Author Topic: Is a shiny new game! (Read 6028 times)

DemonSpawn · « **on:** July 30, 2009, 09:31:43 am »

Okay so I posted this a while ago when the forums was slooooow, and it was really fun, but it got locked for no one posting, so I wanted to try again. 8D
This game is really fun. Its like a mad lib, in letter form. Basically it picks your words based on things about you from the first column of choices.
Dear (the last person you talked to):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.
I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___
and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're
___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep
___9___ as a memory. You should also know that
I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2.. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - **** off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

strayanimus · « **Reply #1 on:** July 30, 2009, 09:41:30 am »

Dear Josh,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you.
I think I realized it when you put the cuffs on me in women's clothing
and I saw you sit on my best friend. I'm sure you're
ashamed enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks.
I'm returning your Darth Vader poster to you, but I'll keep
my virginity as a memory. You should also know that
I never liked to hate the Boston Celtics.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Hannah

Hehe...

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #2 on:** July 30, 2009, 09:42:52 am »

Dear Andy:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister.
I think I realized it when your dog ran amok outside of Chicago
and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're
senile enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men.
I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep
my virginity as a memory. You should also know that
I always will remember Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Greetings to your freaky family,
Hailey

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 30, 2009, 09:45:08 am »

Dear Lexie:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you.
I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds at the Hare Krishna graduation
and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're
high enough to understand that we're cousins.
I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep
your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that
I was interviewed by the Times about our friendship.

Your everlasting enemy,
Megan

Dubaby · « **Reply #4 on:** July 30, 2009, 11:35:46 am »

Well I haven't talked to anyone yet today so I suppose the last person I left a message for will have to do =]

Dear Xyzleena:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match.
I think I realized it last year at the Hare Krishna graduation
and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're
middle-class enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks.
I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep
your left ear as a memory. You should also know that
I always have felt dirty before life as a clone .

Go burn,
Kaitlyn

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #5 on:** July 30, 2009, 11:36:19 am »

Dear Jenn: (This is my boss in case anyone wnated to know)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a loser.
I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes in your closet
and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're
scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.
I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep
your photo as a memory. You should also know that
I told in my confession today about our friendship.

Go burn,
Aaron McPherson

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #6 on:** July 30, 2009, 11:38:01 am »

I absolutely love reading these.

makichan · « **Reply #7 on:** July 30, 2009, 12:56:02 pm »

Dear Joshua:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert.
I think I realized it when I changed shoes outside of Chicago
and I saw you sit on my mustard soufflé. I'm sure you're
man enough to understand how awful I've felt.
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep
your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that
I told in my confession today about Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Go burn,
Marquise

I'm partially tempted to send this to his e-mail account just to see his reaction XD

Teasel · « **Reply #8 on:** July 30, 2009, 01:30:13 pm »

Dear Ian,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you.
I think I realized it that night in your camping car
and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're
ashamed enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks.
I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep
your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that
I get sick when I think of the incarnation as an eskimo.

With ease,
Scott

WhiteRoseMarie · « **Reply #9 on:** July 30, 2009, 05:07:35 pm »

Dear Nona (A friend I'm txting currently) :

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery.
I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes in your apartment
and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're
scarred enough to understand that there is no solution to this.
I'm returning your contact book to you, but I'll keep
the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that
I never will forget a new life as a clone.

Go burn,
Jen.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #10 on:** July 31, 2009, 09:07:24 am »

@Maki

I actually did send one to somebody, all I really got back was 'wtf?' XD

DancingTofu · « **Reply #11 on:** July 31, 2009, 09:17:47 pm »

Dear Chaz:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you, and I'm joining the monastery. I think I realized it that night in your camping car and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand how boring you are. I'm returning your memories from military service to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that
I always wanted to break this sentence structure is disgusting.

Warm regards,
ur mom

Romo · « **Reply #12 on:** July 31, 2009, 10:17:24 pm »

Dear Steven,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery.
I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds as you ate enchilada
and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're
man enough to understand how awful I've felt.
I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep Your photo
as a memory. You should also know that
I get sick when I think of eggplant-fetishism.

Best regards,
Alyssa

Salehthesage · « **Reply #13 on:** August 01, 2009, 03:17:24 am »

Dear Mom [oh shi-],

Dear (the last person you talked to):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you.
I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me with George Bush and his wife
and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're
ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep
the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that
I always wanted to break our friendship .

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Jacob

--------------------------

My mom is very....erm. Involved in politics .-.

PaperShredderchan · « **Reply #14 on:** August 01, 2009, 10:44:50 pm »

^{Dear Cho (my best friend/cousin, Chloe XD),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery.
I think I realized it that night at the mental hospital
and I saw you Sit on my penpal in Ghana. I'm sure you're
ashamed enough to understand that there is no solution to this.
I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep
your photo as a memory. You should also know that
I told in my confession today about the apartment building.

Go burn,
Abigail :3}

CloudStrife32 · « **Reply #15 on:** August 01, 2009, 10:54:04 pm »

Dear Megan,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you.
I think I realized it last year in your closet
and I saw you ignore Donald Duck. I'm sure you're
man enough to understand that we're cousins.
I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep
your photo as a memory. You should also know that
I told my psychiatrist about our friendship.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Amy

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 02, 2009, 12:48:17 pm »

lololol

The_Geek · « **Reply #17 on:** August 02, 2009, 08:38:45 pm »

Dear Bo (guy who sells knives):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister.
I think I realized it when I quoted santa as you ate enchaladas
and I saw you drive out my father. I'm sure you're
high enough to understand that I'm open.
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep
your left ear as a memory. You should also know that
I get sick when I think of our friendship .

*** off now,
-Miss Mae-

oddly believable...

Romo · « **Reply #18 on:** August 10, 2009, 12:33:37 am »

Dear Mom,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert.
I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds outside of Chicago and I saw you carve your initials into my avocado plant. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of eggplant-fetishism.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Alyssa

===========

...THAT SOUNDS SO MESSED UP! xD I'm so glad my mom isn't like that.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #19 on:** August 10, 2009, 09:24:21 am »

Ahahahahaha, I'm glad she isn't, too.

StarryShay · « **Reply #20 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:55:51 pm »

Dear Sahara, (my sister)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister.
I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head in your closet
and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper.
I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand how awful I've felt.
I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep
your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that
I get sick when I think of Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Go Burn,
Shay.

(Lol, I'm in love with myself apparently.)

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #21 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:59:06 pm »

Oh hey, I was too once!

StarryShay · « **Reply #22 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:00:26 pm »

xD
Haha, I feel so conceited after that game.

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #23 on:** August 12, 2009, 08:09:08 pm »

STOP LOOKING IN THE MIRROR, SHAY

SHE'LL NEVER LOVE YOU BACK~

Oh, wait, she does.

At least self-love is unrequited!

xcthulhux · « **Reply #24 on:** August 17, 2009, 12:07:27 pm »

Dear natasha:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but i dislike you.
I think I realized it when i saw the shrunken head under the bus
and I saw you sit on my avacado plant. I'm sure you're
scarred enough to understand that extreme home makeover sucks.
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep
the results of your blood sample as a memory. You should also know that
I am better off without a new life as a clone .

go burn,
-JT-

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #25 on:** August 27, 2009, 05:19:46 pm »

Dear Jessica:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery.
I think I realized it First of May In your camping car
and I saw you Carve your initials into My Father. I'm sure you're
Senile enough to understand I did a sex change.
I'm returning Your Ring to you, but I'll keep
Your neighbour Martin as a memory. You should also know that
I Told my psychiatrist about A passionate intrest for mice.

Go Burn,
-Fallon-

Kimiski · « **Reply #26 on:** August 27, 2009, 07:51:15 pm »

Dear Kaila

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert.
I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me as you ate enchilada
and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're
Senile enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks.
I'm returning your old lottery couponto you, but I'll keep
your left ear as a memory. You should also know that
I always will remember our friendship.

Go burn,
Kimiski

chelseahavoc · « **Reply #27 on:** August 27, 2009, 08:16:13 pm »

Dear Steven(bodygaurd):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you.
I think I realized it when i quoted santa in your camping car
and I saw you Drive out my avocado plant. I'm sure you're
scarred enough to understand that there is no solution to this.
I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep
the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that
I never liked a passionate interest for mice.

go burn,
~Chelsea

Kimiski · « **Reply #28 on:** August 27, 2009, 11:15:06 pm »

Lots of people "go burn" in this thread.

The_Geek · « **Reply #29 on:** August 28, 2009, 02:11:38 am »

I noticed that!
As for me, I'm rather fond of my way of signing off. Maybe I should end all my non-business letters that way...

Mitsukai Mizu Amaya · « **Reply #30 on:** August 28, 2009, 02:23:44 am »

Dear Heather(ChibiOrochimaru)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert.
I think I realized it last night in your apartment
and I saw you castrate Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're
scarred enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks.
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep
your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that
I always wanted to break Oprah Winfrey Imitations.

Go burn,
Scarlet.

(I used the last person I spoke to on the forums because I've been in my room with Dissidia for a while; haven't really spoken to anyone)

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Author Topic: Is a shiny new game! (Read 6028 times)