Welcome to the land of Bagels. We are often considered a global representative of peace, love, and tastiness. This is because Bagels are tasty, and loving, and will never try to stab you. English Muffin's are pretty ballin' too, but they're suboptimal compared to bagels because they have a longer cook time and aren't as versatile. Nonetheless, we respect them as one of the 42 most delicious things that taste with butter.
Bagelia is your first news source if you need to be in the know about bagels. Bagel meetups? Places where bagels taste good (hint: everywhere)? Excellent recipes using bagels? Excellent recipes that can be eaten before or after eating bagels? New methods of eating bagels? Assassinations performed using nothing but a bagel, a pat of butter, three leafs of baby spinach, and a gun? You'll here about it here first!
So, some underlying details which I feel the need to divulge:
National Capital: New York City
Population: Everyone
National Food: Bagel
National Doughnut: Voodoo's Plain Raised Glazed; it kind of looks like a Bagel
National Dog: Beagle
National Flower: Poppy ('cause the seeds taste good on bagels)
National Mind-Altering Substance which we do not condone, endorse, or prescribe: Vicodine
The Price of tea in China: Neither here nor there
Enjoy your stay, and your bagels.