Kumoricon Quotes '09

[IrukaSensei]

XD LOL some knew me, but I got ccalled Elena often *eyebrow twitch*

Panda - I know, that fed me and Reno. Thank you so much, I have Hypoglycemia, and that got me something to keep me from passing out. XD

[ZombieFace]

"You can't Stand here."

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-!"

Can you quote pure RAAAAAAAAAAAGE!?

[Teuvan]

*Playing poker with a couple people Friday night in my room, I receive a text from a female friend...*

Her: So she's in your room?
Me: Yes
Her: Good job
Me (Almost immediately after her last text): And so is a guy named Doug
Her: Not good job

[~boogiepop~]

After someone gives me a drink of water.

Me: Thanks for the water dude.
Him: No problem. *Points at my boobs* By the way those are very lovely.

lolwat?

Also since it's so terrible. This was when Zombieface was doing a shoot with my boyfriend and I for our Black Mage/White Mage.

ZF: So cross your staffs together and look at each other.
Me: *Looking at my boyfriend* Hey Kyle, we're staff crossed lovers...hur hur.
Kyle: I hate you.

[CloudStrife32]

Also since it's so terrible. This was when Zombieface was doing a shoot with my boyfriend and I for our Black Mage/White Mage.

ZF: So cross your staffs together and look at each other.
Me: *Looking at my boyfriend* Hey Kyle, we're staff crossed lovers...hur hur.
Kyle: I hate you.

I recall walking passed you guys and hearing that. It made me laugh. xD

[~boogiepop~]

We were actually in a place with no people the first time we said it but I'm pretty sure I mentioned it other times throughout the day. I like to drop the ridiculous puns a lot.

Also heard within my group throughout the whole weekend.

Person one: Hey, see *insert description here*.
Person two: Yeah...
Person one: Your team.
Person two: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

[Teddy_Bearxx]

Haha.
I found you when you were Victoribell.
Your boobs were soft
xDDDDDD

[ZombieFace]

After someone gives me a drink of water.

Me: Thanks for the water dude.
Him: No problem. *Points at my boobs* By the way those are very lovely.

lolwat?

Also since it's so terrible. This was when Zombieface was doing a shoot with my boyfriend and I for our Black Mage/White Mage.

ZF: So cross your staffs together and look at each other.
Me: *Looking at my boyfriend* Hey Kyle, we're staff crossed lovers...hur hur.
Kyle: I hate you.

lol. I saw you 2 whisper something.. now it makes sense.  lol

also. why for you keep all the creepers to yourself? greedy greedy greedy.

[~boogiepop~]

Haha.
I found you when you were Victoribell.
Your boobs were soft
xDDDDDD

Hahahahahaha. I'm glad you enjoyed them?

After someone gives me a drink of water.

Me: Thanks for the water dude.
Him: No problem. *Points at my boobs* By the way those are very lovely.

lolwat?

Also since it's so terrible. This was when Zombieface was doing a shoot with my boyfriend and I for our Black Mage/White Mage.

ZF: So cross your staffs together and look at each other.
Me: *Looking at my boyfriend* Hey Kyle, we're staff crossed lovers...hur hur.
Kyle: I hate you.

lol. I saw you 2 whisper something.. now it makes sense.  lol

also. why for you keep all the creepers to yourself? greedy greedy greedy.

I reel them in so I can scalp them to add to the collection in my closet.

[Teddy_Bearxx]

Haha.
xD

Oh yes I enjoyed your boobs as much as my Naruto enjoyed thinking I was pantless for 5 hours.
xD

[Namazzi]

"Who drew THIS!?" ~ Jesus holding up a picture at the yaoi panel after we drew some...things and threw it into the gong panel next door where he was at

LOL! The best line I heard all of con.  That was fun. =3

[legoman60]

DancingTofu: You know, that is technically a crossplay (points to a girl dressed as Bridget)

Me: Yep, and if it wasn't it would scare me... a lot

[nikkiolie]

my favorite "You do not want to know where that carrot has been" >_>

DDD: what does that even MEAN.
why did I give that dude the carrot WHAT DID HE DOOOO

well we decided that Kuja is not....well equipped. That was a very entertaining night. I love hanging out with Yatta Cloud XD

Oh another good one from our group "WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!!"

[Kimiski]

"Thats why you need bigger boobs and a sluttier outfit!"
Random cosplay conversation during full elevator openage.

[Kimiski]

My line to a few people at door guarding events

"Screw the rules, I have a press badge!" (Luckily by that time in the con the Yojimbo knew me well enough)

"our con chair is a Beaushonen" Once everyone kept saying how soft his hair is I had to make up a word to describe it

"Beau knows"

"Who drew THIS!?" ~ Jesus holding up a picture at the yaoi panel after we drew some...things and threw it into the gong panel next door where he was at

Ahh! I caught the end of that at the yaoi pannel! LOL
So THATS what the picture thing was all about, lol.

[Teddy_Bearxx]

DancingTofu: You know, that is technically a crossplay (points to a girl dressed as Bridget)

Me: Yep, and if it wasn't it would scare me... a lot

What is Dancing Tofus real name?
I might have meet him.

[AllyKat]

@anyone talking about Random Panel

I don't know about anyone else, but I cheered and applauded the poor Chair-person man both times,
when he took the cone away and when he came back. He could have been seriously crucified... not all
Hotel's understand the don't-kill-the-messenger rule...

Also... You Shin-ra people roxs socks... I wish i had chosen a character that more people would have
recognized/had more interaction with... but I love Heather from Silent Hill 3 too much to abandon that
cosplay...

My fav quote of that panel:

"I'm sorry your boyfriend was sucked into my wind tunnel, want to bear my children?"

Yes Miroku, yes i will.

~Allykat

[Himura Kenshin]

I was adjusting my sword in the hallway, and from behind me I heard,
"WOAH! Watch where you point that thing!"
There was a shinigami captain standing there, apparently the end of my sword had risen when I was fixing it on my belt and almost got him right in the crotch.

[~boogiepop~]

@Teddy- It's Charles.

[Teddy_Bearxx]

Ah. The staff I'm thinking of is Austin.

[Man of the Public]

Random Free Hug Girl: Hug?
Professor Layton: Only if you can answer my riddle.
RFHG: Okay.
Layton: There are 12 crows on a fence, if you shoot one how many are left?
RFHG: One.
Layton: Wrong. There are none, the crows fly away when you shoot the gun.

[reppy]

Random Free Hug Girl: Hug?
Professor Layton: Only if you can answer my riddle.
RFHG: Okay.
Layton: There are 12 crows on a fence, if you shoot one how many are left?
RFHG: One.
Layton: Wrong. There are none, the crows fly away when you shoot the gun.

But what happens to the one you shot? Does it fly away, too? 

[@random]

"Who drew THIS!?" ~ Jesus holding up a picture at the yaoi panel after we drew some...things and threw it into the gong panel next door where he was at

From that gong panel, the Pope:

"Does anyone want to try to beat the disabled children?"

[BlackjackGabbiani]

Random Guy (after I told him who I was dressed as): Oh yeah, so you picked a character you look nothing like?
Me (mad, thinking it was a fat reference): What are you TALKING about?
Random Guy: Hayley's blonde.


*points to sig* No she's not.

[The_Panda]

XD LOL some knew me, but I got ccalled Elena often *eyebrow twitch*

Panda - I know, that fed me and Reno. Thank you so much, I have Hypoglycemia, and that got me something to keep me from passing out. XD

You're welcome. Glad I could help.I might've paid you guys more, but I was running low on cash at the moment.

[Man of the Public]

Random Free Hug Girl: Hug?
Professor Layton: Only if you can answer my riddle.
RFHG: Okay.
Layton: There are 12 crows on a fence, if you shoot one how many are left?
RFHG: One.
Layton: Wrong. There are none, the crows fly away when you shoot the gun.

But what happens to the one you shot? Does it fly away, too?  

It either flies or dies depending on how fat it is.
Here's one from my bro and Big Chris

BC: Hey Lupin you haven't stolen anything yet!
Bro: Nothing.
Besides your WOMAN!
BC: WHAT!

[oslapedo]

Oh, down in the lobby one night...

Person: MARCO!

Crowd (a few people at first): POLO!

Person: MARCO!

Crowd (even more people know): POLO!

Person: MARCO!

Crowd (almost the entire downstairs lobby): POLO!

Person: MARCO!

Some random person screaming at the top of his lungs: YOU ALL JUST LOST THE GAME!

If this didn't happen every five seconds maybe I wouldn't resent it so.

[fleur_fraise]

Random Free Hug Girl: Hug?
Professor Layton: Only if you can answer my riddle.
RFHG: Okay.
Layton: There are 12 crows on a fence, if you shoot one how many are left?
RFHG: One.
Layton: Wrong. There are none, the crows fly away when you shoot the gun.

That was so awesome. I also liked Soldier Megan's version.

RFHG: Free hugs!
Megan: (as Soldier from TF2) I DON'T HUG MAGGOTS.

Person one: Hey, see *insert description here*.
Person two: Yeah...
Person one: Your team.
Person two: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Lol two people in particular, amirite?

[nikkiolie]

Random Free Hug Girl: Hug?
Professor Layton: Only if you can answer my riddle.
RFHG: Okay.
Layton: There are 12 crows on a fence, if you shoot one how many are left?
RFHG: One.
Layton: Wrong. There are none, the crows fly away when you shoot the gun.

That was so awesome. I also liked Soldier Megan's version.

RFHG: Free hugs!
Megan: (as Soldier from TF2) I DON'T HUG MAGGOTS.

Person one: Hey, see *insert description here*.
Person two: Yeah...
Person one: Your team.
Person two: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Lol two people in particular, amirite?

OMG the your team one happened with my group on a regular basis >_>;;; We are all horrible people XD

[Monkeydog]

ya, I really enjoyed that panel a lot... I think the thing that made it all great, besides the FF refrences and skits, was the bigger or better, where that one guy first brought back a traffic cone, than a cane.

hehehheheh.

That is one of my friends. I'm pretty sure it was perfectly legitimate...but knowing him...hmm. He also ended up winning Press Your Luck later in the day.

[Auricle]

So Sk_Chan (as Germany) and I (as Italy) walk into the randomness of the internet panel and sit down to watch the lulz. One of the videos was getting pregressively more disturbing and Sk ended up putting her hand over my eyes. The quote is in my signature. XD

[Mitsukai Mizu Amaya]

Random Free Hug Girl: Hug?
Professor Layton: Only if you can answer my riddle.
RFHG: Okay.
Layton: There are 12 crows on a fence, if you shoot one how many are left?
RFHG: One.
Layton: Wrong. There are none, the crows fly away when you shoot the gun.

That was so awesome. I also liked Soldier Megan's version.

RFHG: Free hugs!
Megan: (as Soldier from TF2) I DON'T HUG MAGGOTS.

Person one: Hey, see *insert description here*.
Person two: Yeah...
Person one: Your team.
Person two: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Lol two people in particular, amirite?

OMG the your team one happened with my group on a regular basis >_>;;; We are all horrible people XD

I remember the two of you doing that at the square on pre-reg day. xD

[Trumby]

Dude, I was walking around in my new kingdom hearts shirt at 1 in the morning looking for something I couldnt remember, I go into the lost and found and one of the staff looks at me...

Staff: Um... Uh, what.... are you, looking for *looking at my legs*
Me: My ________.
Staff 2: It hasnt been turned in yet. *knows I have pants on*
Staff: Are you wearing anything under that?
Me: No... *sarcasum*
Staff: and your..
Me:15
Staff: Go get your pants on!!!
Me: *lifts my shirt showing my shorts*
Staff: ........

lolol, I was totally in there for that one. That was pretty hilarious

Person one: Hey, see *insert description here*.
Person two: Yeah...
Person one: Your team.
Person two: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

I feel so bad for Josh..

There were a lot of hilarious "That's what she said" moments in the yoji office, but that's probably because of lack of sleep more than anything else.

I know I made someone almost joke on what he was drinking but I can't remember what I said now <.<

[BuddyChrist]

Me: (to the Jesus cosplayer) Jesus Christ! You smoke?!
 Jesus: Nah, only when Im intoxicated.

XDDDDDD

[Squall]

"Who drew THIS!?" ~ Jesus holding up a picture at the yaoi panel after we drew some...things and threw it into the gong panel next door where he was at

From that gong panel, the Pope:

"Does anyone want to try to beat the disabled children?"

Oh dear god there are so many hilarious quotes from the Gong Show panel (that was me that was running it btw lol)... Too bad we can't post most of them on here due to content. LOL

[reppy]

Oh, down in the lobby one night...

Person: MARCO!

Crowd (a few people at first): POLO!

Person: MARCO!

Crowd (even more people know): POLO!

Person: MARCO!

Crowd (almost the entire downstairs lobby): POLO!

Person: MARCO!

Some random person screaming at the top of his lungs: YOU ALL JUST LOST THE GAME!

If this didn't happen every five seconds maybe I wouldn't resent it so.

Really?  I only saw it happen once.  I saw a lot of people complaining about it on the forums (the Marco Polo and "the game" stuff), but I hardly ever noticed it. I guess I was just always in the right place or something. ^_^;  I understand hearing "You just lost the game" 100 times is annoying, but I would maybe hear it once every couple of hours.

[Squall]

Oh, down in the lobby one night...

Person: MARCO!

Crowd (a few people at first): POLO!

Person: MARCO!

Crowd (even more people know): POLO!

Person: MARCO!

Crowd (almost the entire downstairs lobby): POLO!

Person: MARCO!

Some random person screaming at the top of his lungs: YOU ALL JUST LOST THE GAME!

If this didn't happen every five seconds maybe I wouldn't resent it so.

Really?  I only saw it happen once.  I saw a lot of people complaining about it on the forums (the Marco Polo and "the game" stuff), but I hardly ever noticed it. I guess I was just always in the right place or something. ^_^;  I understand hearing "You just lost the game" 100 times is annoying, but I would maybe hear it once every couple of hours.

I heard it every 10-15 minutes while in the open hotel convention areas.  "the game" honestly stopped being funny a long time ago...just like Rick Rolling (as well as Marco Polo).  The sad thing is some people just can't let go of an old joke, or don't know it's an old joke and keep using it long after its expiration date...or use it simply because others are doing it.

[Kadaj]

Me dressed as Rufus Shinra, a Random cosplayer, and Reno.

Random Cosplayer: Can I bum a cig off you?
Me: What are you willing to do for it?
Random Cosplayer: Anything.
Me: Anything? -evil smile- Are you sure you would do anything?
Random Cosplayer: -takes a step back looking a little uneasy- On second thought-
Me: -cuts off with a wink and a finger to my lips and inches closer with hand stretched inches from their face- Come now. You said anything didn't you? -puts a seductive look on my face-
Random Cosplayer: -jumps back with a little blush and a squeak and runs for the hills-
Me: -chuckles and shakes head- Man, I love scaring off the poor.
Reno: Boss man?
Me: -turns to look at Reno with a quirked eyebrow- Yes?
Reno: Your a ass.
Me: And you just realized this?
Reno: No, I just thought I would point out the obvious like usual. -noms on muffin-
Me: -looks at the muffin and looks at Reno, then snatches the muffin away-
Reno: Hey, that's my muffin! -reaches out to snatch it back-
Me: -holds the muffin away from him- Your muffin? I think you forget something, Reno. Your my peon. What's yours is mine. Plus, If you really wanted it, you wouldn't have let me snatch it away in the first place. -takes a nibble-
Reno: -pouts and wibbles- My muffin... And I'm not a peon!
Me: -bursts into laughter well swallowing the bite of muffin and starts to choke-
Reno: Boss! -starts slapping me on the back to try and get the muffin down-
Me: -finally gets the food down and says between coughs- Here. I don't want your murderous muffin anymore.
Reno: -takes the muffin and smiles- Yay! I got my muffin back! -skips away-
Me: -takes in a couple of deep breaths- Gosh, I lived through a explosion and a muffin almost takes me out... -realizes that I let the muffin get away with it- Hey! Bring me back that muffin! The muffin must DIE!! -chases after the Reno to get the muffin-

And you know, I never did get my hands on that muffin. He had eaten it by the time I finally caught him. -pouts-

[Meganekko]

Hahah, "Beau Knows."

Also great, "Cloud ran out of emo."

[Bresslol]

"Who drew THIS!?" ~ Jesus holding up a picture at the yaoi panel after we drew some...things and threw it into the gong panel next door where he was at

From that gong panel, the Pope:

"Does anyone want to try to beat the disabled children?"

Oh dear god there are so many hilarious quotes from the Gong Show panel (that was me that was running it btw lol)... Too bad we can't post most of them on here due to content. LOL

Match game:
The ninja was apprehended in the castle when they caught him _____ing.
Contestant: Farting.
Zach and Snow White: FRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
(I forget who): Dear god, what does Snow White fart? Woodland creatures? Birds?
Dr. House: Why do birds suddenly appear....
(room loses it for a minute or two)
Dr. House: Every time, you go FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT


That was easily one of the best laughs I had all weekend.

[@random]

"Who drew THIS!?" ~ Jesus holding up a picture at the yaoi panel after we drew some...things and threw it into the gong panel next door where he was at

From that gong panel, the Pope:

"Does anyone want to try to beat the disabled children?"

Oh dear god there are so many hilarious quotes from the Gong Show panel (that was me that was running it btw lol)... Too bad we can't post most of them on here due to content. LOL

Yeah... it kinda takes away the funniness when you have to reduce it to

Squall: Does anyone want to try to beat the *beep beep* Jesus team?
Jesus: Now, was that the *beep beep* Jesus team, or the *beep* Jesus team? Because if it's the *beep* Jesus team, I'm totally down with that.

[RoscoeTEHclam]

phrases I heard most:
"where is it supposed to be?"
"what's going on here"
"SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

[NekoAkiko]

I think my favorite quote was this -->

Sora: KAIRI! I've found you at last!
Me: I'm sorry, I already have my Sora *Holds up Shadow Plushie*
Sora: D: Awwww

[Chibiorochimaru]

Hmmm I think my fav had to be
Rikku: [to Garnet] This is why we can't have nice things D< -points at gunblade-

[Meganekko]

Beau on his near arrest several years ago, " The first thing the cop asks, 'Are you drunk?!' 'No sir, we were.... bored.'"

[Mr Silmero]

Love that

"You guys have a DOG!?" "Yeah hes probably chewing on your friend right now"


oh Beau...surrounding yourself with friends like that.

[xcthulhux]

During the oftenly renamed panel, my friend mark told my friend evan to "Stand up, so you can get on your knees"
that made me laugh because if taken out of context it would have sounded dirty.
also that it kind of sounds like "get up so you can get back down"

[Meganekko]

Love that

"You guys have a DOG!?" "Yeah hes probably chewing on your friend right now"


oh Beau...surrounding yourself with friends like that.

I think Beau need my "Bad decisions make great stories.." tattoo more than I do.

[The_Geek]

At the Sunday DGM photoshoot:
Kanda: *Watching some sort of slash pairing photo being taken* What the hell justifies that?!
Daisya (Me): Fanfiction!

I swear that may be the best retort I have ever given.

[EmAino]

Overheard this one while on the elevator with the Pope when who should get on, but Jesus....

Jesus: POPE!  So, how's the church?....