I liked the second one more, jaybug.
I read this in a mag.
One day, President Bush came to the White House with three cows. The soldier at the door saluted Bush and asked him, "What's with the cows, sir?"
Bush replied, "These are top-grade black angus cows. I got one for my wife, and two for my two girls."
The soldier saluted the President once again and said, "Nice trade, sir."