Japanese on my You Tube!

[TomtheFanboy]

OMG! What do I do!?
Is someone making fun of us!?

http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=ruTHVpYNK_w

this was posted.
"あいさつを膣方がキャッチすると実行されている！"

[Syd-chan]

o.o Meh. Using a **** translator. But...>>

[TomtheFanboy]

o.o Meh. Using a **** translator. But...>>

Sheesh, thanks for being helpful.
"Oh man another language, I wonder if there's websites out there that can mistranslate things and lead me astray!"

I was hoping that there would be a person who knew Japanese that could read this and tell me what they were saying. I'll make sure to kick you next time you ask someone for help.

[DancingTofu]

あいさつを膣方がキャッチすると実行されている！

Aishitsu (Approach) [generic separator] tsuki (vagina) hou (a way) gakyatte (?) suruto (?) kuchi (mouth) gyogamae (general "do" verb?) chireteiru (?)

Yeah.  Too lazy to work it out.  I just realised that I'm missing a portion of my Japanese alphabet and I'm not sure what it is (a whole consonant). :/

Something about approaching vaginas with your mouth.

[Syd-chan]

あいさつを膣方がキャッチすると実行されている！

Aishitsu [?] tsuki (vagina) [?]gakyatte suruto kuchi (mouth) gyogamae (general "do" verb?) chireteiru

Yeah.  Too lazy to work it out.  I just realised that I'm missing a portion of my Japanese alphabet and I'm not sure what it is (a whole consonant). :/

...Actually, that's what I got.

[superjaz]

あいさつを  膣方がキャッチすると実行されている！
Aishitsu (Approach)

I havent had a chance to really translate this but thats wrong, that is a-i-sa-tsu, aisatsu o(h) i need my kanji dictionary for rest

made kanji bigger so i can read strokes

**update wow you guys are bad**
あいさつ   を  膣方 が キャッチ する と 実行 されている！

あいさつ = aisatsu =(greetings),  を= o(h)=(partical marker, when used infront of certen nouns makes polite),
膣方=dont know i can't find it in my dictionary), が= ga=(another marker like watashi wa ga suki it conects or like neko ga ichi ban suki),  キャッチ= kyacchi=katakana japanese writting for english so kyacchi = catch, するs=suru=(to do), と=to=(partical for 'and'), 実行= jikkou = (execution/carry out), されている =sareteiru = (passive form of suru, so to do)

wow are you guys on crack?

anyway for a more comleat meaning i can't get it till i know the enouncation of the first 2 kanji, but somthing about carrying out a catch?