Author Topic: Bagelia (Read 10189 times)

DancingTofu · « **on:** August 04, 2009, 09:46:01 pm »

Welcome to the land of Bagels. We are often considered a global representative of peace, love, and tastiness. This is because Bagels are tasty, and loving, and will never try to stab you. English Muffin's are pretty ballin' too, but they're suboptimal compared to bagels because they have a longer cook time and aren't as versatile. Nonetheless, we respect them as one of the 42 most delicious things that taste with butter.

Bagelia is your first news source if you need to be in the know about bagels. Bagel meetups? Places where bagels taste good (hint: everywhere)? Excellent recipes using bagels? Excellent recipes that can be eaten before or after eating bagels? New methods of eating bagels? Assassinations performed using nothing but a bagel, a pat of butter, three leafs of baby spinach, and a gun? You'll here about it here first!

So, some underlying details which I feel the need to divulge:

National Capital: New York City
Population: Everyone
National Food: Bagel
National Doughnut: Voodoo's Plain Raised Glazed; it kind of looks like a Bagel
National Dog: Beagle
National Flower: Poppy ('cause the seeds taste good on bagels)
National Mind-Altering Substance which we do not condone, endorse, or prescribe: Vicodine
The Price of tea in China: Neither here nor there

Enjoy your stay, and your bagels.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #1 on:** August 04, 2009, 09:56:20 pm »

You forgot the holiness of the bagel.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2 on:** August 04, 2009, 10:04:51 pm »

You mean holeyness.

StarryShay · « **Reply #3 on:** August 04, 2009, 10:08:11 pm »

Ohyes.
I like blueberry bagels with berry-cream cheese.~ <33
It's nummy. :33

DancingTofu · « **Reply #4 on:** August 04, 2009, 10:13:07 pm »

Those are tasty!

http://www.kumoricon.org/forums/index.php?topic=10687.0

Bagelians unite!

oslapedo · « **Reply #5 on:** August 04, 2009, 10:20:58 pm »

gyu4rwe THX SHAY

But yeah, bagels. I do love 'em~<3

DancingTofu · « **Reply #6 on:** August 06, 2009, 01:54:47 am »

Well, Bagelians, I'm off to go sleep.

With bagels, of course!

tofutakeout · « **Reply #7 on:** August 06, 2009, 02:16:15 am »

Sleeping with bagels sounds like an odd fetish Charles. XD

I like berry bagels and Cinnamon ones as well. <3

DancingTofu · « **Reply #8 on:** August 06, 2009, 03:44:34 am »

Let's not be judgmental now. :<

tofutakeout · « **Reply #9 on:** August 06, 2009, 03:55:56 am »

I'm not really, I never said it was bad. Everyone's judgmental even when they don't think they are.

I have no idea what babble is coming out of my mouth right now. x_x

DancingTofu · « **Reply #10 on:** August 06, 2009, 03:57:47 am »

IF IT'S NOT A BAGEL, PERHAPS YOU NEED TO RETHINK YOUR LIFE. ;]

Seriously though, I'm gonna go eat a bagel, then sleep.

After getting the first post this hour, of course.

tofutakeout · « **Reply #11 on:** August 06, 2009, 03:58:50 am »

hmmm, true. I still need to finish my epic journey of finding myself. X]

okay then. Sleep well when you do.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #12 on:** August 06, 2009, 04:01:46 am »

I missed it by, like, a second.

And it was totally because of load times. >:[

tofutakeout · « **Reply #13 on:** August 06, 2009, 04:03:24 am »

I'm sorry. Load times totally suck when their slow. Its like dancing while needing to pee. XD

kylite · « **Reply #14 on:** August 06, 2009, 12:36:38 pm »

*starts the anti bagle movement*

StarryShay · « **Reply #15 on:** August 06, 2009, 01:13:49 pm »

-Prepares bagel cannons- :'O

Jacob_Blackfeather · « **Reply #16 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:47:37 pm »

I like plain bagles that are tosted yummy.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #17 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:58:35 pm »

Quote from: kylite on August 06, 2009, 12:36:38 pm

*starts the anti bagle movement*

HATER. :<

P.S.
I told you guys he's the bad cop

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #18 on:** August 06, 2009, 11:01:57 pm »

Them's some fightin' words Kylite.

KogaRyu · « **Reply #19 on:** August 07, 2009, 02:38:01 am »

Every morning I have a Bagel for Breakfast.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #20 on:** August 07, 2009, 12:19:31 pm »

This consistency has given you unparalleled skills in Initial D? :O

KogaRyu · « **Reply #21 on:** August 09, 2009, 04:48:17 pm »

Quote from: DancingTofu on August 07, 2009, 12:19:31 pm

This consistency has given you unparalleled skills in Initial D? :O

Why of course. XD They're the reason I wake up in the morning. My two current Favorites are the Raspberry Bagel and the French Toast Bagel.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #22 on:** August 09, 2009, 07:18:02 pm »

In the words of a genius:

DancingTofu · « **Reply #23 on:** August 10, 2009, 02:00:18 am »

I haven't had a bagel in days. D:

It's like my soul is decaying into simple carbons!

KogaRyu · « **Reply #24 on:** August 12, 2009, 01:01:09 am »

Maybe I'll bring some of the finest Bagels from WA with me to K-con. Maybe..

sabata · « **Reply #25 on:** August 12, 2009, 01:05:46 am »

i used to go down to QFC before school everyday and buy a cheese bagel. WHERE DO I SIGN UP TO APPRECIATE THE ALL MIGHTY BAGELZ??!

DancingTofu · « **Reply #26 on:** August 12, 2009, 01:19:29 am »

Quote from: KogaRyu on August 12, 2009, 01:01:09 am

Maybe I'll bring some of the finest Bagels from WA with me to K-con. Maybe..

DO IT.

Sabata, you're in the right place ;]

Hmm, quick discussion topic: Gabriel's Bagels? Opinions? Next to legit New York Bagels, which are nearly impossible to replicate due to New York's unique ecosystem and climate, these are the best bagels I've encountered. I'm about 95% certain that Chaos uses these, which definitely reinforces my positive opinion of them.

sabata · « **Reply #27 on:** August 12, 2009, 01:24:35 am »

have you ever had a warm cheesy bagel from QFC? with a nice cup of coffee. it is so great on a windy day.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #28 on:** August 12, 2009, 02:02:35 am »

I've never been to QFC. Where is it? What is it?

sabata · « **Reply #29 on:** August 12, 2009, 02:09:51 am »

QFC is like a cheepo safeway/fred meyers. they have a good deli, and bakery. i went there because it was like, 2 blocks from my old middle school. mt tabor. i don't go there anymore.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #30 on:** August 12, 2009, 02:21:38 am »

I see. I might check it out some time, since I live in the area.

sabata · « **Reply #31 on:** August 12, 2009, 02:27:07 am »

they are quite good. only problem is if you want them warm, then you have to get there early. i don't know if that place is still open anyways. i haven't been there for 2 years. by the way, i kinda want to go to your bagel meetup thing. but it seems kinda late to sign up. and i don't really know anyone. not to mention it will be soaking we tomorrow.

KogaRyu · « **Reply #32 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:32:37 am »

Over Here in WA, Big Foot Bagels is THE Best place for bagels that I can think of. I go there almost every morning for breakfast.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #33 on:** August 12, 2009, 06:54:40 am »

Quote from: sabata on August 12, 2009, 02:27:07 am

they are quite good. only problem is if you want them warm, then you have to get there early. i don't know if that place is still open anyways. i haven't been there for 2 years. by the way, i kinda want to go to your bagel meetup thing. but it seems kinda late to sign up. and i don't really know anyone. not to mention it will be soaking we tomorrow.

If you can make it, feel free to do so. The rain actually makes Chaos feel really cozy, so I wouldn't worry about that...kills the idea of going to the park afterwards though.

KogaRyu, I'll have to check that out some time! Where is it?

KogaRyu · « **Reply #34 on:** August 14, 2009, 03:38:10 pm »

It is in Woodinville!

http://www.yelp.com/biz/big-foot-bagels-inc-woodinville

princessmoon · « **Reply #35 on:** August 14, 2009, 10:29:46 pm »

holy toledo, there was a bag of mixed bagels on the counter and i snagged one to munch on.... surprise, surprise, it was a jalapeno bagel.....

i felt like:

I still love bagels...

DancingTofu · « **Reply #36 on:** August 14, 2009, 11:04:04 pm »

That's pretty metal. :O

We're out of Bagels and I only have $4 to last me an unknown length of time.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

sabata · « **Reply #37 on:** August 15, 2009, 12:34:48 am »

go and tapdance in a park with a hat. and ask for bagels.

WILL DANCE FOR BAGELS!

DancingTofu · « **Reply #38 on:** August 15, 2009, 12:36:39 am »

My usual tactic is to close the fridge, then open it again, until I find food.

sabata · « **Reply #39 on:** August 15, 2009, 12:40:25 am »

whatever. i will follow you always, for your amazing stach, and your bagel amazingness.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #40 on:** August 15, 2009, 11:47:47 am »

Quote from: DancingTofu on August 15, 2009, 12:36:39 am

My usual tactic is to close the fridge, then open it again, until I find food.

No way! Me too!
Doesn't work for me usually.

How's it workin' for you?

DancingTofu · « **Reply #41 on:** August 16, 2009, 12:27:18 am »

IT WORKED!

I went back to the fridge, opened it, and there were bagels!

I ate one. It had nummy hummus on it.

sabata · « **Reply #42 on:** August 16, 2009, 12:35:10 am »

i had a glazed donut today, and realized it looked like a slimy bagel

DancingTofu · « **Reply #43 on:** August 16, 2009, 12:46:12 am »

THEY ARE!

Doughnuts are what happen if you deep fry bagels...

sabata · « **Reply #44 on:** August 16, 2009, 12:47:54 am »

but then there are them nerd ones. that are square.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #45 on:** August 16, 2009, 12:51:25 am »

Strange.

Blackstar · « **Reply #46 on:** August 30, 2009, 10:26:02 pm »

^^ i love bagels

Kimiski · « **Reply #47 on:** August 30, 2009, 10:27:16 pm »

*muffins*

Blackstar · « **Reply #48 on:** August 30, 2009, 10:29:14 pm »

Quote from: kimiski on August 30, 2009, 10:27:16 pm

*muffins*

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GOD (dancingtofu) WILL STRIKE YOU MUFFIN PEOPLE DOWN!!!!!!!!!!

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #49 on:** August 30, 2009, 10:32:14 pm »

Tofu, you spelled Vicodin wrong in your first post. That is, of course, unless there's a drug on the market called Vicodine. Is it a refined form of Codine?

Also, I like Market of Choice's strawberry bagels. They have chunks of strawberry in them and are nummy. They look a little like Sheryl Nome's hair, actually.

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