Very unintriguing topic now :<

[DancingTofu]

playa b doubtin i can rhyme wit cthulhu
playa y u doubt don't u no i can schul u

[xcthulhux]

wat was that? you call that a rhyme?
i would show you better, but i have not the tiem

[DancingTofu]

bro u don't got da rhythm and you ain't got da beat
playa find some reel rhymes 'for u start messin' wit me

[xcthulhux]

bro u don't got da rhythm and you ain't got da beat
playa find some reel rhymes 'for u start messin' wit me

Slant rhymes for losers, so just let it be
you ain't gonna win, so i say GG

[DancingTofu]

boi u think u b hip
yea u think u reel cool
but yo rekkid skips
'cause u just a tool

[xcthulhux]

You can't deal with these rhymes
Thats why you be hatin
You be closin your ears
like chalk board cheese gratin

[DancingTofu]

[piano solo]

[xcthulhux]

[hacks up blood]

[DancingTofu]

Sweet so I win now that you're dead/dying, right?

[reppy]

Guys, stop the madness! It's not worth it!

[xcthulhux]

You think that im dead, but im just getting better.
now sit back, relax, while i write you a letter

[HardstyleZombie]

C-C-C-COMBOBRAKER

[DancingTofu]

yo i gotta admit
that ruse was real qute
but you rhyme like a twit
and your points are all moot

[xcthulhux]

C-C-C-COMBOBRAKER

You think you can brake it, but i can just rhyme it
I hid your backpack, so now try to find it.

[DancingTofu]

wtf bro
your verses are whack
you don't even know
how a true playa raps

[HardstyleZombie]

i can rap
u just snap
i take your mod tool
u drown in a pool
cthulhu is wack
and you smoke crack
i have a orange
u have a .... oh shi-

[xcthulhux]

wtf bro
your verses are whack
you don't even know
how a true playa raps

what is this you speak
can you back it up
your rhymes are weak
i'll tell you wassup

i'll eat your heart
tear open your head
fart in your face
you'll wish you were dead

i'll eat your liver
and puncture your eye
i'll smack your face
with a hot apple pie

burnt in the face
infused with some crust
when im done with you
you'll turn to dust

i'll whip out a lighter
get out the gas
im out of fluid
let me get a match

i've got it now
should i strike
i see a tire
the back of my bike

the stupid match breaks
what do i do
my foot is sweaty
i take off my shoe

this is a good one
although it is long
what was that one film
with the great Tommy Chong?

That was a good one
they were both high
i heard that cheech marron
was a real funny guy

[xcthulhux]

Hi its Vince with Slap Chop...........

1. you're doing it wrong
2. old meme is old. lurk moar.
3. you lost....
4. the game...
5. ??
6. profit

[DancingTofu]

The only reason I haven't crushed you to a pulp is because I can't us a certain word or 40. >:[

[HardstyleZombie]

Hi its Vince with Slap Chop...........

1. your dumb
2. lurk moar.
3. im dumb
4. i fail
5. ??
6. profit

EDIT

[DancingTofu]

Mustash, you hateful antagonist. >:[

[HardstyleZombie]

^ NOT NUDITY

troll porn

[DancingTofu]

THIS RAP WAR IS VERY UNINTRIGUING I'M CHANGING THE TOPIC TO VERY UNINTRIGUING.

I typed this sentence so that this post wouldn't be in all caps. :>

[DancingTofu]

NO U

The best topic evar is that one topic.

IDK wut is it.

[xcthulhux]

NO U

The best topic evar is that one topic.

IDK wut is it.

you should at least have it be known as
Very unintriguing (formerly known as rap war)

this topic has become the cancer of the kumoricon forums >.>
see what you do mustash?

[xcthulhux]

I DO AWESOME THINGS.

like lose.
all the time.
in spam eating contests.
to girls
GG