Konan-ChanX3:Turk with Mother and Geostigma/Konan
Pein_Cupcake: Pein
Shinigami_Lover's brother: Tobi
saya-chan14: Hidan
Shinigami_Lover:Amanda
ikakashi: Sasuke
Reno: ?
Rufus: ?
Final Fantasy bosses/random bosses: ?
Hare Hare Akatsuki: runtime 4:00 minutes.
:---: = music/stage direction
:everyone enter/Ominous music plays[Akatsuki theme]:
Pein: Alright everyone, I have your mission files.
:hands everyone mission paper:
Konan: We need... !
:BANG!:
Konan: Battle formation XYZ!
:first few seconds of HHY/FF7 victory theme plays:
Pein: Alright! We did it!
:jaws theme plays:
Everyone: :dramatic gasp:
Amanda: Oh no! It's Elena in disguise!
:Konan takes off wig and cloak:
Turk with Mother and Geostigma: That's right! And I have Mother! :shows off Mother box:
Everyone: …
:phone rings:
Turk with Mother and Geostigma: Oops, one sec, it's boss. :on the phone with boss: Hello? Yes Shinra sir, I have mother, and Reno vanished on a hit.
:FF7 boss battle music plays:
Everyone: Oh no! It's [ff boss characters Sephiroth/Loz/Yazoo/Kadaj/Kuja/Weiss]
Turk with Mother and Geostigma: Wait! I have to pause the... :shouts GAME/pulls out cell touches moogle: I saved my game before the boss battle!
Pein: Wait I too, am in disguise... I am really... :takes off cloak/piercings: Girafarig!
Turk with Mother and Geostigma: Girafarig! Go!
Hidan: [ff boss] is chargin his lazerz
Tobi: Tobi's a good boy! Let me get him! :falls flat on face:
Hidan: Oh! Tobi took a critical hit! It's super effective!
Turk with Mother and Geostigma: Everyone get down! He's chargin his lazerz!
:ff7 game over music plays Reno walks in:
Reno: Whys everyone sleepin?
:ff7 boss battle theme plays again:
Sasuke: This boss just won't stay down!
Reno: What the hell? RUUUUDE!!! SAVE ME!! Oh look a butterfly!
Sasuke: The boss needs to recharge
Turk with Mother and Geostigma: Re-noooo! Take the keyblade and seal him away! :hands keyblade:
Reno: Wtf?
Sasuke: The boss is chargin his lazorz
:Turk with Mother and Geostigma gets up and smacks Reno:
Turk with Mother and Geostigma: Just do it do it do it!
:Bacchikoi plays Turk with Mother and Geostigma Amanda Pein and Tobi do Bacchikoi:
Reno: Uh... I can't wield the Keyblade... Sorry.
:Sora enters:
Sora: You stole my keyblade! :points at Reno:
Turk with Mother and Geostigma: PHEONIX DOWN!
:everyone brought back to life:
Reno: fine you can have it back!
:Everyone starts to fight with each other [ff boss] get mad and kills everyone but Elena:
[Boss]: Hey you, Turk with GS and Mother, come to the darkside, I have more Mother boxes... and cookies.
Elena: Sure.
Rufus: Crap, she's bad and now Mother hates me...
:KH2 opening plays end of skit: