Author Topic: Would you:....IF I:.... (Read 15999 times)

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #50 on:** July 29, 2009, 11:26:12 am »

And invite everyone you know!

Would you participate if I instigated a food fight?

kayfig · « **Reply #51 on:** July 29, 2009, 11:31:00 am »

Most definately!

Would you run from security with me if my jumping on the table during the foodfight got everyone kicked out of a restaurant?

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #52 on:** July 29, 2009, 11:35:48 am »

Awesome! Yes!

Would you pick up a chair to use as a shield if I threw jell-o?

kayfig · « **Reply #53 on:** July 29, 2009, 11:49:21 am »

No, I'd use one of the soup bowls! That way it would curve back out and fly back at you!

Would you eat the left over food mush that was left everywhere if I gave you a 30 minute interview with the voice actor of your choice?

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #54 on:** July 29, 2009, 11:54:22 am »

All of it? XP

Would you jump off a cliff if I gave you a bungee cord?

kayfig · « **Reply #55 on:** July 29, 2009, 12:08:59 pm »

.. is the bungee cord attached to anything other than me?

If I told you that jelly fish were the only non-carbon based creature in this world, would you care for a slice of pie?

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #56 on:** July 29, 2009, 12:11:44 pm »

I don't enjoy pie, unless its mud pie.

Would you eat a green substance if I told you it was vanilla-flavored?

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #57 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:53:45 pm »

^ Only if your lie was convincing...

V Would you: buy me chocolate
If I: helped you get a date with your dream girl/guy?

The_Geek · « **Reply #58 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:38:44 pm »

^ Depend on how much chocolate you wanted...

V Would you eat 100 of those rotten egg flavored jelly beans
If would clean your house/dorm, apartment for a week?

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #59 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:43:07 pm »

^ I think I'd be ripping you off, so yes, yes I would.

V Would you: cry
If I: killed Harry Potter?

kylite · « **Reply #60 on:** July 29, 2009, 06:06:25 pm »

Nope but I might smite you!

would you: join yojimbo
if i: begged on my knees?

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #61 on:** July 29, 2009, 06:48:30 pm »

I really wanted to! O:
I will next year!

Would you come volunteer at the Oregon Food Bank if I told you there was a giant freezer?

DancingTofu · « **Reply #62 on:** July 29, 2009, 06:52:21 pm »

If I could sleep in it, would you still want me to volunteer there?

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #63 on:** July 30, 2009, 11:52:05 am »

^ I don't care. Knock yourself out.

V Would you: adopt a baby penguin
If I: trained it to fly?

bou12345318 · « **Reply #64 on:** August 03, 2009, 05:58:58 pm »

Yes XD

Would you: Eat a book
If I: gave you chocolate

DancingTofu · « **Reply #65 on:** August 03, 2009, 11:00:47 pm »

Is the book the chocolate? If so, yes.

Would you: eat mah chocolate
if I: >:[

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #66 on:** August 04, 2009, 11:50:19 am »

Yesh.

Would you get angreh if I stole your shoe?

superjaz · « **Reply #67 on:** August 04, 2009, 06:38:24 pm »

yesh would you eat if i cooked

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #68 on:** August 07, 2009, 06:17:29 pm »

^ Hmm... let me think about YES I WOULD!!!

V Would you: watch Hannah Montana
If I: told you Miley Cyrus was an otaku?
(I don't think she is, though, in fact, I think she doesn't like otakus too much)

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #69 on:** August 07, 2009, 07:04:43 pm »

Maybe...if they showed an episode concerning otakuness.

would you: be sad

If I: found an event that you were looking forward to at con was canceled?

Romo · « **Reply #70 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:46:23 pm »

Probably, but it depends on what you're ranting about. xD

Would you learn to play a new instrument if it was given to you by a flying rabbit?

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #71 on:** August 17, 2009, 02:03:51 pm »

^ Nope.

V Would you: care
If I: passed gas while standing next to you?

xcthulhux · « **Reply #72 on:** August 17, 2009, 07:06:51 pm »

not really, but i would fan it toward you tauntingly

Would you: dance in circles
if i: screamed at a panda

DancingTofu · « **Reply #73 on:** August 17, 2009, 10:08:53 pm »

I'd analyze the situation. If it appeared that you were trying to antagonize the panda, or that the panda was threatening you, I would call for backup and attempt to break it up.

Would you: hate me
if I: deserved it?

xcthulhux · « **Reply #74 on:** August 17, 2009, 10:17:28 pm »

Quote from: DancingTofu on August 17, 2009, 10:08:53 pm

I'd analyze the situation. If it appeared that you were trying to antagonize the panda, or that the panda was threatening you, I would call for backup and attempt to break it up.

Would you: hate me
if I: deserved it?

no, but i would tell you to get back in the kitchen. MAE ME A SAMMICH

would you: eat a girl
if i: dated a candy bar

DancingTofu · « **Reply #75 on:** August 17, 2009, 10:24:58 pm »

>:[

If the girl was more delicious than the candy bar, yes.

Would you: juggle water
if I: granted you the power to anything?

xcthulhux · « **Reply #76 on:** August 17, 2009, 10:31:44 pm »

Quote from: DancingTofu on August 17, 2009, 10:24:58 pm

>:[

If the girl was more delicious than the candy bar, yes.

Would you: juggle water
if I: granted you the power to anything?

i would juggle anything if you gave me the power to water!

would you: say gg
if i: messed up and image tag?

Dubaby · « **Reply #77 on:** August 17, 2009, 10:35:50 pm »

No that's Charles' job... XD

Would you: Do a funny anime dance
If I: offered you a treat in return =] ?

xcthulhux · « **Reply #78 on:** August 17, 2009, 10:37:44 pm »

Quote from: Dubaby on August 17, 2009, 10:35:50 pm

No that's Charles' job... XD

Would you: Do a funny anime dance
If I: offered you a treat in return =] ?

if the treat is sexual, possibly.
would you: stick a spear through a penguins head
if i: told you it wouldn't fit in an elevator?

DancingTofu · « **Reply #79 on:** August 17, 2009, 10:40:19 pm »

Only if it were an impossible logic problem.

Would you: do the impossible
if I: gave you the solution?

xcthulhux · « **Reply #80 on:** August 17, 2009, 10:41:20 pm »

Quote from: DancingTofu on August 17, 2009, 10:40:19 pm

Only if it were an impossible logic problem.

Would you: do the impossible
if I: gave you the solution?

nowai

would you: divide by zero
if i: told you how to destroy the universe??

DancingTofu · « **Reply #81 on:** August 17, 2009, 10:43:19 pm »

1

Would you: communicate in binary commands and ASCII
if I: told you it would increase your processing rate by 16%?

xcthulhux · « **Reply #82 on:** August 17, 2009, 10:45:03 pm »

Quote from: DancingTofu on August 17, 2009, 10:43:19 pm

1

Would you: communicate in binary commands and ASCII
if I: told you it would increase your processing rate by 16%?

only if that 16% was over 9000

would you: scream at a panda
if i: danced in circles?

DancingTofu · « **Reply #83 on:** August 17, 2009, 10:50:57 pm »

No, but I would see what you did there.

Would you: see what I did there
if I: did something clever?

xcthulhux · « **Reply #84 on:** August 17, 2009, 10:55:30 pm »

Quote from: DancingTofu on August 17, 2009, 10:50:57 pm

No, but I would see what you did there.

Would you: see what I did there
if I: did something clever?

depends on whether it broke rules 1 and 2 or not.

would you: slap a horse in the face with a lead pipe
if i: kicked it in the balls first?

DancingTofu · « **Reply #85 on:** August 17, 2009, 11:00:36 pm »

I would, except under two restricted circumstances:
1. If it dies from the pipe, I won't kick it, because that would be beating a dead horse.
2. If it's a centaur, and the pipe causes it to fall over, I will not kick it, because that would be kicking a man while he's down.

Would you: agree with groundless rationales
if I: presented them in a logical manner?

xcthulhux · « **Reply #86 on:** August 17, 2009, 11:03:52 pm »

more than likely as i do that all the time.

would you: kick a man while he is down
if i: beat a dead dead horse

DancingTofu · « **Reply #87 on:** August 17, 2009, 11:07:28 pm »

No. I will not stoop to your level. >:[

Would you stoop if I leveled?

xcthulhux · « **Reply #88 on:** August 17, 2009, 11:08:29 pm »

Quote from: DancingTofu on August 17, 2009, 11:07:28 pm

No. I will not stoop to your level. >:[

Would you stoop if I leveled?

no

would you: liek
if i: mudkipped

DancingTofu · « **Reply #89 on:** August 17, 2009, 11:08:46 pm »

Always <3

Would you
if I

xcthulhux · « **Reply #90 on:** August 17, 2009, 11:11:39 pm »

Quote from: DancingTofu on August 17, 2009, 11:08:46 pm

Always <3

Would you
if I

depends.

if i can haz cheezburger
would you haz peetsa?

DancingTofu · « **Reply #91 on:** August 17, 2009, 11:12:44 pm »

Yes.

Would you: die
if I: exploded violently?

xcthulhux · « **Reply #92 on:** August 17, 2009, 11:14:06 pm »

Quote from: DancingTofu on August 17, 2009, 11:12:44 pm

Yes.

Would you: die
if I: exploded violently?

no, it would just be really messy.

would you stop posting
if i said nya

DancingTofu · « **Reply #93 on:** August 17, 2009, 11:15:05 pm »

Certainly not!

Would you: get it
if I: warned you to beware of falling cars?

xcthulhux · « **Reply #94 on:** August 17, 2009, 11:16:26 pm »

Quote from: DancingTofu on August 17, 2009, 11:15:05 pm

Certainly not!

Would you: get it
if I: warned you to beware of falling cars?

nope

would you: get back in the car
if i: was a lion?

DancingTofu · « **Reply #95 on:** August 17, 2009, 11:17:57 pm »

Only if you warned me, in an exuberant tone: "Jesus Christ it's a lion! Get in the car!"

Would you trip me if I happened to be with you while being chased by a bear?

xcthulhux · « **Reply #96 on:** August 17, 2009, 11:19:17 pm »

Quote from: DancingTofu on August 17, 2009, 11:17:57 pm

Only if you warned me, in an exuberant tone: "Jesus Christ it's a lion! Get in the car!"

Would you trip me if I happened to be with you while being chased by a bear?

no, i would join the bear in feasting upon your leg, assuming i am still a lion.

would you: beat me
if i: was a red headed step child?

DancingTofu · « **Reply #97 on:** August 17, 2009, 11:20:47 pm »

Only if you were mine, and we didn't live in an urban part of Oregon.

Would you accept that Oregon's rednecks define redneck if I assured you that our hippies define hippy as well?

xcthulhux · « **Reply #98 on:** August 17, 2009, 11:21:56 pm »

Quote from: DancingTofu on August 17, 2009, 11:20:47 pm

Only if you were mine, and we didn't live in an urban part of Oregon.

Would you accept that Oregon's rednecks define redneck if I assured you that our hippies define hippy as well?

no

would you die
if i bombed the kings dinner?

DancingTofu · « **Reply #99 on:** August 17, 2009, 11:22:55 pm »

Nope. I wasn't there. I was elsewhere.

Would you: guess where I was
if I: prompted you to?

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