Kumoricon Quotes '09

[Negima]

Just because this seems to be a tradition for me.....

Post any funny/strange/random quotes that you remember saying or hearing at the convention
(I'm well aware of the complaints and things hotel staff have said to con-goers but let's leave those out and have fun with this topic)

[Mitsukai Mizu Amaya]

Two of my pick-up lines as Wedding Yuna at the randomness panel:
"Will you be my Guardian? *insert adorable pose here*"
"I have a huge airship; wanna ride?"

From the epic game of freeze in the hallway:
"This is number 32; I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!" *refering to Garnet having Zidane's thirty-second kid. xD*

Pretty much everything from chess; especially the chess masters. Can't remember anything exactly.

[reppy]

I was talking to a guy outside that was crossplaying as a character from Princess Princess.  He explained to me how his character is a guy who is dressed up like a girl.  

Me: "So REALLY, you're technically not crossplaying because the character is a guy that just happens to be dressed like a girl."

Him: "Exactly."

Me: "It's kind of like 'it's only gay if you make eye contact.'"

Him: "Uhh, haha yeah."

Me: "That's what I was always told, anyways."

Him: "......"

Me: "I've said too much. Goodbye!"


I'm walking down the sidewalk in my Chi cosplay and a homeless guy comes up to me:

Him: "Are you a guy or a girl?"

Me: "I'm a guy."

Him (to his female friend): "See, I told you."

[The_Panda]

Two of my pick-up lines as Wedding Yuna at the randomness panel:
"Will you be my Guardian? *insert adorable pose here*"
"I have a huge airship; wanna ride?"

From the epic game of freeze in the hallway:
"This is number 32; I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!" *refering to Garnet having Zidane's thirty-second kid. xD*

Pretty much everything from chess; especially the chess masters. Can't remember anything exactly.

And remember, Yuna, "The bigger the Airship, the smaller the button."

[LtCommanderRichie]

"Jesus Christ Demyx!"

Nothing like the reaction on people's faces when we all find out that someone in the group just bought roughly $20 in M&Ms. That's almost two pounds, by the way. And they match my sitar's colors.

[Mr Silmero]

My line to a few people at door guarding events

"Screw the rules, I have a press badge!" (Luckily by that time in the con the Yojimbo knew me well enough)

"our con chair is a Beaushonen" Once everyone kept saying how soft his hair is I had to make up a word to describe it

"Beau knows"

"Who drew THIS!?" ~ Jesus holding up a picture at the yaoi panel after we drew some...things and threw it into the gong panel next door where he was at

[CloudStrife32]

These were two of my favorites.

During the forum meet-up;
Me: CloudStrife32.
Several People: I know you!

And then on the way down from Soundy's room, in the elevator;
Demony: Psst! Is that the Graham?*Points at girl in front of her*
Me: *Shrugs shoulders*
Megan: Yeah! That is the Graham, Hailey!*Says it loud enough for the Graham to hear*
Demony: Are you sure it's the Graham?
Megan: Yeah, I'm sure it's the Graham!
Graham: *Turns around and throws arms up* Heeey! Yeah, I'm the Graham!
Three of us: Heeeey! =D

[Mitsukai Mizu Amaya]

xD Another one from the random panel

*Cid is killed*
People: Phoenix Down!
*I run over with a stray Yuna feather and heal him. He jumps up and grabs the feather*
Cid: "I'm gonna take this!"
Me: "Get back here Cid!"
*chase*

I burst out laughing after that. MAN, was that room COLD in that cosplay.

[AllyKat]

My line to a few people at door guarding events

"Screw the rules, I have a press badge!" (Luckily by that time in the con the Yojimbo knew me well enough)

"our con chair is a Beaushonen" Once everyone kept saying how soft his hair is I had to make up a word to describe it

"Beau knows"

"Who drew THIS!?" ~ Jesus holding up a picture at the yaoi panel after we drew some...things and threw it into the gong panel next door where he was at

HA! That was my friends drawing! her line later;

"I managed to piss off the Pope AND Jesus at this convention!"

Bar-none the best way to start of my Convention-going career with awesome times like that!

[DooFeRthePanda]

i met a guy named alex and what he told me was funny because he was chinese and he said something that was kinda true
alex: "always appreciate a chinese man since he was the one who made your toys" lol

[DemonSpawn]

I'm walking down the sidewalk in my Chi cosplay and a homeless guy comes up to me:

Him: "Are you a guy or a girl?"

Me: "I'm a guy."

Him (to his female friend): "See, I told you."

Oh my gosh were you the Chi in the pink dress?
I saw you a lot!

[DemonSpawn]

These were two of my favorites.

During the forum meet-up;
Me: CloudStrife32.
Several People: I know you!

And then on the way down from Soundy's room, in the elevator;
Demony: Psst! Is that the Graham?*Points at girl in front of her*
Me: *Shrugs shoulders*
Megan: Yeah! That is the Graham, Hailey!*Says it loud enough for the Graham to hear*
Demony: Are you sure it's the Graham?
Megan: Yeah, I'm sure it's the Graham!
Graham: *Turns around and throws arms up* Heeey! Yeah, I'm the Graham!
Three of us: Heeeey! =D

*double post*

You guys made fun of me like all day. D:

[nikkiolie]

my favorite "You do not want to know where that carrot has been" >_>

[fleur_fraise]

On Monday I was an engineer, and people kept asking me if I was Bob the Builder, so I decided to say yes to them. My favorite instance of this happened not long before I had to leave.
Person: Are you Bob the Builder?
Me: Yeah.
Person: Yeahhh! Can we build it?
Me: No.

Also boogiepop's boyfriend telling the people saying "I lost the game" to get a job.

[Winfred]

my favorite "You do not want to know where that carrot has been" >_>

DDD: what does that even MEAN.
why did I give that dude the carrot WHAT DID HE DOOOO

[Tygati]

I'm walking down the sidewalk in my Chi cosplay and a homeless guy comes up to me:

Him: "Are you a guy or a girl?"

Me: "I'm a guy."

Him (to his female friend): "See, I told you."

You! You were awesome on so many levels! <3

my favorite "You do not want to know where that carrot has been" >_>

*SNICKER* Oh man, I was standing nearby for part of that conversation. Kuja was hysterical, with or without the carrot.

[reppy]

I'm walking down the sidewalk in my Chi cosplay and a homeless guy comes up to me:

Him: "Are you a guy or a girl?"

Me: "I'm a guy."

Him (to his female friend): "See, I told you."

Oh my gosh were you the Chi in the pink dress?
I saw you a lot!

Yes, yes I was ^_^

You! You were awesome on so many levels! <3

Aw thanks! ^_^

[Shingami_lover]

I heard this a little to much... "I lost the GAME!"

But our poor poor Sasuke... random person: "Hello and how may I help u ladies"

random person: "Sakura, Sasuke KISS for us!" 
Naru "...."
Saku: " Sorry Sasu and Naru are together."
Naru: "*sighs*"
random person: "Oh sad, then do Yaoi!"
SasuNaru: go at it

[reppy]

Oh, down in the lobby one night...

Person: MARCO!

Crowd (a few people at first): POLO!

Person: MARCO!

Crowd (even more people know): POLO!

Person: MARCO!

Crowd (almost the entire downstairs lobby): POLO!

Person: MARCO!

Some random person screaming at the top of his lungs: YOU ALL JUST LOST THE GAME!

[ThiefKingsHier]

 Me: (to the Jesus cosplayer) Jesus Christ! You smoke?!
 Jesus: Nah, only when Im intoxicated.


 I was caught by one of my drama-holic friends-

" You wouldnt BELIEVE the con-drama this morning!"
" No I wouldnt. " *walks away*

This was apparently hilarious.

[IrukaSensei]

At the Random Panel.

Looking for the next person to do the Boys versus girl game, thing.

Me: *Standing in the corner near Yuna waving her hand as hard as she can*
Couple of peopole: Let the Turk do it!
Me: *still stands, ends up getting the box of pocky and runs out*
Panel: *does whatever it's doing for like fourty-five seconds*
Me: *Runs back in with the DvD* Got it!
Everyone: O.o

Because Female Martial Arts is just so awesome like that!

To quote my companion Reno, from the Random Panel of doom.

"Is that Mako in your eyes, or are you just happy to see me?"

[xcthulhux]

in the anime that scarred me for life panel, my friend mark was the one who talked about berserk, and his mom, and i just thought that it deserved a place in this thread

[leonmasteries]

for me, it was the stuff said at the Slightly Anime Dating Game, I just kept laughing through that, one example was the "Explain why I should choose you and tell me something bad about the person to your right." and you look up at the contestants, and you have Jesus up there, the person sitting on Jesus' left, the look on his face was just priceless... Another one was "My magic wand might be stiff, but it's Detachable." I never thought I would have herd that from Jack Skelington.

[IrukaSensei]

Wait, Jack said WHAT^?!?! O>O

[leonmasteries]

Wait, Jack said WHAT^?!?! O>O

yes, the question was "What would you do with your magic wand?" and that's what he said, but the entire show was just hilarious... I hope it was fully video taped and then put up on youtube so others can see it.

[Dubaby]

Another one was "My magic wand might be stiff, but it's Detachable." I never thought I would have herd that from Jack Skelington.

haha... my friends were quoting that on the way home XD

[DemonSpawn]

Us all sleepy in the lobby on Monday:

Me: Mmmm knee. (I was sitting on the floor with my head on Cloudy's knee.)
Megan: What's with you and knees?
Me: Knees are comfy and Cloudy has the perfect knee!
Megan: (She put her head on Bre's knee) You're right, knees are comfy! But Bre's knee's way better.
Me: Nuh uh!
And we argued about this for like 20 minutes.

[leonmasteries]

Another one was "My magic wand might be stiff, but it's Detachable." I never thought I would have herd that from Jack Skelington.

haha... my friends were quoting that on the way home XD

ya, that event alone made my time at Kumoricon awesome, even tho there was a bit I did enjoy, that was the best, and I'm glad I waited for about 50 minutes, because just looking at the facial expressions on the host's face was priceless.

[Himura Kenshin]

In the Karaoke room on sunday morning someone told me that Raichu was a representation of a demon that lives in people's belly buttons.

[IrukaSensei]

Random Panel stuff:

Cid: I'm already in enough trouble, I'm stealing from Shin-Ra!
Me and Reno: *heads snap to look at each other, then snap forward. Stalk towards the stage*
Cid: *notices us* Oh... *bolts for it*
Me and Reno: *get across the stage, I get passed the big guy, cause I am tiny like that. Jump down and chase after Cid...*
Me and Reno: *Bring him back in, then hilarity ensues as he tries to gain freedom. THen someone gives me and Reno five bucks, and we let Cid go.*

I love the age guessing game. I figured it out in one shot, it was pretty epic. The shock on the girls faces.

[Teddy_Bearxx]

Dude, I was walking around in my new kingdom hearts shirt at 1 in the morning looking for something I couldnt remember, I go into the lost and found and one of the staff looks at me...

Staff: Um... Uh, what.... are you, looking for *looking at my legs*
Me: My ________.
Staff 2: It hasnt been turned in yet. *knows I have pants on*
Staff: Are you wearing anything under that?
Me: No... *sarcasum*
Staff: and your..
Me:15
Staff: Go get your pants on!!!
Me: *lifts my shirt showing my shorts*
Staff: ........




and when I was outside I was still in my pjs and someone came up to me..

Boy: Where are your pants?
Me: Kassanoda took them.
Boy: KASSANODA!! *books it looking for her*
ME: Kassanoda-senpai (I was Haruhi in the tea party)
Him: Oh, hey.
Me: Where did you take my pants this time.
Boy: *glomps* give her bakc her pants!!!

I couldnt stop laughing.

and then someone freaked on me becasue mini man commented a red kimono i was in.
and freaked even more when I kissed Mini-mans cheek.. Later I accually did kiss Mini man and the dude saw and was like... "Mini-man kissed you!!"

This dude dosent understand awesome friendship..
xD

Mini-man also said "Mmm.. Scrumptious" xD

[leonmasteries]

Random Panel stuff:

Cid: I'm already in enough trouble, I'm stealing from Shin-Ra!
Me and Reno: *heads snap to look at each other, then snap forward. Stalk towards the stage*
Cid: *notices us* Oh... *bolts for it*
Me and Reno: *get across the stage, I get passed the big guy, cause I am tiny like that. Jump down and chase after Cid...*
Me and Reno: *Bring him back in, then hilarity ensues as he tries to gain freedom. THen someone gives me and Reno five bucks, and we let Cid go.*

I love the age guessing game. I figured it out in one shot, it was pretty epic. The shock on the girls faces.

I remember that, that was just awesome... Than my friend went and hid the the spear while you guys were out of the room. But ya, that was funny

[Teddy_Bearxx]

xD Another one from the random panel

*Cid is killed*
People: Phoenix Down!
*I run over with a stray Yuna feather and heal him. He jumps up and grabs the feather*
Cid: "I'm gonna take this!"
Me: "Get back here Cid!"
*chase*

I burst out laughing after that. MAN, was that room COLD in that cosplay.

Dude, someone I was hanging with shoved a soft mini thing up my shirt and said I was pregnate...
then some turned to me becsue he knew it was fake (after everyone asked how old I was and when I said 15 they freaked) he turned put his hand in a fist and he stopped his hand and shouted "Falcons Baby!"

xD

[IrukaSensei]

Leon:
Me and reno did a lot of things at that Panel, that just made hilarity ensue. XD

[leonmasteries]

ya, I really enjoyed that panel a lot... I think the thing that made it all great, besides the FF refrences and skits, was the bigger or better, where that one guy first brought back a traffic cone, than a cane.

[IrukaSensei]

Leon:
It kinda pissed me off on how the crowd booed the guy that took the cone away. We coulda got in big trouble for that. I even yelled at the crowd to stop booing him.

[leonmasteries]

iruka:
what I found interesting was when everyone cheered, I know it was supposed to be thanking him, but to me, it's like they were cheering for booing him... I was another person that told others to be quiet, because like you said, it could have ended up bad... But ya, they should of all yelled sorry instead of cheered... By the way, I was the one who did rock paper scissors against the ninja. But I did enjoy that panel a lot and was surprised at how many people showed up, especially seeing as how the last one I was at was in 06 (the first one) this panel really went far, and I see it as eventually taking up more than just the one live room.

[Teddy_Bearxx]

You did rock paper sissors agains the Panty Ninja?

I felt so bad for Pie-man.
He looked like he was going to cry xD

[leonmasteries]

You did rock paper sissors agains the Panty Ninja?

I felt so bad for Pie-man.
He looked like he was going to cry xD

Pie-man? sorry, I need to see a pic so as to see who that was... But ya, that ninja was good at RPS, it took like 5 rounds before he finally got the first one, than another few rounds before he got the second.

[IrukaSensei]

The Rock Paper scissors was awesome. But once again me and Reno made more hilarity ensue, and I got the pope on my side XXD *giggles like a fiend* >3

[leonmasteries]

The Rock Paper scissors was awesome. But once again me and Reno made more hilarity ensue, and I got the pope on my side XXD *giggles like a fiend* >3

lol ya, that was true... I'm glad you guy's showed up... But the panelist were correct about attracting turks to the panel. The first Random Panel actually had turks with a sign up sheet, getting people to apply for being a turk.

[IrukaSensei]

Well, expect me there again next year. Heck, wish I could be a panelist XD lulz.

[Teddy_Bearxx]

I ment at the oppening ceramonie.
xD

[leonmasteries]

I ment at the oppening ceramonie.
xD

ah, that makes sense why I don't know that person, because I sadly wasn't able to attend the opening...

[leonmasteries]

Well, expect me there again next year. Heck, wish I could be a panelist XD lulz.

nice, can't wait to see you next year, I will probably be doing a FF cosplay as well, because I would actually like to have more people take pics of me.

[IrukaSensei]

I play obscure enough characters that most people only take pics of me if I am with more known characters. *smiles weakly*

[Teddy_Bearxx]

I'm walking down the sidewalk in my Chi cosplay and a homeless guy comes up to me:

Him: "Are you a guy or a girl?"

Me: "I'm a guy."

Him (to his female friend): "See, I told you."

Oh my gosh were you the Chi in the pink dress?
I saw you a lot!

Demony I miss you and everyone else already.
I missed you all as soon as I got in the truck.

[hanawaya]

(Someone holds up a a pink Haro) "What is this and why does it vibrate?"
(Me) "Ah... Wa.... I...." Walk away

[The_Panda]

Random Panel stuff:

Cid: I'm already in enough trouble, I'm stealing from Shin-Ra!
Me and Reno: *heads snap to look at each other, then snap forward. Stalk towards the stage*
Cid: *notices us* Oh... *bolts for it*
Me and Reno: *get across the stage, I get passed the big guy, cause I am tiny like that. Jump down and chase after Cid...*
Me and Reno: *Bring him back in, then hilarity ensues as he tries to gain freedom. THen someone gives me and Reno five bucks, and we let Cid go.*

I love the age guessing game. I figured it out in one shot, it was pretty epic. The shock on the girls faces.

I was the one who gave you guys 5 bucks. Best spent 5 bucks ever.

[leonmasteries]

I play obscure enough characters that most people only take pics of me if I am with more known characters. *smiles weakly*

ya, but I am surprised a few people did know me, and yet was surprised so many didn't, if that makes sense in some way... Probably because I keep hearing people ask online what that is, but do to the fact the character was in Shonen Jump for a while, maybe that's why.