I hope to be Kaede from the relatively obscure manga How I Became A Pokémon Card. She's a Rocket agent with really bad allergies...who's charged with invading Erika's gym.
Hilarious+Rocket+uniform with pants=win. Plus she has a Gloom and Glooms rule.
But this depends on if I can get a Rocket shirt in time, and BOOTS because she has huge boots. Also no one will know who I am since the comic was only released in Japan, she was only in two chapters (each chapter is a standalone story, although some tie in with others), and the scanslations haven't gotten to her yet (I'll link you when they do, if that's allowed).