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Offline DemonSpawn

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Dear ____________ game.
« on: October 14, 2008, 10:02:24 pm »
This game is really fun. Its like a mad lib, in letter form. Basically it picks your words based on things about you from the first column of choices.

Dear (the last person you talked to):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.
I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___
and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're
 ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep
 ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that
I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2.. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - **** off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
I miss 2010.

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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2008, 10:10:01 pm »
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when I threw up under the bus and I saw you carve your initials into my dad. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that Santa is a two-timing chain smoker. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about my incarnation as an eskimo.

Greetings to your freaky family,

The Honorable Reverend Tanis Mayuki Nikana I

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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2008, 10:10:31 pm »
Dear CatchxMe:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery.
I think I realized it on the first of May at the mental hospital
and I saw you sit on that crazy monk. I'm sure you're
 frostbitten enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.
I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep
 your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that
I get sick when I think of a new life as a clone.

Go burn,
Syd

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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2008, 10:12:35 pm »

Dear Miranda:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with
your sister. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok
at the mental hospital and I saw you ignore my father.
I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I get
turned on by garbage men. I'm returning the pictures from
LA to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should
also know that I told my psychiatrist about eggplant fetishism.

Go burn,
Hailey.

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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2008, 10:14:21 pm »
Dear Jared:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you.
I think I realized it when I quoted Santa outside of Chicago and I saw you carve your initials into and pour syrup on Manchester United's goalkeeper.
I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory.
You should also know that I told in my confession today about eggplant-fetishism.

Go burn,
Charly


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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2008, 10:15:42 pm »
Dear Ashley:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery.
I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me outside Chicago
and I saw you sit in  my Avocado plant. I'm sure you're
 Man enough to understand that I get turned on my garbage men.
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep
 your photo as a memory. You should also know that
I Told my psychiatrist about A new life as a clone .
Go burn,
Bella
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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2008, 10:21:09 pm »
Dear Alex,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a loser
I think I realized it when we skinny dipped outside of Chicago
and I saw you sit on my John F. Kennedy-statue. I'm sure you're
ashamed enough to understand that we're cousins.
I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep
your photo as a memory. You should also know that
I told in my confession today about our friendship.

In pain,
             Arianna

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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2008, 10:21:31 pm »
Dear Syd-chan:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you.
I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds in women's clothing
and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're
 high enough to understand that I did a sex-change.
I'm returning our matching snoopy-bibs to you, but I'll keep
your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that
I was interviewed by the Times about Eggplant-fetishism.

Greetings to your freaky family,
Megan

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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2008, 10:22:45 pm »
Dear Jared:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you.
I think I realized it when I quoted Santa outside of Chicago and I saw you carve your initials into and pour syrup on Manchester United's goalkeeper.
I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory.
You should also know that I told in my confession today about eggplant-fetishism.

Go burn,
Charly



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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2008, 10:27:45 pm »
Dear Siri:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself.
I think I realized it that night as you ate an enchilada
and I saw you sit on my John F Kennedy statue. I'm sure you're senile
enough to understand that there is no solution to this.
I'm returning your Darth Vader poster to you, but I'll keep
your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that
I am better off without our friendship.

**** off now,
Marie.


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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2008, 11:39:00 pm »
Dear Nori:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery.  Also, I dislike you.
I think I realized it that night in your camping car
and I saw you ignore my avacado plant. I'm sure you're
scarred enough to understand That your Honda sucks.
I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep
the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that
I will tell the authorities about your passionate interest for mice.

Greetings to your freaky family,
Tofu


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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2008, 11:52:50 pm »
Dear Erick:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting.
I think I realized it last year outside of Chicago
and I saw you knock out my mustard soufflé. I'm sure you're
ashamed enough to understand that there is no solution to this.
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep
your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that
I never will forget the apartment building.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Sarah

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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2008, 06:45:03 am »
Dear Bella: (Uh oh! X:)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over.
I think I realized it your dog ran amok in women's clohing.
and I saw you sit on my mustard soufflé. I'm sure you're
 ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.
I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep
 my virginity as a memory. You should also know that
I told my psychiatrist about Oprah Winfrey imitaitions.
Greetings to your freaky family,
Hailey
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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2008, 07:10:41 am »
Dear Sahara,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you.
I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head in your closet
and I saw you sit on my mustard soufflé
scarred to understand that santa doesnt exist.
I'm returning the couch cushion to you, but I'll keep
collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that
I get sick when I think of a passionate interest of mice.

Go burn,
Shay, who still wants cake.
« Last Edit: October 15, 2008, 07:11:15 am by StarryShay »

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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2008, 12:34:58 am »
Dear Diana,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a loser.
I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me at the mental hospital
and I saw you sit on my best friend. I'm sure you're
 frostbitten enough to understand how awful I've felt.
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep
 the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that
I get sick when I think of eggplant-fetishism .

Go burn,
Negima

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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2008, 05:11:47 pm »
Dear Brittany (my roommate XD),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert.
I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me in your closet
and I saw you ignore the crazy monk. I'm sure you're
 Senile enough to understand that there is no solution to this.
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep
 your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that
I will tell the authorities about the incarnation as an eskimo .

Warm regards,
Nori :D

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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2008, 07:24:11 pm »
Dear Sydney:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you.
I think I realized it when I threw up in your camping car
and I saw you Sit on my best friend. I'm sure you're
ashamed enough to understand that there is no solution to this.
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep
your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that
I get sick when I think of our friendship .

**** off now,
Monica

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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2008, 07:45:08 pm »
Dear Tessa,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a pervert. I think I relized it When you put cuffs on me At the mental hospital and I saw you Carve your initals into My avocado plant. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning  your Darth Vader-pster to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the incarnation as an eskimo.

Go burn,
Sam

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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2008, 08:35:52 pm »
Dear Kaye,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it the first of May at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure your frostbitten enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before a new life as a clone.
Go burn
-Meg-

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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2008, 08:36:53 pm »
Dear Kaye,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it the first of May at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure your frostbitten enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before a new life as a clone.
Go burn
-Meg-

You're twins AND cousins now? Wow. Thats complex. XD
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Offline DemonSpawn

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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2008, 06:20:07 am »
Well they are in the mental hospital.
I miss 2010.

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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2008, 10:26:55 am »
Dear Kaye,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it the first of May at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure your frostbitten enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before a new life as a clone.
Go burn
-Meg-
You're twins AND cousins now? Wow. Thats complex. XD
I'm really confused now too... ><
I TOLD you i had a messed up family!!! :D
Well they are in the mental hospital.
THAT MAY BE SO!!!.... >>

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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2008, 02:11:32 pm »
Dear Laura,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes outside of Chicago and I saw you carve your initials into my mustard soufflé. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember to hate the Boston Celtics.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Shadow

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« Last Edit: October 17, 2008, 02:13:20 pm by Shadow »


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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2008, 07:36:06 pm »
Dear Fred (my dead bunny):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting.
I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes at the mental hospital
and I saw you pull the clothes off Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're
Masochistic enough to understand The middle-east.
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep
your photo as a memory. You should also know that
I always will remember A new life as a clone.

**** off now,
-Taz-


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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2008, 03:00:57 am »
Dear Kaye,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it the first of May at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure your frostbitten enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before a new life as a clone.
Go burn
-Meg-
You're twins AND cousins now? Wow. Thats complex. XD
I'm really confused now too... ><
I TOLD you i had a messed up family!!! :D
Well they are in the mental hospital.
THAT MAY BE SO!!!.... >>

Y'know, I think it's technically possible if your uncle and your mother.... wait, I probably shouldn't go on....
Let's go with mental hospital.

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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2008, 03:13:05 am »
Dear Kaye,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it the first of May at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure your frostbitten enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before a new life as a clone.
Go burn
-Meg-
You're twins AND cousins now? Wow. Thats complex. XD
I'm really confused now too... ><
I TOLD you i had a messed up family!!! :D
Well they are in the mental hospital.
THAT MAY BE SO!!!.... >>

Y'know, I think it's technically possible if your uncle and your mother.... wait, I probably shouldn't go on....
Let's go with mental hospital.
Yeah, lets just go with mental hospital. XD
I miss 2010.

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Re: Dear ____________ game.
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2008, 05:21:49 pm »
I agree ><
Lotus most DEFIANTLY DOESN'T want to think about the alternatives! :D