Author Topic: Queen!Garnet has doomed us all (Read 50583 times)

Chibiorochimaru · « **Reply #200 on:** August 27, 2009, 12:45:07 am »

Zidane: o-o; right kids.......I'm good with kids...totally....Did you say king n.n?
Garnet...? Garnet Wait D8!!

Mitsukai Mizu Amaya · « **Reply #201 on:** August 27, 2009, 12:47:32 am »

Noble: You must both wed pur Nobles, not a monkey!

Queen!Garnet: Um... we're already married to him, which techinically makes him king once he's coronated...

Nobles: NOT ACCEPTABLE! *chains the Garnet's up* Wait here while we find suitable husbands!

Queen!Garnet: ... what just happened? oo

Xigbar · « **Reply #202 on:** August 27, 2009, 12:50:46 am »

Cloaked!Garnet: [/crys] Think we just got screwed over by our people. [/yells] Zidane if you love us come save us!

Chibiorochimaru · « **Reply #203 on:** August 27, 2009, 12:55:16 am »

Zidane: Now lets see...was the dungeon through this door....? or that door....-goes through door number 2 and walks in on Quina in the bath- D8 -goes through other door-

Xigbar · « **Reply #204 on:** August 27, 2009, 12:56:35 am »

Cloaked!Garnet: Zidane babys would be sooo adorable [/gushes over the fact of little zidanes]

Mitsukai Mizu Amaya · « **Reply #205 on:** August 27, 2009, 12:59:59 am »

Queen!Garnet: They would <3 I mean, I love the man, and he's adorable, and that tailll *0* *cough* And with our genes combined with that~ *squeals*
(They are so nonchalant about this. xD)

Nobles: *sends the Pluto Knight After Zidane*

Steiner: Oh, you've GOT to be kidding me...

Laguna: This'll be interesting. Popcorn? *offers popcorn*

Xigbar · « **Reply #206 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:04:11 am »

Cloaked!Garnet: They'd just be the cutest things I'd ever seen. [/squeals]

(So I nearly passed out)

Chibiorochimaru · « **Reply #207 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:04:50 am »

Zidane: ....Man this is the best thats gonna get thrown at me r.r; I'm King! I should hire something better......hmmm wonder if boss would take me up on a knight position....
(O_o Why?)

Mitsukai Mizu Amaya · « **Reply #208 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:07:29 am »

(Oh god... with Ziddy king, Alexandria's going to hell in a handbasket. Baku as a knight... xD)

Steiner: I want no part in this debacle!

Noble: But we own you!

Steiner: Actually, the Queen and King do. Wait... if Zidan'e going to be King... then he'd be my boss... and... 0.0

Noble: Now you see...

Steiner: *Attacks Zidane*

Queen!Garnet: They'd all have little Terran tails too!

Xigbar · « **Reply #209 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:09:50 am »

Cloaked!Garnet: [/oblivious to comotion out side] Awwww! I'd love their tails! Each and every one of them!

(Panic Attack)

Chibiorochimaru · « **Reply #210 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:11:12 am »

Zidane: -runs into dungon slamming the door shut- hehehe oglops get em every time n.n!

Xigbar · « **Reply #211 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:13:16 am »

Cloaked!Garnet: Zidane! [/looks at older me] they'd look like him too <3

Mitsukai Mizu Amaya · « **Reply #212 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:14:08 am »

(What's wrong? What's wrong?)

Queen!Garnet: /oblvious as well] How many should we have? OH! What if we have twins?!

(The tail thing... I know of a really, really good ZiDag fanfic artist who wrong a fanfic about Garnet getting a little... too curious about Zidane's tail only to find out it's extremely sensitive and the hilarity that insued. xD)

Steiner: AH, OGLOPS! *Runs in circles like a chicken with his head up off"

Nobles: Useless! *Employs the old women from the farm in Dali; the one not afraid of oglops*

Old Woman: *Attacks xD*

Chibiorochimaru · « **Reply #213 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:16:38 am »

Zidane: ah! -gets dragged off by old lady who complains about not working hard and hooligans- nuuuuuuuu!!!
(xD I read that fic it was great)

Mitsukai Mizu Amaya · « **Reply #214 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:17:43 am »

(You've read Fur Beneath My Fingertips? xD)

Queen!Garnet: Zidane!!! *Dragged off by Nobles*

Chibiorochimaru · « **Reply #215 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:19:23 am »

(xD Yes)
Zidane: Garneeeeeeeet!

Jacob_Blackfeather · « **Reply #216 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:19:54 am »

blank stands "Shold we help?"

Xigbar · « **Reply #217 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:21:28 am »

Cloaked!Garnet: ... Queenie? Crap >> Damn Oglops... Damn Nobles. [/summons Atomos]

Atomos: [/noms the nobles]

(I'll PM you what happened, it's a long story)

Mitsukai Mizu Amaya · « **Reply #218 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:22:37 am »

Laguna: Need some help man?

Nobles: WE'VE FOUND PERFECT HUSBAND! *Force the Garnets into Wedding Dresses* GAH, ATOMOS! STEINER!

Steiner: /slays

Xigbar · « **Reply #219 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:25:35 am »

Cloaked!Garnet: Hey Steiner, is that Beatrix I here calling for you? Really? Who?[/grumbles]

Mitsukai Mizu Amaya · « **Reply #220 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:27:56 am »

Nobles: I think you'll be quite satisfied... he has great social standing and isn't that bad looking...

Seymour: Are My lady Summoners ready? >: D

Queen!Garnet: Oh Eidolons no...

Xigbar · « **Reply #221 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:29:38 am »

Cloaked!Garnet: Aw hell no. [/whispers to older self] follow my lead I have a plan [/faints]

Jacob_Blackfeather · « **Reply #222 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:30:21 am »

blank shrugged "I guess they don't" Sits back down

Mitsukai Mizu Amaya · « **Reply #223 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:32:53 am »

Queen!Garnet: [/faints]

Laguna: Didn't Yuna's crew kill him like... fifty times? Hmm... *squishes Blank and Cloud in bear hugs* Well, I've got my lovelies, so I'm a happy man! ^^

Seymour: TAKE THEM TO MY CHAMBER!

Nobles: Yes sir! *Grab the Garnets and run out*

Xigbar · « **Reply #224 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:35:07 am »

Cloaked!Garnet: [/whispers] soon as they leave we make a run for it

Chibiorochimaru · « **Reply #225 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:35:29 am »

Zidane: r.r man and I just got outta the dog house too...
Old Lady: Keep pulling weeds D<<<<<

Jacob_Blackfeather · « **Reply #226 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:35:49 am »

Kisses laguna

Mitsukai Mizu Amaya · « **Reply #227 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:37:06 am »

Queen!Garnet: [/whispers] sounds like a plan... do you think Zidane survived the old lady? I mean, no Zidane... no Ziddy-babies...

Laguna: [/happy now] ^3^ Aww, let's help 'em. *Kidnaps Zidane*

Xigbar · « **Reply #228 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:38:55 am »

Cloaked!Garnet: [/whispers] I think so, if anything he'd be pullin weeds or somethin... I want Ziddy-babies [/sad face]

Jacob_Blackfeather · « **Reply #229 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:39:29 am »

smirks and helps kidnap the blond

Chibiorochimaru · « **Reply #230 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:43:32 am »

Zidane: -shivers- I just got that " There still talking about kids" feeling r3r

Mitsukai Mizu Amaya · « **Reply #231 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:48:07 am »

Laguna: Don't you like kids? Besides... Lotsa kids means lotsa sex! : D Now let's go save some royalty! *Runs off in the wrong direction*

Nobles: /leave to get ready

Queen!Garnet: Now's our chance!

Xigbar · « **Reply #232 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:50:02 am »

Cloaked!Garnet: [/takes Queens hand and bolts outta the door to the tower] For old times sake?

Jacob_Blackfeather · « **Reply #233 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:51:15 am »

"Laguna I want your child."

Mitsukai Mizu Amaya · « **Reply #234 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:51:49 am »

Queen!Garnet: Eh, what the hey. [/jumps off the tower and lands on Zidane]

Seymour: WHY DO ALL MY WOMEN JUMP OFF OF TOWERS TO GET AWAY FROM ME?!

Laguna: *turns* You want Squall too? oO *oblivious*

Xigbar · « **Reply #235 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:53:28 am »

Cloaked!Garnet: ZIDANE! [/huggles]

Chibiorochimaru · « **Reply #236 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:55:22 am »

Zidane:ooph! -blink blink- Garnet? and...Garnet?

Jacob_Blackfeather · « **Reply #237 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:55:56 am »

"I want to bare you a child."

Xigbar · « **Reply #238 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:57:22 am »

Cloaked!Garnet: Yep! Miss us?

Mitsukai Mizu Amaya · « **Reply #239 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:57:44 am »

Queen!Garnet: She hopped over from the past, Zidane. ^^ Anyway; we want mini-Ziddy's!

Nobles: NOOOOOOOOOO!

Laguna: *absolutely obliterates the Nobles with a goofy grin* Is that even possible? We're... both guys... o.o

Jacob_Blackfeather · « **Reply #240 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:59:51 am »

"We have hojo for that." Blank shrugges.

Xigbar · « **Reply #241 on:** August 27, 2009, 02:00:21 am »

Cloaked!Garnet: [/looks at laguna] Yeah, it's possible, it's called M-preg. >> [/looks at Zidane and Queen] But we never figured out how many we'd want [/pouts]

Chibiorochimaru · « **Reply #242 on:** August 27, 2009, 02:01:53 am »

Zidane: hmmmm [plus side...get sex...bad side...be father.......=.=;;; play it cool buddy say somthing smart] 15 >D.....-head palm-

Mitsukai Mizu Amaya · « **Reply #243 on:** August 27, 2009, 02:03:32 am »

Queen!Garnet: 15... hm... I like it! What do you think, Younger self?

Laguna: Good point! *goes off to find Hojo*

Jacob_Blackfeather · « **Reply #244 on:** August 27, 2009, 02:04:03 am »

Hojo comes back with laguna. "What is it you want?"

Xigbar · « **Reply #245 on:** August 27, 2009, 02:04:42 am »

Cloaked!Garnet: 15! I like it too! [/nearly starts drooling]

Mitsukai Mizu Amaya · « **Reply #246 on:** August 27, 2009, 02:05:37 am »

Queen!Garnet: Okay, fifteen babies it is! Now... any twins? oo

Laguna: I WANNA BABEH!

Xigbar · « **Reply #247 on:** August 27, 2009, 02:06:52 am »

Cloaked!Garnet: Twins would be soo adorable [/gets stary eyed]

Mitsukai Mizu Amaya · « **Reply #248 on:** August 27, 2009, 02:07:59 am »

Queen!Garnet: three sets of twins, one triplets, and six singles! Sound good? ^^

Jacob_Blackfeather · « **Reply #249 on:** August 27, 2009, 02:08:31 am »

Hojo pulled out a needle and stabbed blank with it. "There now he's pregnant."

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Author Topic: Queen!Garnet has doomed us all (Read 50583 times)