the 10 things I hate about... game

[soundninja12]

Ok, I was looking through my posts from forever ago, and I saw this game. It was locked, and this made me sad.
So, I'm re making it.

So here's the game.
I write something like:
Sakura Haruno
and you respond with your top 10 things you hate about that.
For example:
10. She's annoying
9. She's way too obsessed with Sasuke
8. She loves Naruto, then she loves Sasuke, then she loves Naruto again. PICK DANG IT!
7. Her face looks like a butt
6. She doesn't understand the concept of "It's ok to like the same guy"
5. She's amazingly ignorant
4. She is much too pissy
3. She has no reason to pissy.
2. Her clothes are all weird and circle-y
1. She is way too violent

Ok, get it?
GREAT!

Here goes:
Kairi (KH)

[Dubaby]

Hmmm.... I don't hate Kairi by any means, but oh do some of my friends detest her. =]. So yeah I can think of 10 annoying things.

10.) She drove a wedge in Riku and Sora's friendship
9.) I used to cry in KH when she started to cry so yeah... don't appreciate that >_<
8.) I don't know if anyone else noticed this but in the first game she's pretty anti-social on the island and was always like on the opposite side of the island from everyone else... seems rude to me. lol
7.) She gives me that vibe of being the kind of girl who KNOWS her guy friends are into her, and then proceeds to use her feminine charm to get what she wants.
6.) She's a bit too much of a damsel in distress for me. I don't care of she tried to help in KH2, she still kind of just got in the way.
5.) that leads into point 6..... SHE SUCKS AT FIGHTING
4.) The slight change of her hair color in game just bugs me!
3.) Her keyblade looks like someone was making a nice weapon, and then ruined it by hot gluing a bag of fake flowers to the end... BARF
2.) Her huge wristbands bug me in the first game.... that beach is WAY to hot for such things
1.) She CANNOT run to save her life, she looks like a baby giraffe walking for the first time.

Wow that was kinda hard, funny considering I actually wanted to cosplay as her at one point.. XD

Alrighty here's the next one
Light Yagami from Death Note =]

[Man of the Public]

10. He's a killer
9. His hair is emo
8. He uses his perverted sense of justice to justify his mass murder.
7. He has no qualms using people as tools.
6. Melodramatic
5. He's a murderer.
4. He's the villian
3. Killed his own father
2. He's a jerkass
Most of all
1. He was in Death Note

Haruhi Suzumiya

[shikyo]

What if you don't know anything about the person being said?

[Hazuza]

Wait until someone else posts, I suppose.

Ffff but why all the hate? >: Why not saying things you like as well?
Spouting only negativities can spark fights, even if it's just about a character, fandom, or even just a fashion sense *_*;

[Washougal_Otaku]

Well, I guess I'll bash Haruhi Suzumiya then.

1. She's a spoiled little brat.
2. If she has the power to rewrite existance, why not give herself a bigger bust since she's kinda jealous of Mikuru's?
3. She's shameless, usually.
4. She has this delusion that she can play American football.
5. Kyon kissed her, and she doesn't remember it.  What kind of deity is she?
6. She should take up wrestling, but hasn't yet.
7. She loves dressing Mikuru in costumes, but only wears a bunnygirl outfit.  I'd like to see her as a nurse, myself.
8. Maybe it's just me, but it looks like she never picks on the freakin' esper!  Why not, Haruhi?
9. Unless it was specified & I didn't catch it, she never got the club an advisor, so they're technically not even a real club.
10. I still think she should take up wrestling.

Live action movies based off of anime

[soundninja12]

10. The characters never fit quite right
9. Sometimes they change the story to make it shorter
8. The directing can be amazingly crappy
7. As can the actor choice
6. The effects never look right
5. They try to pick animes that are popular and easy. They don't do super amazing ones.
4. When you see the characters, you always think "I've seen cosplayers better than that"
3. They tweak the characters personalities.
2. They never look the way they make them in the trailer.
1. They let people get out of watching the whole anime (as most of us have done)

And, 1 positive (so it isn't all about hate):
They bring our precious babies to life!

Movie trailers

[Washougal_Otaku]

1. They lie!
2. They don't give me a good reason to watch the movie.
3. What they do show tells me that the movie will bite.
4. Offen times that's the only truth they tell.
5. To many of them before the movie.
6. Why advertise for a movie taking place in 2010 when it's June 2009?
7. The last time I saw a movie in theatres, it took 10 minutes before the theatre even showed anything, and it was 10 more minutes of quotes from Al Pacino and stats about "Angels & Demons."
8. The first preview I saw of the first Spider-Man movie had clips of a scene that they took out of the movie, because it was filmed before 9-11, and the movie came out afterwards.  That kinda sucks (though understandable) because the scene was really cool!
9. I'm done with my large popcorn before they're over.
10. If I were to leave & get more, I'd miss the beginning of the movie.

Tacos

[Darknight2433]

1. They always crack and end up everywhere but in your mouth.
2. They aren't quesadillas.
3. Half the time the people making them don't understand 'no tomato'.
4. They drip grease like a broken car engine.
5. Trying to share a taco is like trying to ride a dog: in theory, yes. In practice, hell no.
6. Every taco is different depending on the place, so some can be like heaven and earth and others like chewing on tires.
7. The name is lame and short, instead of one like 'El Ninoescalaburfoo'.
8. They are overpriced everywhere but fast food joints.
9. There is always too little meat.
10. When there is enough meat, it tastes like car rubber.

Rules

[jaybug]

10. They are written by little people with no imagination.
9.   They may serve a function, but that was long ago and far away.
8.   They cannot be used with fun in the same sentence.
7.   They protect the deadwood.
6.   They do not comply with Darwin Awards.
5.   You get paid more for making them, than following them.
4.   You earn the most for breaking them.
3.   They will probably catch up with you.
2.   You will find yourself making them, and then wonder why.
1.   You really want someone else to have to follow them blindly, not you.

Talk Radio

[DancingTofu]

1. It sounds TERRIBLE in cars
2. It's not music
3. All too often, it's written for the bottom 90%, not the upper 10%
4. breathy women
5. Men with voices that are far too sensual for my liking
6. I can't butt into their conversations with my atypical views (usually)
7. When they're good, I can't remember what good books they talked about
8. You always turn on the radio halfway into the talk show, and have no idea what's going on
9. Poorly done sound effects
10. Fall asleep listening to music, wake up listening to some insomniac talking about his coffee


Expiration Dates

10. If I were to leave & get more, I'd miss the beginning of the movie.

This actually made me laugh.  In the real world and such.  I would just say "LOL" to illustrate this, but that term is so overused that it rarely means, "This was so funny that I actually laughed outside of my head when I read this, causing everyone around me to look at me awkwardly," anymore.

[xxxchihiroxxx]

1. I dont look at them before I pour that milk into a glass...
2. I dont look at them before I drink said milk
3. Cleaning out of pantry results in several cans expired in 1998
4. I always think their the day after they really expire
5. I constantly need to buy new milk/yogurt
6. Their a pain to sort through during my food bank work
7. I know mine is steadly aproaching
8. They thwart my plans of trying to stay healthy and saving that ice cream for an ocasian
9. I cant usually read them
10. more money out of my pocket to buy new food

Summer

[DancingTofu]

1. I become a hermit
2. [not applicable]
3. I never get as much done as I want to
4. I feel like I'm not living up to realistic standards
5. I worry about my future, and my ability to support myself without relying on my dad as a crutch
6. Everyone else seems to be so busy
7. Heat waves
8. Can't boil water; it'll make the house too hot
9. Thus, I'm always hungry during the summer
10. And because of this, I'm always going out and buying food, and thus always broke. D:


Speculation

[xxxchihiroxxx]

1. My mind tends to wander to places it shouldn't
2. Thinking to hard gives me a head ache
3. Me thinking has led to my time dimension question, which later results in painful duct tape to get me to shut up.
4. I often speculate when I should be doing home work of some sort
5. It gets me thinking about just how lazy I am
6. It leads to new novel ideas, which I don't need
7. Leads to new projects, which again I don't need
8. I tend to find myself speculating the out come of me not sleeping for three days strait to finish costumes
9. ADD
10. It leads to questions, ones to which I often cant answer

Steven King

[StarryShay]

1. His books scare me. ;A;
2. His mind is full of scary things.
3. He's WAY too good of an author.
4. He created a wierdo clown that freaks me out.
5. OH, HIS MOVIES SCARE ME.
6. Uh, I always forget how to spell his name cause it's wierd.
7. Did I mention that he writes scary stuff?
8. Scary scary man.
9. His book 'Carrie' made me sad. TAT
10. SCARYSCARYSCARY.~

Pineapple juice. -O-

[jaybug]

1. It eats the skin off your tongue if you drink too much of it.
2. It only comes in one flavor.
3. It only mixes well with vodka and rum.
4. It doesn't sparkle.
5. It really feels bad going out your nose.
6. It isn't any good when you have a cold or flu.
7. It's worse with the flu.
8. You never have any when you suddenly think of a use for it.
9. It only comes from distant shores, so it's costs too much.
10. It's made with non--union labor.

Ignorance

[dshwshr55]

1. Huh?
2. I don't know
3. What's ignorance?
4. Where was the bathroom again?
5. Did you forget to read Nostradamus' predictions this month?
6. Anime characters thrive on it
7. It's not my job
8. Somebody die yet?
9. I'm forgetting something....
10. I'm full of bliss ^^

LARP!

[Washougal_Otaku]

1. It sounds like CARP, which makes me hungry for fish.
2. It sounds like something Pinky would say to Brain if his jaw was broken.
3. It sounds like a stupid was to say BURP without getting into trouble.
4. No blood.
5. Lame storylines.
6. Never really got into role-playing games too much.
7. The word makes me wanna invent a game and call it Larpball, but it's be a dumb one.
8. It gets made fun of and labelled as psychotic by the Paris Hilton-y "Oh my god" crowd that should be all shot dead anyways.
9. Whenever a psycho killer is talked about on the news and it just so happens that the killer was into this sort of thing, the game is blamed or creditted to their "violent ways."  I'm sure Charles Manson never got into LARPing.
10. It sounds like a MiltonBradley board game.

Missing a meal

[Darknight2433]

1. Your family says suck it up and won't give you leftovers.
2. You get hungry and sad.
3. Food taunts you for the next 6 hours.
4. You usually overeat during your next meal.
5. You end up snacking like crazy.
6. You get tired.
7. You get grumpy.
8. You get tired and grumpy and mad.
9. You can't think of more things.
10. People make fun of you.

Food

[soundninja12]

1. It makes me fat
2. Not having it makes me hungry
3. It makes my stomach feel funny when I have too much of it
4. It makes my stomach hurt when I haven't had enough of it
5. Without it you die
6. It takes time out of my day
7. It's addicting
8. I can't make it
9. You must sit down and eat it at least twice a day
10. Some of it have really icky things in it.

+ It tastes nummy

Cats

[Deviant Spider]

1. They claw things up
2. They are needy
3. They run away and get ran over
4. They bring you dead animals
5. When they are in heat you want to punt them
6. Cat Fights......
7. They like to bite/claw
8. They think they "deserve" respect
9. They shead everywhere
10. They suffocate babies by sleeping on their faces
*lol that last one is such a wifes tale...*
**Also, I dont hate cats, I actually love cats.. I do prefer Dogs though**


Ok..... Bacon

[Washougal_Otaku]

1. Every time I eat it around my mom, she feels the need to remind me that it's not kosher.
2. It's not so good in spaghetti.
3. Chicken bacon is weird.
4. Tofu bacon should be illegal.
5. The evil Lara Croft doppleganger in TR: 1 looks like it's made out of bacon and Lara can't eat it to death because it'll eat her at the same time.
6. It doesn't grow on trees.
7. It tastes funny with mustard.
8. It makes sandwiches and burgers more expensive.
9. Taco Bell doesn't have an option to add bacon onto things.
10. Listening to people whine about how greasy it is.

That Crispin Freeman isn't one of our guests this year
(On a side note, we do have Cynthia Martinez, which is pretty awesome!)

[soundninja12]

1. It makes me angry
2. It could've made our little convention famous
3. It would have been amazing (not that without him it's not going to be amazing)
4. It makes people want to cry
5. It's going to make some people really POed, and ruin their con.
6. Those people make me angry
7. If we recorded him we could have gotten famous on youtube
8. I'm not going to get famous on youtube
9. If we got a bunch of his signatures, we could be the envy of others
10. I'm not gonna have bragging rights.

+ 1. Our Kumoricon community will stay small and close. Is nice.

HUMONGOUS GROUPS

[dshwshr55]

1. Loud
2. Crowded
3. Annoying
4. Disturbing
5. Dangerous
6. Social
7. Smelly
8. Obnoxious
9. Ill-mannered
10. It hard to juggles chainsaws in one...>.>

Girls! XD

[jaybug]

10. They can't make up their minds, so they make up their faces!
9.   They cost $20 to dance.
8.   They're all like Joe Friday, anything you say can and will be used against you at any time from now until hell freezes over.
7.   You can never win.
6.   Even if you win, you lose.
5.   It's never good enough either.
4.   You have to forgive their little oopsies, OR ELSE!
3.   They only listen to what they think you said.
2.   They are often the emotional equivalent of a steam roller, tree chipper, garbage disposal, weed whacker, and industrial strength food processor.
1. You can't live with them, life sucks without them.

For fairness sake: Men.

[Washougal_Otaku]

1. We smell.
2. We don't care that we smell.
3. We usually don't care about other hygeine issues, either.
4. If we're friendly with children, most strangers will think we're child molesters.
5. If we're friendly with women, most strangers, including the woman, will think we're gonna rape/kill her.
6. If we're friendly with men, most strangers will think we're gay.
7. If we hate everyone, most strangers will think we were "touched" by our fathers or some other male figure in our past.
8. There are no college scholarships for men just because they're men, but women have them.  (Whatever happened to equality, eh?)
9. Sometimes we're a little too easy to figure out...
10. Most of us are lousy liars to our women, but we're so gulluble (or stupid) that we'd believe almost anything that comes out of the mouth that gripes at us.

(This one was fun!)


Environmentalists

[mini-man]

1.Annoying
2.They always push there way of thinking on others.
3.They will have sexual realisation with any type of plant whenever and where ever they wish.
4.They wont shutup about one of the most useless animals in all of existence (The Whale)
5.There hypocrites
6.There usually some douche with a hybrid
7.Most of them think there better than you
8.Why don't  they just go join amish community
9.Usually pot heads
10.There on my list of things I highly dislike

Holy that was mean I feal like such a jackass

Manwhore

[Jukie_Pop]

10. They are usually ugly
9. They make these annoying jokes, that are frankly creepy
8. They suck at sex
7. Usually actually gay.
6. Have STD's.
5. Never have big enough penises.
4. Don't know how to do a proper cat boy
3. Can't spell
2. Charge too much
1. You can never find any.


THAT WAS FUN.

Rude cosplayers.

[Romo]

10. They think they're kings/queens of the world and treat others badly.
9. They tend to not care if they hurt someone physically.
8. They tend not to care if they hurt someone emotionally.
7. If you ask them for a picture they will most likely ignore you or make a snide comment.
6. Are jerks.
5. They cut sometimes in lines.
4. They block the hallways to play their dumb games.
3. If you ask them to move they won't.
2. They travel in packs.
1. There are FAR too many of them.

Tall People xD

[NickelZinc13]

10) The costume always needs to be near perfection for a good reaction.
9) The costume requires materials! $$$
If you're an attractive girl with a small costume, then expect guys to chase and drool!
7) If you're a guy whose attractive girl is wearing a small costume, then expect to be defending your girl!
6) Sometimes the acting is adequate, if any.
5) The cosplayer feels the need to voice act, which sometimes doesn't work.
4) Your favorite character's costume may raise awareness regarding the dress code.
3) Your favorite character's costume may not raise awareness regarding K-con's dress code, but it definitely will raise awareness regarding the hotel's dress code (Ahem, Hilton!)
2) Sometimes, it's just not enough.
1) Hair loss, much?

However, it's fun.

Give me reasons to hate Naruto. >

[Mitsukai Mizu Amaya]

10) Too damn long of a series
9) Waaaaaaaay too many Narutards
Narutards thinking cosplay from Hot Topic is adequate
7) The awesome characters get no love(Oro, Kabuto, Ino, Shizune, etc.)
6) The Akatsuki and all their incarnations(Team Eagle)
5) BELIEVE IT! Likewise, DATTEBAYO!
4) Insanely long, rather pointless arcs(Zabuza arc)
3) sixty-plus episodes of FREAKIN' FILLERS!
2) SasuNaru fangirls >.>
1) The inability to cosplay any of the main characters without running into many others and gratuitous amounts of yaoi/yuri jokes.

Reason to hate FFVII

[leonmasteries]

10) The story is to bland
9) The characters have no emotion
The graphics now a days are horrid
7) It just carries on and on
6) The story continues to go off the main story when it shouldn't
5) To many random fights, even tho there shouldn't be
4) Sephiroth, although cool, shouldn't be hailed as the greatest villain of all time, he's not, he's a mama's boy
3) It rips off of 6
2) The characters that do have emotion are annoying
1) Aerith is useless, I was more glad she died than upset, and the fact you don't really get to know her just adds to it, and if you don't lvl her up, she will be killed when your forced to use her (which is a waste of time)

Why should I hate Disney?

[Mitsukai Mizu Amaya]

(That Aerith comment depressed me; I love her. xD And my dogs name is Aeris ^^;

10) They destroys Kingdom Hearts
9) Inadvertantly killed Final Fantasy too
Their movies have no real depth to them
7) too many 'everyone lives happily ever after' endings
6) Their movies don't stick to the original stories they're based on
5) Life's no fairytale
4) If you haven't seen the movies, you're an immediate outcast(I should know; I'veo nly seen the first Mulan and the first Lion King)
3) The singing is a toss-up; either insanely good, or very bad
2) All the protagonists and antagonists are virtually the same
1) High School Musical. Enough said.

Gimme reasons to dispise Resident Evil.

[fhqwhgads41185]

1.) The movies were awful, except the second one was decent.
2.) Most of the games had difficult controls, especially number 5.
3.) Number 5 was so bad it deserves its own line of complaint
4.) The ending of the third movie was unsatisfactory
5.) The getting of unlimited ammo in 4 for the magnum upon beating the game ruins the replay value. May as well turn all the zombies to kittens and you can just walk through the game and look at everything and, if you so choose, kick a sickly walking-dead kitten every now and then.
6.) I'm pretty sure Resident Evil inspired the game Rule of Rose, which was so godawful that anything or anyone who inspired it deserves honorable mention in an "I hate" list.
7.) A little more fanservice in the movies would have made them more tolerable. I'm usually not a huge fan of that sort of thing, as it discredits the plot. Not enough plot there to discredit, though.
8.) The whole method of shooting with the Wii game (if there's more than one, sorry, I don't remember which one I played) is atrocious. That's really more Wii's fault than RE's, but I am running out of negative things to say here.
9.) Waaay too confusing maps at some points. If I wanted a puzzle I would buy a puzzle. I bought the game to kill things, so gimme some ammo, some water, some chips if you've got em' and throw as many zombies as you can my way!
10.) No powerful enough enemies in the movies to be a real challenge for the main girl.

(I didn't read everybody's before doing this, so I hope this hasn't been done yet)
Asuka Langley Soriu (may have spelled it wrong)

[Mitsukai Mizu Amaya]

(I love Rule of Rose! ;.; ... xD)

[Washougal_Otaku]

Asuka Langley Soryu.

This is pretty much all I know about her.  Never seen NGE, so I can't comment.  Anyone else?

[jaybug]

10. She has red hair. ( keep it down, my wife does too.)
9.  She's a teenager.
8. She's better than you.
7. She knows she's better than you.
6. She is always showing she is better than you.
5. It's like she had too much coffee, all the time
4. It's like that time, all the time. Ya know?
3. She has the personality of Kanye West.
2. Can easily be mistaken for the dead witch in Wizard of Oz.
1. She has a totally hot little body, that she isn't sharing with me. lol

cosplay

[Romo]

10) It's time consuming.
9) A lot of people are closed-minded about it.
Sometimes people wear too skimpy of cosplays and don't look good in them.
7) Cosplay props tend to disappear at the worst times possible.
6) Wig Styling
5) Some of the people inside them.
4) The cost
3) People not getting an important aspect of the costume right.
2) How easy they are to wreck, but how hard they are to make.
1) There's only a few times to really show them off a year.

Instruments

[Blizzara Dragon]

10. They cost a good amount of money
9. If you play one, everyone asks you to play for them
8. Not many people understand when you say you're a beginner at an instrument, they just assume you suck
7. People who are good at instruments are usually cocky about it
6. People who aren't good at instruments are usually treated like outcasts.
5. If you play one other than guitar or drums, no one cares
4. WAAAAAY too many people play guitar (I should know, I play guitar as well ^^;
3. Reading music can be a major hassle
2. Getting hit with one, while funny, hurts REALLY bad (Cello to the back of the head, not fun)
1. If someone doesn't know how to play, it makes your ears bleed from screeches and sour notes

BTW with regards to the Resident Evil movie, see the CG one. Its awesome, and Claire Redfield and Leon Kennedy are the main characters ^^

Reasons to hate vegetarians (I appologize in advance for this one  )

[Romo]

Ooooh being vegetarian I have some things to things for ya alright.

10) Ignorance, a reason to hate anything.
9) They're different.
8 ) They take money away from meat companies.
7) Sometimes they have no idea how to cook food that is edible [Haha, seriously.]
6) They try to change your eating habits (sometimes).
5) Some of them complain about not getting enough to eat when usually they have plenty of options.
4) Some are really obnoxious about it and have no respect for other peoples' opinions.
3) Some are hypocritical and say they're vegetarian but eat some meat.
2) Some are overlysensitive about who eats meat around them.
1) They don't eat meat. (Seems to be the favorite reason to hate them.)

Now, to put a spin on it.

Reasons to hate meat-eaters. (No apology, just putting a reverse on the last question. >D)

[Blizzara Dragon]

As a meatetarian(yes I made that up, but I don't care ^^) I'll be happy to tear myself a new one!

10. They're at the top of the food chain and let people know it
9. They kill animals to get their food
8. They're normal(ish, depends on if they're true meatetarians or not xD)
7. Because of them, farm animals are bred for food and end up destroying the ozone(cow farts FTL)
6. They eat some of the most disgusting meals imaginable
5. Meat makes a better makeshift weapon than vegetables(weird, but being slapped by a steak hurts more than being slapped by a carrot)
4. They're one bite of human flesh away from being cannibals
3. All that protein either goes straight to their muscles or straight to their thighs, making either ripped people or fat people
2. Their food can kill you if not cooked properly
1. They believe they are better than vegetarians

Wow, that one was harder than I thought it'd be.

Here's a fun one I'm sure anyone could do: reasons to hate the Portland Hilton ^^

[jaybug]

10. It's in Portland. I'm not.
9.  It's located in homeless central.
8.  Room service never asks if you want fries with that.
7.  All the local restaurants are either McDonald's or freakingly outrageously pricey.
6.  All the freaks and weirdos and dirtbags in the area make cosplay look drab and dull in comparison.
5.  The in room TVs are not capable of playing your friends AMV from disc.
4.  You have to park miles away, in order to not pay for parking.
3.  They don't allow ferrets that go with your cosplay of Negima or Ai Yori Aoshi.
2.  They frown on allowing sword play that isn't in the gym.
1. There is no Paris, not even any videos of her in action!

anime licensing companies

[Washougal_Otaku]

10. They haven't given me a job as a voice actor yet.
9. The closest one to here is in Vancouver, BC.
8. Some of them haven't given consent for my anime club to show their stuff.  (Though right now we're trying to convince Funimation to let us).
7. Funimation vs. ADV over Slayers.
6. They haven't given me a job as a voice actor yet.
5. Sometimes they jump right on licensing before a season is over in Japan, so depending on who it is, my club can't legally show it at our events sometimes.
4. They don't do tours for visiting colleges (at least I haven't found one yet that does).
3. They haven't given me a job as a voice actor yet.
2. They have no say in what titles are when they get converted into English.  (This is what I heard from Caitlin Glass at Sakuracon '08).
1. They haven't given me a job as a voice actor yet.


The Kumoricon Staff (I'm a staffer, so I want to know)

[soundninja12]

10. They're too awesome
 9. They are everywhere at once...
 8. They're more time effective than me
 7. They're were not enough of them at Kumoricon 2009
 6. They can go anywhere it seems
 5. I wasn't one
 4. I can't think of any more!

Why must we name such awesome things?

High School.

[DancingTofu]

10. Drama generated by girls.
09. Drama generated by drugs.
08. Drama generated by rules.
07. Drama generated by fools. (guys who aren't bros)
06. Drama generated by girls, per tools. (guys who aren't guys)
05. Stupid state learning standards that don't come anywhere near my personal learning standards.
04. Facial profiling. (high school campus security guards are prejudiced against me because I have facial hair and apparently look like a rapist)
03. Does not provide accurate expectations or preparations for college, or life.
02. Unrealistic social hierarchy.
01. Drama generated by said social hierarchy.


Tell me ten things about my mustache that you hate.

[legoman60]

1. you broke the curl in it
2. its too short to to the evil laugh and mustache twist
3. its not full enough to look like a broom on your lip
4. its a mustache
5. it doesn't make you look more like mario
6. its not a massive beard
7. you fret too much over it
8. it doesn't automatically curl when you get an evil grin like in the cartoons
9. it has a weird growth pattern
10. i haven't burnt it off of your face in your sleep yet

mario bros. (anything under that name) hate go!

[NARUNIK]

1. Mario thinks he is SOOOO Cool
2. Luigi is MAN enough to go inside a strip club mansion for GAMECUBE
3. Mushrooms make you high
4. Yoshi is annoying in SMASH BROS
5. Peach is a horrible name
6. Bowser takes to much of the screen on N64
7. Koopas dont know how to RAP
8. Mario would be cool if he had a $signn chain
9. Luigi should where aviaters
10. They should make a Mario game thats like GTA

 Afro Samuri

[jaybug]

10. It's another post-apocalypse series.
9.   You wonder if any people ar left, after they kill so many.
8.   Samuel L. Jackson should have played all the roles!
7.   They made a second series, the first one wasn't bad enough.
6.   So why aren't other people making their own scarves that say #1?
5.   Are all scientists deranged perverts?
4.   Are all beautiful women sexual psychopaths?
3.   The guy in the bear suit made me think I was watching the Avengers, Uma Thurman vehicle, that wasn't as good as the original series, which made this not as good as the avengers.
2.   I spent several nights watching this. I should have given up after one.
1.   I'll probably watch another series, just because that's how much I like Samuel L. Jackson.

Harem anime

[oslapedo]

But I like harems... at least KEY ones =,)

1- The guy that all the girls fawn over is usually a loser.
2- Character designs are so adorable that I can't help but want to cosplay them :O
3- Repetitive plot lines get old yo!
4- Sometimes the girls all look the same but with a different hairstyle...
5- Not very round characters in many (Pink haired chick, blue booby chick, five-year-old-girl-oh-no-wait-I-mean-high-school-student, etc)
6- Why must Nayuki's hair be a different color in every other picture I find? Whyyy.
7- The creepy ones do a good job of being creepy.
8- Even creepier is that somewhere out there someone finds creepy illogical harems perfectly realistic.
9- That almost ruins the cosplaying aspect of it!
10- I could be spending my time developing the cure for cancer but instead I'm watching five cartoon charicatures of girls fight over an generic, egotistic jerk.

"Bishonen"

[jaybug]

10. Real men don't look that good.
9.  Real men don't have all the answers like these guys do.
8.  They're gay, right?
7.  There is a fine line between bishounen and yaoi, which is usually crossed, by someone either in the show, or by the fangirls of the show, after about 10 seconds of seeing the second bishi-boy on screen.
6.  There never is any reverse harem anime of one frumpy chick with a herd of bishi-boys.
5.  Bishi-boys can never be rocket scientists.
4.  Bishi-boys are fashion police wannabes.
3.  Bishi-boys wouldn't be caught dead working hard for a living.
2.  They make real guys demonstrably inadequate.
1.  I can't pick up chicks like that!

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