Harry + Draco = FRIENDS FOR LIFE, DAWG! =O
Draco: You, Harry, be my friend.
Harry: Oh, okay!
Ron: What!? Harry, but what about our friendship?!
Harry: Stuff it, Ron! Draco's cooler and hangs out on the dark side of life!
Draco: That's right, dawg!
Ron: But--
Harry: Goodbye, Ron!*leaves with Draco to go be in Slytherin*
Voldemort: Looks like I don't need to kill the chosen one, no more. He's on my side. But for the hell of it, let's still kill Dumbledore, homies!
Snape: *shrugs*'Kay.
Harry: A'ight!*whips out wand and Avada Kadavra's Dumbledore so Draco doesn't have to cry*
Wow...my mind works in mysterious ways...>>