Our "wonderful" student government announcing the winners of our school's popularity contest prom court...
No, Mustash you use that sarcasm for the student government elections, not the prom court!
The homecoming and prom courts are literally popularity contests, they're up front with it so you can't use the strike out. You save that for elections where there's a flimsy premise for who you are voting for.
Edit: Not To Touch The Earth - The Doors (man they're messed up)