Me dressed as Rufus Shinra, a Random cosplayer, and Reno.
Random Cosplayer: Can I bum a cig off you?
Me: What are you willing to do for it?
Random Cosplayer: Anything.
Me: Anything? -evil smile- Are you sure you would do anything?
Random Cosplayer: -takes a step back looking a little uneasy- On second thought-
Me: -cuts off with a wink and a finger to my lips and inches closer with hand stretched inches from their face- Come now. You said anything didn't you? -puts a seductive look on my face-
Random Cosplayer: -jumps back with a little blush and a squeak and runs for the hills-
Me: -chuckles and shakes head- Man, I love scaring off the poor.
Reno: Boss man?
Me: -turns to look at Reno with a quirked eyebrow- Yes?
Reno: Your a ass.
Me: And you just realized this?
Reno: No, I just thought I would point out the obvious like usual. -noms on muffin-
Me: -looks at the muffin and looks at Reno, then snatches the muffin away-
Reno: Hey, that's my muffin! -reaches out to snatch it back-
Me: -holds the muffin away from him- Your muffin? I think you forget something, Reno. Your my peon. What's yours is mine. Plus, If you really wanted it, you wouldn't have let me snatch it away in the first place. -takes a nibble-
Reno: -pouts and wibbles- My muffin... And I'm not a peon!
Me: -bursts into laughter well swallowing the bite of muffin and starts to choke-
Reno: Boss! -starts slapping me on the back to try and get the muffin down-
Me: -finally gets the food down and says between coughs- Here. I don't want your murderous muffin anymore.
Reno: -takes the muffin and smiles- Yay! I got my muffin back! -skips away-
Me: -takes in a couple of deep breaths- Gosh, I lived through a explosion and a muffin almost takes me out... -realizes that I let the muffin get away with it- Hey! Bring me back that muffin! The muffin must DIE!! -chases after the Reno to get the muffin-
And you know, I never did get my hands on that muffin. He had eaten it by the time I finally caught him. -pouts-