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Offline sabata

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Your Favorite joke!
« on: July 22, 2009, 11:45:37 pm »
This is something me and my friends used to do on an old topic. post your favorite jokes here. pretty simple.
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Offline StarryShay

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Re: Your Favorite joke!
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2009, 12:01:57 am »
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana.
BANANA WHO?!? >:'O
Orange.
Orange who?!~!@?!~$@!543
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

I think that's how it goes. :33

-Fix'd-
« Last Edit: July 23, 2009, 12:02:36 am by StarryShay »
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Offline makichan

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Re: Your Favorite joke!
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2009, 12:08:48 am »
Joke: Why does Snoop dog need an umbrella?




Fo' drizzle.
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Offline StarryShay

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Re: Your Favorite joke!
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2009, 12:17:47 am »
Ahahaha, oh my gosh Maki, I almost died laughing. :'D
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Offline LtCommanderRichie

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Re: Your Favorite joke!
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2009, 12:18:50 am »
What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?





'Ell if I know.
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Offline sabata

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Re: Your Favorite joke!
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2009, 12:26:42 am »
why did the chicken cross the road?
idk, to get to the other side?
no, to get the Chinese newspaper, get it?
no......
neither do i. i get the new york times!
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Offline jaybug

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Re: Your Favorite joke!
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2009, 05:16:14 pm »
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because motorcycles don't have doors.


( The point of the joke is that there is no point, just like life)
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Offline DemonSpawn

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Re: Your Favorite joke!
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2009, 05:26:37 pm »
I think life is a joke....
So I make it funny!
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Re: Your Favorite joke!
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2009, 05:55:48 pm »
Morris: what did the robot. say to the centipede?
Bob: uh. i don't know morris. what did the robot. say to the centipede?
Morris: STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!
Bob: ......what?
miles: see, it's funny cause the robot don't got no arms!
bob:...........
Morris: thats not in the joke miles................
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Offline KogaRyu

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Re: Your Favorite joke!
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2009, 06:03:03 pm »
How does Snoop Dogg keep his clothes soo clean
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BLEE-OTCH!!!!!
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Offline The_Geek

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Re: Your Favorite joke!
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2009, 07:25:12 pm »
Why can't Hellen Keller drive a car?
Because she's DEAD!

...there are some others, but the cruel humor of that one gets me every time...
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Re: Your Favorite joke!
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2009, 08:15:39 pm »
Quote from: KogaRyu on July 23, 2009, 06:03:03 pm
How does Snoop Dogg keep his clothes soo clean
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BLEE-OTCH!!!!!
Ba dum chhh!
That actually made me snicker a little.
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Offline Tanuki19

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Re: Your Favorite joke!
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2009, 03:01:19 pm »
[this is one that my gay friend told me]

so 2 straight guys and 1 gay guy go up to heaven with their soul mates. the first guy walks up to god and asks if he can get into heaven. god says, "sorry, you cant get into heaven because you loved money. you loved it so much that you married a girl named Penny." the next guy walks up to god and god says, "sorry, you cant get into heaven either. you loved food so much that you married a girl named Candy." and when the last guy walked up to god he whispered do his boyfriend, "this doesnt look good, Dick"
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Offline Yasu Saru

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Re: Your Favorite joke!
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2009, 03:07:18 pm »
LOL thats funny!
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Offline sabata

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Re: Your Favorite joke!
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2009, 01:55:39 am »
so, a duck walks into a bar. and asks the bartender: "got grapes?" the bartender says no so the duckie leaves.
the next day the duck come back and asks:  "got grapes?" the bartender says no so the duckie leaves.
for the next week the ducks comes in every day and asks:  "got grapes?" the bartender says no so the duckie leaves. on the final day of the week. the bartender yells: "STOP ASKING IF I HAVE GRAPES OR SO HELP ME, I WILL NAIL YOUR WINGS TO THE WALL AND SHOOT YOU" so the duckie leaves.
the next day the duck comes back and asks: "got nails?" the bartender says no. so the duck asks "got grapes?"
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