** February 07, 2008, 03:44:05 pm »

Wow- kind of a morbid thread but interesting. I guess I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep. That or dying heroically after slashing down my enemies in an epic battle for good and evil, but in my death I save the universe from ulitmate doom and destruction.

Or maybe dying of a massive nosebleed because I got to meet Orlando Bloom...

Daxe · « **Reply #28 on:** February 07, 2008, 03:48:57 pm »

Ninja's dont die, they just fade away.
And if you do manage to kill a ninja they are swiftly resurrected by the nearest demon god that gives them life as payment for living in their bodies.

True story

anime_rocker · « **Reply #29 on:** February 07, 2008, 09:29:11 pm »

exactly,dude, exactly. happened to me once.

Pie Row Maniac · « **Reply #30 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:11:25 am »

Did you know if you put a kiddy pool full of holy water right where a ninja just died, he keeps dying over and over again after resurrecting each time. It's like a spiritual spawn kill.

anime_rocker · « **Reply #31 on:** February 08, 2008, 05:09:41 pm »

whoa. O_o'

Daxe · « **Reply #32 on:** February 08, 2008, 05:47:12 pm »

I hate spawn killers like you.

anime_rocker · « **Reply #33 on:** February 14, 2008, 07:23:42 pm »

what's ur death preference Daxe? tellme,tellme,tellme!

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #34 on:** February 18, 2008, 07:11:21 am »

Hmmm....well, ideally I suppose dying in my sleep because it is supposedly the most peaceful way. But, if exciting is the key here, then I suppose I'd prefer to get eaten by something. At least then I'd be providing someone a meal.

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Author Topic: what's your death preferance? (Read 6319 times)