@Malaria: ...Why, it quite pleases me that you would like to say something like that, but you are indeed correct that it would be a "hilariously incorrect endearment." XD I love you anyway. In the meantime, please don't kill me. : D
The popularity of Hetalia is almost ridiculous. I can hardly surf deviantART without coming across something. XD And so long as nobody supports holocausts or pogroms, 's all good. ='D
The French Revolution happened and Napolean came to power because America gave me the blasted FreedomTM cactus juice. Blame him and his freedom philosophy that I couldn't keep our lovely Archduchess or my monarchy. D: It's also England's fault for being stubborn and not just giving me my bit of North America. The war on that continent made me go bankrupt and caused more shortages than I care to mention.
Now, Napolean himself...I'm not sure what kind of cactus juice he was on or who gave it to him.
Edit: Welcome back to Portland, Hashi~! I hope you slept well. ='3